Gordon Ramsay is a cunt.
Yes I’m stating the obvious. This obnoxious cook, famous for being a foul mouthed bully cunt and nothing else, has been defending his ‘full’ English breakfast, which you can enjoy for the extortionate sum of £19 at the Savoy. He says if you think it’s expensive, it’s because ‘you can’t fucking afford it’. Bollocks. Most people think fuck all on spending twenty quid on a meal if they are out, but his pathetic breakfast is just small for the sake of it, and he can shove his snobbery up his arse.
The guy is a wanker, who hangs around with other wankers like the Beckhams and Jonathan Ross, and hope he insults the wrong person one day, hopefully in America, where the aggrieved person might have access to firearms.
https://www.indy100.com/people/gordon-ramsay-full-english-breakfast-b1776009
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Supported by Quick Draw McGraw:
I’ve just seen the photo of it. Calling it a ‘full’ English breakfast surely breaks some kind of advertising law. Two eggs, one sausage, a bit of bacon and some other crap. It’s not that the people complaining can’t afford it, it’s that we’re smart enough to see when we’re being ripped off by a smug, bad tempered gobshite. In my part of the world, a full English is eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, fried tomato, fried bread, mushrooms and a couple of black puddings. Toast is on the side. And you can get that for less than half than Rodent Ramsay is charging.
Full English if youve the appetite of Karen Carpenter maybe.
Looks like a young popeye Ramsey doesnt he?
Go iron your face you ballbag.
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This guy is a complete wanker, it’s called value for money, your little breakfast is worth about a fiver, £15 to have it on a Savoy plate.
CUNT!
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Always was and always will be an utter cunt.
Can’t the stand the fucker.
There is only one oven for this chef.
Uncle terry.
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I don’t think he is a cunt. The cunts are the ones who buy stuff off him.
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Ramsey is a flat-track bully.. wrinkly bawbag of piss and wind who wouldn’t start his histrionics if he thought that there was any danger of some Cunt getting close enough to kick the shit out of him.
I’ve half a mind to go and order his fucking breakfast just to see what he has to say when he hears my views.
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“Hash Browns” should only appear on the plates of fat Septics…those Cunts’ll eat any fucking shite.
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No black pudding either Fiddler, maybe he’s playing it safe by trying to appease vegan mentalists and BLM at the same time.
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Black pudding is from heaven. Beautiful stuff. If you ever order a full English and no black pudding is on the plate, you have the legal right to smash the place up (Black Pudding Omissions Act, 1956).
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I love black pudding…white pudding too. My local butcher used to make his own black-pud from fresh blood…now he has to use powdered blood..it’s just not the same.
Afternoon,LL.
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Afternoon Fiddler.
I was a Saturday lad in a butchers, sold all that kind of stuff, brawn, tripe, lamb hearts and pigs tails and trotters too for the local Caribbean folk who stewed it up. All gone and sold up now unfortunately, a giant Wilko store now.
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Hash Browns?
BLASPHEMY!
Hash Browns are American and have FUCK ALL to do with the traditional full English breakfast.
That Indy100 article was obviously written by a dumb millennial.
They were virtually unknown in the UK before McDonalds and Burger King started pushing them here in the 1980s.
Boomers Lives Matter
Generation X Rocks
Millennials Suck
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Waffles can Fuck Off n’all.
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Are you a fan of mushrooms with your full English Creampuff or is it just the curries?
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A full English for me would not be complete without mushrooms.
And I am unanimous in that!
Evening LL, Dick.
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Aye mushrooms for me too.
And black pudding,
Great meal the full English.
Dont let the yanks mess with it,
They’ll fuck it up.
Cant even vote right.
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And brown sauce on the bacon – it should never be the red stuff!
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And fucking tinned tomatoes RTC ,none of that half a fresh tomato grilled shit.
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Never went for offal and blood foods, cut to the fat east at a pork barbecue the waitresses bring out the sauce. It helped the pork go down and was utterly delicious! Made with the porker’s blood, fresh of course as the pig is slaughtered out the back.
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What’s this cunt selling ‘English’ breakfasts’ for anyway. The cunt should be selling his deep fried Mars bars dipped in porridge as a local speciality.
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Did you mean to say “the cunt should be deep fried in porridge”?
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This cunt Ramsay needs a proper leathering. The crinkle faced fanny doesn’t even do fried bread. What a cunt trumpet.
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The cabbage faced wanker loves to dine out on the bullshit story of him playing for Rangers before injury cut short his career. In fact he was a trialist who played in a testimonial game and was never even close to the first team to sniff Ally McCoist’s jockstrap.
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McCoist. What a striker he was. Him and Davie Cooper were good ‘uns.
I’ve seen Ramsay poncing about at Soccer Aid with that uphill gardener cunt Robbie Williams. The fact that is is called ‘Soccer Aid’ makes it a cuntfest even without scrotum features Ramsay and his vaseline loving mate Williams.
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The fact that it is called ‘Soccer Aid’ makes it a cuntfest even without scrotum features Ramsay and his vaseline loving mate Williams.
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Why is television chefs a thing? Until smelavison or tasteavision is a thing whats the fucking point. Cunts to a man. Especially plastic cockney wasisname.
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Smelavision and tasteavision would make Babestation interesting.
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He should be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.
Full English? Is it fuck.
It’s like a fucking kids’ breakfast.
And if I’d have ever worked with this cunt (unlikely, only gays and women enjoy the kitchen) and he’d talked to me like he talks to his employees… he’d be wearing his face on the back of his fucking head, the twat.
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I like him, being a true Scot he’s ripping off the English. So long since I left london I don’t know what a full English costs down there but if you ha e people paying 80k for a parking space they can afford his breakfast.
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Has nobody poleaxed this cunt yet?
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If some chancer tried to charge me 19 quid for this they would need surgery to remove the plate I had shoved up their arse.
I do not eat full English breakfasts very often but there is nothing better to set you up for hard manual graft.
Cooking is not hard – it’s just turning raw things into food using heat – even a celebrity chef can do it! 😃
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So this cunt basically sneers at people who “can’t afford” his ripoff shitty half-a-breakfast?
What I can’t afford is to be sent to nick for the number of years that I would be if I was caught doing what I’d like to do to the prick using his own kitchen implements.
Stay in America you arsehole, you and they deserve each other…
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Second rate chef who serves up low grade dog food, use some of your money Ramsey and get a gallon of Botox injected into your Ball Bag styled face.!
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My cat would be ashamed to serve that shite up. Fuck me even I could knock a gutbuster of a full English up for four for just over a tenner. Mrs CuntyMort would do a dogs bollocks of a breakfast to die for.
Fucking Scots cunt, Unkle Terry, fire up the oven. Gas mark Immolation.
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Burn the salad he calls breakfast in the oven.
Then him.
Head first.
Stonehenge faced cunt.
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What does he know about an “English Breakfast”? fucking lying Scottish pig fucker. I hope Gino bums him stupid on one of their cooks piss about some place or another.
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The only thing ‘Savoy’ about this cunt is his face, which resembles a crinkly Savoy cabbage.
I wouldn’t give the cunt tuppence ha’penny for his Happy Meal breakfast. The best cooked breakfast I have enjoyed is at Johnny’s Cafe on Coldharbour Lane, off Denmark Hill in South London. Two fat, quality Cumberland bangers, bacon, beans, mushrooms, scrambled egg, toast and black pudding. Served on a china platter and a big mug of strong tea.
Around £6 and piping hot.
Get yourself down to Johnny’s, Ramsay, you scrotum faced old cunt. You may learn a thing or too.
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I got in a argument with a South African about black pudding.
Thought the daft cunt was gonna have a heart attack!
Me and the missus stayed in a 14th century crookhouse in Castleton, lovely place,
Anyway chatting at breakfast with other guests the Boer is the owner an I said I loved black pudding on a English breakfast.
“German invention” he said.
“English pal, invented up the road in Bury” MNC
“No its german”
“Not a chance, the English invented it, the English invented everything.”
“ITS GERMAN!!”
Redfaced bordering on tears the mental cunt😀
Sniggers “doubtful” MNC.
His wife led him into the back for arguing with the guests an I got a bollocking for arguing with him off the missus.
The mardarse.
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Lots of cultures eat blood and the Germans aren’t the only ones to think of pouring it into intestines…but those Seth Efricans are stubborn cunts.
Once they’re pissed over a braai it’s war stories about Angola, treatises on how to make biltong, driving Buckies and demeaning the snoobabs.
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I can’t put Gordon in Room 101, I like him, despite his pound slot forehead, acting up for the cameras, being friends with the Beckhams and making wee breakfasts. He’s a savvy man, making a lot of cash.
Er, at least he’s not woke.
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Admin ive been moderated!
Could you please pull the lever and free my post?
It was about bonding with other cultures.
(I think it was the word “sniggers” that put your post into the MQ. Cleared now – DA)
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Cheers admin,👍👍
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Complete cunt this one, been a personal fav of mine for some years, surely all the woke shite we have to endure these days spells the end of his tv appearances? Just goes to show the whole program is staged as I’m sure some other like minded human being would have flattened the little turd by now. What would you pay for 10 mins alone in a room with Ramsey & Kyle? Now there’s an auction prize !
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I’m surprised that somebody hasn’t punched his nose through to the back of his head years ago.
But as others have pointed out, he does have one redeeming feature; he’s not a woketard.
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I had dinner at a nice restaurant recently, had the roast badger.
It was from the sett menu….
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Ramsey was poleaxed by Teddy Sheringham during one of those celeb football games when Ramsey was playing the ‘ard man.
Piss myself laughing every time I watch the big gobshite go down like sack of shite and get carted off after Terry demonstrates how proper footballers play the game.
https://youtu.be/Sl0JmimeqXc
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Typo.
They just spelled ” fool’s ” wrong.
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The most phoney pathetic overated cook ever.Gay cunt also.
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Eggs is eggs.
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Best full English ever was served in a greasy spoon called The Big Breakfast in Cradely Heath.
Like a silly twat, I didn’t ask what the big breakfast actually consisted of (medium and small set breakfast was also available).
4 sausage, 4 bacon, two black pud, 2 eggs, half a tin of beans, half a tin of mushrooms, half a tin of tomatoes, 4 toast, 4 bread and butter and 2 fried slice. £6.90.
Couldn’t eat it all and made sausage and bacon sandwiches for lunch from the leftovers.
It was lush!
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At last that’s a big fucking breakfast. I’ve ordered many over the years and most have left me hungry for more.
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It’s about time someone gave Popeye a good smack 👍👍
The fake Scotsman is an absolute wanker 👍
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I don’t mind watching him. He swears, which is good enough entertainment.
However, all his twattery with the Beckhams and the like makes him a prime ham CUNT.
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Thank fuck for that!!! I thought my hatred of this cunt was me going loopy. I’m glad to know I’m not alone.
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Stayed at a hotel in Penicuik, whilst visiting friends, a few times called The Navaar house. Best breakfast I’ve ever had. 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, mushrooms, tomato, beans, black pudding and slice of locally made haggis. Comes with a rack of toast and a pot of tea or fresh coffee. £8 and it is magnificent.
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