I’d like to nominate Bob Lazar.

Who is he? He’s just made a documentary that’s on Netflix about his time working on flying saucers at Area 51.

I read about this attention-seeker many years ago and his amazing discoveries that he never trips himself up over or contradicts, and he seems to have terrible memory problems and migraines. Perhaps it’s all that fucking ice cream he used to eat with his small grey chums (acvording to Bob the grey alien has a fondness for strawberry ice cream, a detail left out in both Close Encounters and Fire in the Sky).

Why should anyone bother watching his documentary when he botched his story under the slightest scrutiny from Joe Rogan. The guy has had 30 years to get it right!

I bet the US Dept of Defense love him, the timewasting cunt. His UFO nonsense distracts people from stuff that might actually be happening, such as PRISM and the paedophile rings in high society.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I’d like to nominate idiocracy for a cunting.

– Division weakens the whole, except when it’s Diversity, when it is a strength.

– The Supply and Demand equation is the easiest numerical formula to understand by anyone, except when it relates to people, where the laws of mathematics break down.

– Equality is a virtue when it’s outcome based, but discriminatory when it’s opportunity based.

– Majority rules… providing you have the appropriate pronouns to identify yourself with. Cis, white, het males need not apply (whatever the fuck that means).

Welcome to clown world. Up is down, left is right and in is most definitely out!

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I haven’t posted for a while but please also notice this: the neo-liberal, socio-global puppet-masters of their useful idiots on the far left have now realised that the “waycist” argument no longer works to browbeat anyone right of Comrade Corbynov.

So now – in order to silo common sense individuals into yet another hate category – the new “waycist” label is now “climate change denier” with all of the prepubescent hysteria attached to it! Cunts!

They won’t win…

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The Women’s Netball World Cup.

Yep that’s what I thought.

Good old Auntie is wetting itself over this previously unknown and unwatched competition, no doubt in their quest to promote ‘wimminz’ rights.

Being the cunt that I am I decided to take a look at how inclusive Wimminz Netball is.

What a revelation.

Englandnetball have a handy guide on their website all about ‘Trans Guidance’.

Nothing at all about encouraging males to take up the ‘sport’, just Trans Guidance.

It starts thus;

England Netball embraces diversity, is committed to providing enjoyable netball for all who wish to participate, and has developed guidance in respect of transgender people in all aspects of the Sport: players, coaches, volunteers and spectators.
Transgender and transsexual people, and the ability to obtain legal recognition of their acquired gender are protected by legislation against discrimination.
This guidance uses a number of terms associated with transgender people, see definitions below:

There are no fewer than 16 terms that all have an explanation, here are the first 2;

Term: Assigned Sex

Explanation

The sex, male or female, assigned at birth based on physical characteristics

Term: Gender-affected sport

Explanation:

Netball is ‘gender-affected’, and means that the average woman will always be at a disadvantage when competing against men

So how does this pan out when it comes to ‘competitions’?

England Netball explain….

The overriding sporting objective is the guarantee of fair and safe competition. Netball clubs must not restrict the participation of a transgender person in competitive sport unless this is strictly necessary to uphold fair or safe competition; any other restriction may amount to direct discrimination.

Transwomen, whether or not they have a Gender Recognition Certificate (GRC), can play, attend training, become officials, coaches and volunteer at your club; however when it comes to competition, clubs should work in accordance with the Equality Act, which states:

5.5.2 ‘The Act allows transsexual competitors to be prohibited from competing where the physical strength, stamina or physique of average persons of one sex would put them at a disadvantage compared to average persons of the other sex and where such a prohibition is necessary for fair competition or the safety of competitors’.

Well, who’d have thunk it!

Funnily enough, their bullshit policy rambles on and on about being ‘inclusive’ and not tolerating discrimination.

You really couldn’t make this shit up.

Over to you cunters.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

This berk has just been on tv banging on about electric cars.

He suggests the government invest money in the project thereby turbocharging a green technological revolution. It will then turbocharge our economy.

Well I’ve got news for you fuckwit, a turbocharger is a device that rams more fossil fuel into an internal combustion engine by using its exhaust emissions to spin it.

Novara Media looks like a left wing pile of cunt website too.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

You cannot be serious… a cunting for John P. McEnroe?

Yep. This old cantankerous cunt deserves to feel the sharp steel of my cuntability. For starters, McEnroe is now part of the BBC cast of sports presenting cunts, more specifically the ‘boorish, lovable rogue’ of the tennis cast. I suspect he is intended to be the foil to stern trouthunter Clare Balding and Sue ‘giggling like a schoolgirl with Alzheimer’s’ Barker.

This cunt rambles on way beyond anything intelligible. Thinks he’s the bee’s bollocks in tennis when in truth he only had a few good years in the sun thanks to Borg’s premature retirement and diminishing interest in the game. As soon as Lendl, Edberg and Becker came along, this cunt could only feature prominently in doubles.

Probably the most cuntish thing about McEnroe is how he is another in a long line of cunts who were ‘anti-establishment’ then slowly became ‘establishment’ – filed alongside most punk bands, socialists and any cunt who wore pop-art Che Guevara t-shirts in 2003. A recent BBC documentary on McEnroe, as sycophantic as you would expect, revealed that this man is a cunt to the core.

John McEnroe once said that if he was only sworn at six times a day in New York, then he considered it a good day. Well unfortunately for you McEnroe, if this nomination gets passed you will feel the full ire of me and my anti-BBC comrades. Fuck off McEnroe, may you be hung from the highest lampost and have a million tennis balls fired at your scrotum from a serve machine set to speed setting ‘Sampras on experimental steroids’

Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back