Greedy footy players

I would like to cunt Liverpool players and the fucking manager. don’t these cunts earn enough money?. for fucks sake have you seen them plugging Nivea ‘ Mens Products ‘.. irritating or what? look we know you’re doing it for the money, don’t treat us like morons.. and fuck whoever makes this bollocks too. do you really think we’re going to rush out and buy this shit because some overpaid prima donna is plugging it? fuck off widdya ..maybe just maybe they are donating their fees to charity. doubt it though.

Nominated by richard1

Self assumed Indestructible Bike Riders

Self assumed Indestructible Bike Riders are cunts.

Chris Froome being the latest. Blowing a nose at 40 mph to go straight into a wall.

Second best.

If these cunts can’t wake up to the fact Lycra does not make them a superhero, we should not be showered with the shit from the media once they hit the wall, get run over by a turning lorrie or skid off a cliff. Fuck off.

nominated by King cunt

 

John Major (4)

John Major is a fucking Megacunt.

Major states that he “will seek a judicial review if the next prime minister tried to suspend Parliament to force through a no-deal Brexit”, and that he “was not going to standby and see parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion… it is utterly the wrong way to proceed”.

Well, John, you are a two-faced remainer cunt of the first order. I assume you didn’t mind seeing “parliamentary traditions disregarded in this fashion” when you yourself prorogued Parliament in 1997, to delay the publication of a report into the cash-for-questions scandal which was about to engulf your abortion of a Premiership? If it wasn’t for double standards, you would have no standards at all.

Here’s some other pearls which have dropped from your EU cock-receptacle:

“[Labour Leader John Smith] is the man who likes to say yes in Europe — Monsieur Oui, the poodle of Brussels.” This from 1994- you’d think this sanctimonious congenital retard was describing himself here.

“When the curtain falls it is time to get off the stage and that is what I propose to do.” This from 1997, after his party got bummed in the GE. Well, I wish you’d take your own advice. The only stage you should be on is the one that used to be at Tyburn, with a hood on and a priest walking in front of you.

“It is the one event in my life of which I am most ashamed, and I have long feared would be made public” (describing his affair with eggphobic ratbag Edwina “bony cunt” Currie). Never mind getting caught banging Currie, what about when you sold this country down the river at Maastrich, John?

Major is truly one of the biggest cunts on the planet.

Nominated by cuntzilla

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Ear Gauges

 

If you’ve never heard of the term you know what they look like. Hipster wannabe cunts mutilating their earlobes with more rings/discs inserted than one of Sting’s mates from the rainforest. Saw a cunt today with rings that big they could stand at a carnival and charge kids to lob ping pong balls through their ears.

I dearly look forward to seeing these cunts in 10-20 years with their sagging skin crying into their hemp handkerchiefs about how they’ve completely fucked up their head.

Bonus points if they have a shit tattoo relating to pop culture that nobody will fucking care about or know in 5 years.

nominated by LazyBiscuits

Ursula Von der Leyen

An Ode To Joy Kraut cunting please for Juncker’s successor, for not only does she looks as if she pisses her drawers and shat her brains out on the crapper, she seems to be deaf where democracy is concerned:-.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1151576/Brexit-news-UK-EU-Ursula-von-der-Leyen-European-Parliament-Commission-latest

Yes, the demented old hag wants us to forget about Brexit and join her European United States, a thought which I am sure will have Gaylord Adonis and Ken Clarke having geriatric wank sessions tonight soaking up the jizz in their blue flags with the gold stars on.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs