Richard Branson (13)

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Grinning, bearded, hippy, tax avoiding cunt Branson. Again.

‘Sir Richard Branson has warned the pound could plummet to the same value as the dollar if Britain leaves the EU without a deal.
The Virgin boss said crashing out without agreement could leave Britain “near bankrupt,” causing big losses at his UK companies and forcing them to shift investment out of the UK’

Virgin investment in the UK?. As far as I can tell this shoddy, opportunistic cunt only takes from the public purse and invests fuck all. He is obviously worried, on his off-shore island, that his grasped public £ for delivering sub-standard services will be worth less.

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63 thoughts on “Richard Branson (13)”

  1. What he means is money comes above all. It’s a remainer trait, it’s all about the money.

    Laughable cunts say leave voters don’t know what we voted for, I fucking did, if it meant tough times for a few years, what if it? Hard times turn up, you know this by the time you’re 40, or you should.

    If the works economy takes a dip, in or out of the EU you’re feeling it.

    These cunts would of protested fighting hitler as it may of hit their pockets. The giant hitler protest balloon business would of boomed and they would of been more milkshake bandits around for sure.

    Fuck of Branson, pull your business out of the UK, but if you do the government should block you owning all or part of any UK based business.

    Bye you cunt

  2. Was that a threat Branson? Trying to blackmail a bit? Well you hippy rich berk, go ahead as long as we get what we voted for. AND STOP GRINNING!!!
    Something shady about ‘grinners’ bit sly & snidey, dont trust em or hippies, never trust a hippy….

    • Keep an eye out for a copy of Tom Bower’s unauthorised Branson autobiography.
      It peels the wanker apart wonderfully.
      An utterly ruthless self aggrandizing cunt…

      • Apparently Miguel Portaloo did a pretty good job on rubbishing this cuuuuunt’s utter bollockry.

    • And definitely never trust a Jeremy.
      Thorpe, corbyn, hunt, Kyle my old neighbour all cunts

      • I bleeding dont trust jeremys!! Or for that matter anyone called Gary! Lineker, Bushell, Glitter, eh,gary baldi, gary that cunt down the road who i suspect scratched my van, eh, gary hitler, all cunts! Jeremy, hippies, garys all cut from same cloth, satans undercrackers.

  3. I actually want Beardface to have his spaceships.
    It increases the chance of him perishing in one of them.
    Incineration or explosive decompression, I’m not fussy.
    Whatever gets the job done… 😁

    • Or a passing black hole, rogue solar flare or meteor shower…not fussy.

      • Should put the fucker into orbit around Uranus. We’d have a real Anus circling the planetary one.

      • Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
        Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
        We could float among the stars together, you and I
        For we can fly we can fly
        Up, up and away
        My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
        The world’s a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
        It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
        We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
        For we can fly we can fly
        Up, up and away
        My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
        Suspended under a twilight canopy
        We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
        If by some chance you find yourself loving me
        We’ll find a cloud to hide us
        We’ll keep the moon beside us
        Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
        Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
        If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
        For we can fly we can fly
        Up, up and away
        My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
        Balloon…
        Up, up, and away…

      • This balloon, burning
        This balloon, burning
        This balloon, burning
        This balloon, burning

        Nowt like a happy ending, eh Miles?

      • When the baloon got into trouble, Beardy became such a gibbering, panic stricken wreck that Per Linstrom nearly knocked him out for his own safety.
        Now there’s some footage I’d love to have seen…😁

        “Boo hoo, we’re all going to die”
        SMACK!!!

      • The giant knobs
        The porthole where you see the earth for the first time
        The corrugated fibreglass interior walls
        The partially reclining G-force lawn furniture
        The brown hole
        The pointed brassieres
        The atomic war
        The tiny little dresses on the space girls
        A love starved race begging to reproduce with earth men
        They need to reproduce with Richard Branson.

        Frank Zappa

        Evening Ruff Tuff 🕺🏿

      • According to David Niven, yes Miles.

        But that theory has since been superseded. We now know the moon is actually a hollow spacecraft left behind by aliens.

        At least that’s what David Icke says, so it must be true.

  4. Never liked the cut of his jib, the rictus grin and the poofy voice are just to much like Anthony Blair’s.

    Philip Green is a cunt, but Branson is even worse – a fucking ponce AND a cunt.

    • My wife and I were so disappointed when the it was revealed that the businessman who had an injunction for preventing his naming as a groper of the fairer sex was Philip Green and not Richard Branson.

      Both cunts though..

  5. 34 years ago the Pound was at virtual parity with the US Dollar, surprise surprise we SURVIVED. We went to Florida and despite this “parity” it was still cheaper in the States.

    Beardy can just fuck right off. Anyway, if he has any sense he could make a fortune buying Sterling which, unless we get Pali-cock-gobbling Corbyn, will rise again.

    Note that he says nowt about the moribund Euro and the German banking crisis. Why does this tax dodging cunt want us ruled by an unremovable unaccountable unelected corrupt anti-democratic hostile foreign elite rather than our removable elected sovereign parliament?

    Branson, you are a 100% gold-plated CUNT.

  6. There isn’t enough money in the world for this monkey boy cunt. The only reason he cares about the British economy is because he wants to help himself to it.
    It warms the cockles of my heart that all these rich cunts care so much about me and the money in my pocket that they want to save me from my own stupidity and keep us in the EU.
    I’ve been told so many times that I didn’t know what I was voting for I know it must be true.

    On the other hand i’m sure the cunts would try and convince me the world was flat if it put another ten bob in their bulging pockets.

    • Reminds me that the Branson wannabe Julian Dunkerton who has regained control of his Japan Dry shops, is another cocksucking EU mad arsehole. Japan Dry looks like a grotty secondhand clothes shop but the soy boys love spending a fortune on shit.

  7. I keep being moderated so I’ll cease making jokes about Branson “crashing out” and wonder which is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week:

    The Jeremy Hunt “My Name Is…” video, The Hunchback of Downing Street gabbering (and she is a gabber) about her pride of a successful three years (?!) or Iron Mike losing the Wimbledon final.

    Fucking hilarious.

    • I remember that CNR lazing around on those flea bitten Cushions listening to the latest lp’s . Magic

  10. And I see that plantation worker Neil Baboon , sorry Badu ( I ain’t no rrrraaaaayyyyyycccccciiissssssttttt) has backpeddled as quick as possible over his earlier press statement.

    Young gifted and black?

    Fat, balding and dense.

    Mammy!

    Ole man river.

    Um bongo,um bongo, they drink it at New Scotland Yard.

  11. The pound dipped when the result of Brexit was reported.

    The pound fell with the coward pig-fucker resigned an hour later!

    The pound always fluctuates, as do all currencies, depending on the local issues of the time.

    Trump wins, dollar falls.

    Fukushima nearly has a meltdown, yen falls.

    Greece fails, the euro falls.

    It’s what happens.

    However, the pound always recovers, especially when the economy is allowed to grow without interference from elitist billionaires like this goateed cunt and especially that auld cunt George Soros who made most of his money on backing the pound to fail during the crash of 2008.

    A crash that alleged sooth-sayer and Bank of England shill – Mark Carney – didn’t have the clairvoyance to predict, even though he expects us to believe his doomsday predictions for Brexit, deal or no deal.

    That’s the problem with predictions, no cunt knows!

    If they were that fucking sure then why haven’t they plied their talents on the lottery or Grand National??

    All cunts!

    Hey, Branston Pickle, when’s your spaceship going to be ready? Hopefully it’ll take that wrong turn at Albuquerque and you end up on Mars!

    Cunt!

  12. I hope that Branson takes a seat on one of his Virgin Galatic flights.

    I hope that following a successful and spectacular launch, and perfect entry in to low earth orbit they smash into that Tesla car…..

  13. Change of subject, online news, Ukraine just announced new laws using chemical castration for rapists and child sex offenders, shame it doesn’t happen in Uk, snowflakes would have a meltdown!

    • For kiddie fiddles I’d like them to have to check the length of the rope, on the gallows.
      It will never happen in this country, as each year passes the punishment seems to fit the crime less and less.
      There would be a lot fewer stabbings if the hangman was waiting for them, but you’ll never hear suckdick, or anyone else in power for that matter, advocate harsh sentences.

      • Yes in clown world in the west won’t be long before that ‘P’ gets added to this week’s rainbow alphabet…

      • The only thing that the death sentence really prevents is the repetition of the offence by the dead one. All good in my book. Thing is as I have aged and mellowed I have begun to think that longer, tougher prison sentence ie hard labour twenty years no parole that sort of thing. Get some work out of the cons. One thing I have learnt is that our so called system is wank.

      • But what can you trust cons to do? They can’t do highly skilled labour, can’t trust them with expensive machinery, can’t trust them in food processing. Digging fucking holes and filling them back in is about it.

    • Bernie Eccleston was praising Vlad the Putin t’other day, saying he’d gladly take a bullet to save the Russian’s life.
      Never really been sure about Ecclestone – seem to remember a strong B. Liar link, but if E gets shot and thus saves Vlad’s life, result !

      Nazdravye, Vlad. Dobri v’echer. And to RTC likewise !

  14. I remember the pound dropping after the referendum. Nothing bad happened then.
    What did happen was a lot of humanities graduates suddenly became experts on currency fluctuations.

  15. Women are cunts full stop. All lefty-brainwashed clapping seals espousing lefty madness. They should not be allowed to vote. Along with MUSLIMS.

  18. Anything that this hairy,maggot faced cunt says is good for the country is by default Very,very,very good for Branson and his CelebriCunt mates out on Nackered Island. A Bernard Manning (Peace be Upon him) Branson related Joke: Branson is lost on a round the world balloon flight.He is flying low over a nice,green field, slows down and calls out to a local down below
    ” Hello,can you please tell me where I am?”
    Paddy down below replies “Yer cant fool me Branson yer fokking kont.Your in a big fokking balloon,ya english Kont”

  19. The same statement applies to this tosser as The Director General of the BBC waffle
    “We must pay the going rate for talent or they will leave” Easy answer is.
    Well Fuck Off then and don’t come back.

  21. Greedy wanker…like some sort of fucked AIDS ridden hippy Bond villain spouting poisonous bullshit from a remote Jamaican island..that needs a nuke testing on it.

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