Libraries


I know this nom probably won’t attract too many votes, but all the same it still pisses me off at how libraries have turned into doss houses for drunks, druggies, annoyingly loud students, scumbags, mothers with babies, and other lowlife socially irresponsible cunts who seem to think a library is a place to chill out with your mates and be as loud and irritating as possible!

Public libraries are already in short supply across the country as it is, and yet trying to sit down at a table to read something important and/or beneficial towards one’s career hopes seems to be a dying trend given the cunts who just sit around, checking their phones and being as noisy as fucking possible.

Here in Birmingham, we have a new £200m central library; absolutely awesome place. And yet it has become a magnet for every cunt under the sun to slob around with little or no intention of using the library as a place knowledge. And yet the library security just sit on their arses and do fuck all about it.

Is nothing sacred in this shitty world in which we live?

Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen

Tess Thompson Talley


Trophy Hunters are cunts, aren’t they?

The latest wealthy American with a turd-chewing grin hugging the corpse of a freshly-murdered animal and churning out the “preservation” clichés is Tess Thompson Talley a trophy hunter cunt from Texas. She posed with a rare black giraffe’s still-twitching body and has been prattling the same, tired “culling” excuses these murdering wingnuts usually do.

While justifying her odious behaviour and coming across as a tad unevolved on her recent CBS interview, she gibbered about making pillow cases and a gun holder from the carcass. Having butchered rare animals, she now massacres the English language and “thaanks Gaaad”. Right.

Despite there being fewer than 100,000 giraffes in the wild in Africa and the iconic species having imperiled status, she shot the 4,000lb animal on a hunting trip in South Africa in 2017. Wreathed in smiles, the wretched cunt gabbered “I am proud of that giraffe. I have decorative pillows made out of him, and everybody loves them.”

By ethnically-cleansing wildlife, this bleached-toothed cunt wants to ‘harvest’ these rare animals because “like…there is tons of people waiting to be fed by him” which still doesn’t describe the photos on social media of her hugging warm corpses while laughing like a drain.

Ironically, this slaying loudmouth ends by expressing her anger because of receiving death threats on-line. Perhaps the shitty cunt shouldn’t brutally terminate innocent animals’ lives then!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Johanna Konta

Johanna Konta is a cunt..

The ‘British’ (yeah, course) tennis player says she was ‘picked on’ with questions over her Wimbledon defeat and that she was ‘patronised’… So a journalist/interviewer is a big bad bully for doing their job now? I watched it and I don’t think anything she was asked was out of order… It’s just the self importance of yer modern celebrity type and they can’t deal with anybody giving them any sort of criticism… There’s also the ‘sexist’ card being pulled obviously… Picked on?! 33 unforced errors in one game when she was favourite? Being crap and someone pointing it out is not being picked on… What was the journo supposed to say? ’33 errors, but you were great?’ Get a grip for fuck’s sake…

Nominated by Norman

Kay Burley (2)

Spot the cunt


I nominate the Sky News not very neutral news reporter Ginger Kay. She makes it pretty obvious where her allegiances lie; her views are lefty, and gives a rough ride to anyone she views as on ‘the Right’, while brown nosing leftie luvvie types.

Also on the money she’s paid, think she’d put her hand in her purse and buy a new dress. She’s got 2, green one or one with big fuck off sleeves like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia! Stop with the cosmetic surgery luv, fighting a losing battle. Get down Dorothy Perkins and get a frock yer ginger cunt.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

Ambassadorial Bollocks

Kim Darroch’s views on the Trump administration were perfectly well observed and what Ambassadors do and have done worldwide since time immemorial.
However, the leak of those opinions made his position untenable, particularly with a personality such as Trump.
The Ambassador’s backing from May and Hunt was futile and naïve. And the kiss of death.
Darroch should have been recalled to save ill will and embarrassment instead of being used as some sort of pissing contest.
May and Hunt are indeed monumental cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble