Disabled Parking Bay Charges

Now hopefully this will be a jaw dropping nomination but I doubt it.
Having a disabled badge is a licence to park like a cunt, double yellows, you name it. We can park anywhere as long as we do not endanger other road users.
Some time ago the councils realised this and created premium spaces for the disabled, spaces closer to the shops where we would not hinder anyone.
Now for some strange reason a number of councils have bought in charges for disabled spaces….to recap, the spaces were put there to stop us exercising our park like a cunt clause.
So in view of this, perhaps a mass movement is required…disabled drivers parking up round town halls, blocking loading bays etc. just to exercise our freedom to park right and wake up these tight fisted cunts in the councils.

Nominated by lord benny

Laila Laurel

This woman, who looks like a typical middle-class Corbynite, has designed a chair to stop “manspreading”. Knowing how limp-wristed anyone in authority is these days towards anything that any SJW screeches about, no matter how petty, I bet it won’t be long until they’re installed on all trains, planes and buses just because they hate men and our genitals. If you ask me this is completely sexist and discriminatory, and represents absolutely no meaningful purpose whatsoever. You can just imagine the reactions I’ve received when I’ve objected to women “bagspreading”…..

Admin note: This cunt studies at the University of Brighton….that says it all.

Nominated by Cunt me in

Losers

A quick, drive by shooting style cunting for Labour’s ‘Momentum’ faction.
The twats have just launched a campaign aimed at unseating Boris Johnson from his Uxbridge seat.
Talk about having a fucking larf.
Connoisseurs of cunting will no doubt find much to entertain them in this clip of the usual rent-a-gob arsewipes in action. This, my friends, is what losers look like. Welcome once more to Cunt Central, Owen, Flabbott et al. Fucking tossers.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/momentum-launches-campaign-unseat-boris-121529588.html

Nominated by Ron Knee

Dominic Grieve MP (7)

Oh dear, cunters; unfortunately It’s That Man Again. Again.

Rancid Remainiacs are apparently considering a plan to orchestrate a no confidence vote against Boris Johnson in the House of Commons, designed to collapse his government and stymie a no deal Brexit. Cadaverous Cunt Grieve has called upon the Queen to dismiss the PM if he chose to ignore such a vote and allowed the country to leave the EU on a no deal basis.

Now this strikes me as, shall we say, a tad hypocritical on the part of Grievous. After all, why should Johnson not simply sit there? Refusal to accept an outcome that he doesn’t agree with is a principle that Duplicitous Dom seems quite happy to follow in his own case.

No doubt the Unctuous Undertaker will be able to dig out some dusty, archaic statute under which the Queen could act. But trying to drag HM into the Brexit saga would surely place us at the top of a slippery slope, which could end up plunging the country into the greatest constitutional crisis since 1909. Not that it seems to matter to Desperate Dom and his cronies.
Well on the subject of ‘no confidence’ votes, I call upon the good people of Beaconsfield to exercise one of their own at the nearest opportunity, and show this shithead the door. Dominic Grieve has been a haemorrhoid on the arse of British politics for far too long.

It’s time for a nice clean surgical cut.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Maisie-Rae and Kelly Adams

This is a story about a teenager effectively told to hold it when she asked to go to the toilet. She said to the teacher she was on her period and the teacher effectively told her to put a sock in it, so the teenager storms out ‘grabbing a sani towel on the way’.

Her stupid mother says ‘Maisie felt humiliated and embarrassed and it is horrible what happened to her’, naturally her mother takes the story to the national press so the two attention seekers can have their photos in the tabloids and talk about their periods and feelings. It sounds reasonable to want to use the toilet when required, but this cunt Maisie-Rae has apparently been given three separate detentions for wanting to go to the bogs and now claims she has heavy periods – 3 times a month. I reckon she’s just full of shit.

The school says “The situation is not as has been interpreted, but I cannot go into details”. My theory is that this ‘girl’ is actually a boy and doesn’t even have periods and the pair of them are completely off their trolley. It’s the kind of shit a demented tranny boy would make up and the kind of name he’d give himself.

The school also says they have policies to deal with these things including timeout cards and ‘pink passes’. Mother-cunt moots pink wristbands – “I think it would be a good idea to get the girls wearing a little pink wristband and then it would show the teachers and others that the girl is on her period and that they may be a little emotional and not able to concentrate that week”. I shit you not it never fucking ends. What the fuck is the world coming to that this cunt with it’s three periods a month wants to wear a fucking wristband to excuse them from academic effort, due to the disability of being a female? So just sit and stare out of the window at the taxpayers expense. She should be put out on the street to earn a fucking living if permanently pmt-ing.

Nominated by MandroidZ