Richard Curtis is a cunt….

Apart from producing steaming cultural turds like Notting Hill and Love Actually, this cunt trumpet now wants to resurrect Blackadder… Now, Blackadder was very good originally, apart from the extremely overrated and badly done fourth series (the war one)… But now Curtis is a fully paid up member of the PC mob and I have no doubt that a modern millennial Blackadder would be a masterclass in ticking boxes and would have far too many gobby wimmin in it, and there would also be a peaceful or two and more colours than jelly babies…. Curtis said that his idea involves Blackadder as a college lecturer… Which basically means a load of snowflake students and ‘diversity’… In other words, a load of PC bollocks… I only hope Rowan Atkinson has the sense to say no…

And let’s not even start on the latest Curtis abomination… A supposedly ‘feel good’ film which is just a load of sinister ‘diversity’ propaganda about an Asian personage stealing the Beatles’ legacy and making it his own… ‘But… but that’s cultural appropriation!’ the snowflakes will cry… Not this time they won’t… It’s OK if they do it apparently…

Nominated by Norman

Rufus Hound is a cunt, isn’t he?

Not only stupid enough to suggest that The Maybot was responsible for the Manchester Arena bombings by peacefuls, and then grovellingly apologising, he also has to wear a fucking cloth cap INDOORS! He was on Cuntdown yesterday, and there he was, fucking cloth cap! What a wanker.

Just had a thought, perhaps he’s actually black, ‘cos those cunts all wear headgear indoors too.

Nominated by The Mogs

Grinning, bearded, hippy, tax avoiding cunt Branson. Again.

‘Sir Richard Branson has warned the pound could plummet to the same value as the dollar if Britain leaves the EU without a deal.
The Virgin boss said crashing out without agreement could leave Britain “near bankrupt,” causing big losses at his UK companies and forcing them to shift investment out of the UK’

Virgin investment in the UK?. As far as I can tell this shoddy, opportunistic cunt only takes from the public purse and invests fuck all. He is obviously worried, on his off-shore island, that his grasped public £ for delivering sub-standard services will be worth less.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to nominate women talking about male suicide! Apparently this is one of the biggest killers in white men under 40? As a white middle aged working class male with very few options in life, I wholeheartedly understand why they do it. Don’t get me wrong I’m not attention seeking, but these days men don’t know what the fuck they are supposed to be or do. If you don’t talk about your problems you’re repressed, if you let it all out you’re weak? What the fuck! You say you don’t like kids, you’re a CUNT, say you like them you’re a paedo? If I hold a door open for a woman am I gonna be called patronising cos I can open my own door? But woe betide if I went for a meal with a woman and didn’t pay the whole fuckin bill! ?????? Then the bullshit about the man having to be the provider! I’ll swap any bitch, any day to go & work 60 hours a week with people you wouldn’t pay with the steam off your piss! & Then the fuckin ” oh you’re not ripped like one of them love Island cunts”. No sorry I’ve been doing 6 til 6 all week, I’ve had to come home and cook your tea and all the housework cos you’re such a FUCKIN ridiculous lazy land whale of a cunt! Fuckin shit cunts banging on about we should talk about why we are depressed. Simple: YOU, you FUCKIN CUNTS!

Nominated by Cuntosaurus

ITF HAVE CONFIRMED: Andy Murray is a five start Cunt.

I used to quite like watching Wimbledon on TV and many years ago I had the privilege of going to Wimbledon….I was bribed by a French businessman with 2 tickets if I didn’t bring something up that he didn’t want bringing up. Ahem. Fine. “Centre Court sil vous plait!” ……

Now however, I believe all tennis players, at any level, including wheelchair players to be cunts if they fist pump, fist bump (doubles) or scream “come on!” to themselves and the crowd in some pathetic attempt to get us to like them. The biggest culprit and, weeping wee ‘jessie’, ranking top of the wankometer of nauseating cringe worthiness, is none other than Andrew Murray. On top of his cry for help by blubbering like a baby because his hip was fucked at the Australian open (thought he announced his retirement), he has now initiated the infuriating trend of high fiving his partner (Serena Williams) every time they play a point. Win or lost a big fuck off high five. Cunts!

Imagine the cricket openers doing it with every ball played??? Or synchronized swimmers every time they submerged grinning. What happens if this cuntish behaviour starts seeping in to everyday life? Wetherspoon’s bar staff high fiving on every pint served? Morrison’s check out girls high fiving on every scanned item!…… Murray’s actions could bring sport as we know it and, the pantomime that is my life, to a grinding halt. Bell end!

Nominated by Daz Wud