windows 10 promoted by cunts

Microsoft just sent me a cunting email celebrating gay fucking pride. They even offered me a free download of gay pride theme for my windows 10. All fucking pink and rainbows sick bastards. More chance of me attending a Barrymore pool party than downloading that shite. What next are they going to send me some hot pants to wear while using windows 10?

I unsubscribed from all future shitty Microsoft emails. Lucky I got it for free or it would be gone for casual use. Unfortunately need the buggy shite MS software for work. Otherwise would be using Linux Tails all the time.

While on subject of shitty MS operating systems that cunting Windows 10 News tile is a Liberal remainers wet dream. I suggest everyone right clicks it and uninstalls before the headlines offend you so much you cause some serious damage to your monitor or keyboard.

Also I can really recommend the Brave browser as a replacement browser. It’s a top quality cunting browser. Its ethical, the fastest I’ve used, free, respects your privacy, no ads and works better than any ad blocker I have used. Ironically it is based on Google Chrome. Best of all you can earn as you browse and get paid in its own crypto which you can convert at an exchange for Bitcoin or even the worthless fiat shite provided by our cunting government.

Nominated by ScouseCunt

Half cocked cuntings

I would like to cunt ‘ Martina Big’. Who she ? I hear you ask and up to 5 minutes ago I hadn’t heard of her either, just seen a tweet about her. She is the fucking brain dead muppet whose sole ambition is too have the biggest tits in the World. I fuckin kid you not. She looks fuckin ridiculous and she’s a cunt because she can’t see that.

Really? are fucking sure? if we are talking about the same person then I think you missed out something a little more worthy, re write your cunting or post I am a cunt 100 times before sunset or your banned!

https://youtu.be/urrXtXxGz6g

CC said

Can I cunt Dick the Turd for either: being pissed at 09.31 or missing the true cuntitude of this fucking halfwit

R1  said

Lol.all i’ve Seen is a short tweet. I can’t be arsed to re write it. So wot ever.

OK anyone else want to have a go? its worth it, a reverse Michael Jackson with a south African accent

R1  said

Oh ffs I just saw the ITV appearance. Jesus h Christ. Wtf.? She should change her name to Martina Cunt. Un fuckin believable.

told you, you have struck gold, even I have never seen so much cuntishness in my life and even the presenters were a bit worried at the end

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Dominic Grieve (6)

There’s a number of reasons this man is a cunt. One being his face, which resembles a recently shaved testicle. But the most recent reason is his comments regarding Boris Johnson. Grievous cunt here says, ‘If Boris pursues a no deal brexit, Tory MPs will bring him down’.

I’m not going to say much more, other than, fuck off! Just fuck off, you remaining, whining, sack of foreskin. You and all your other remainiac friends can just fuck off!

Nominated by elboobio

Janet Barker

Janet Barker, the CUNT Greenpeace activist who Mark Field ejected from the Mansion House. Where do I fucking start ?

First, she’s a cunt who just strolls into someone elses property and thinks she “can just have a chat” FUCK OFF, if she walked into my house uninvited she’d be lucky to get out with all her teeth still in her face the dumb CUNT.

The fact that she’s a WOMAN seems to be a big factor here, well fuck off, take the rough with the smooth, if she’d been a bloke there wouldn’t be half the fuss, you want to be equal, there you go CUNT.

Ohhhh she’s not pressing charges….seriously. have I just gone down the fucking rabbit hole ??? The cunt should be arrested, charged and banged up herself.

Nominated by AdamBlake

People that wear sunglasses indoors

People that wear sunglasses indoors are cunts…
I used to have a couple of mates that did it …. !?!
I went to a club a couple of years ago (the last time, I’m too old for that shite now) and there were cunts all over the place wearing sunglasses. IN A DARK FUCKING ROOM!

How vein do you have to be to wear sunglasses in in a dark room? Stumbling around, not being able to see a fucking thing just so you can look “cool”.

Well you don’t look cool, you look like a cunt.

I hope you fall down the fucking stairs…..

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage