Jeremy Corbyn (21)

A real scrapyard cunting please for the Albert Steptoe of politics (not forgetting John McDonnell as ‘Arold) the conniving and dirty old man, whose taste for dictatorship and delusion reaches fresh peaks daily:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49352250

This snotty nosed, mealy mouthed old cunt is only too aware that he will never be elected by the public, so he hopes to twist the arms of mad Lib Dems (oh yes Sarah Woolaston has just joined them, which in the political world is as relevant as a monkey farting in the zoo), pansy Labourites at Westminster who have some sort of overwhelming fear of leaving the EU, right on careerist wimmin (Thornberry, Abbott, Phillips, Long-Bailey), and a few disloyal soft as shit Tories like Phil Hammond, 2019s leading pantomime dame. No doubt to mollify the Labour “moderates”, harmless Prince Charming, Dame Keir and Principal Boy Yvette Cooper will be wheeled out on their commodes to reassure everyone that Labour is a moderate party, but we all know what a dissembling bunch of motherfuckers they really are. The only decent principled Labour MPs (Kate Hoey, Frank Field) have been forced out of their own party.

Corbyn seems to be in the first stages of dementia, in that he seems to forget more than half of his MPs either loathe or fear him, Swinson, the leadereene of the Limp Dums has dismissed the idea, and she is a very important lady with her own shit to splatter over the parliamentary benches, and unless Tories like Hammond and Grieve really do have political suicide in mind they are unlikely to support Steptoe.

This is a final desperate throw of the dice by an elderly hypocrite who doesn’t even support the EU. We all know he has always been anti-EU – luckily for him his nancy snowflakes are too young to know anything before two or three years ago.

The only “caretaker” role Corbyn ought to be given is cleaning out the school lavatories in Tower Hamlets. If he behaved himself, we might even give him a lavatory brush.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Kotey

El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Kotey were captured by Syrian Kurdish forces.

British investigators have enough evidence to prosecute two of the so-called Islamic State “Beatles” in the UK, the Supreme Court has been told. El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Kotey are accused of belonging to an IS cell which is thought to have kidnapped and murdered Western hostages in Syria.

They are currently being held in northern Syria.

The US wants to use evidence amassed by British investigators to put both men on trial there. However, Washington is refusing to give the UK a standard assurance that neither man would be executed if convicted.

Mr Elsheikh’s mother, Maha Elgizouli, is trying to block the government from handing Islamic State ‘Beatles’ could be prosecuted in UK over the information – after it decided to help the US.

It has emerged that she also wants to take the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) to court for failing to put her son on trial in the UK.

Fuck off. The evil cunts should be tried in the US and if found guilty should be executed there. It is what they both deserve. Don’t give a flying fuck if their family does not like what is happening. And any British lawyer who takes up the cunts case against the government should be boycotted.

stuck in the wrong place by Willie Stroker

But written up by the ever tolerant admin.

The Tour de France

The first tour D’France

A gallic cunting please for the Tour de France.

I enjoy road cycling and especially watching bits of the grand tours. So it is slightly odd to be cunting this race but I find myself getting quite narked at much around the event.

First off, the fucking thing is way, WAAAY too long. A typical stage will consist of 4+ hours of scenic, uneventful cycling and perhaps a mere 15mins total of a breakaway, or someone attacking, or someone falling off their fucking bike, or a protestor throwing a pot of piss at a Team Ineos rider.

Then we have all these fucking annoying ‘unwritten rules’… If the leader stops, everyone should stop and let him catch up; if one person in a team is stronger than the designated leader, he still has to stay behind him; no-one is supposed to race on the last day – I mean for fucks sake, what is this?? Think about F1. If Sebastian Vettel was lying at the side of the road at Silverstone, bleeding to death due to an horrific crash, you can be assured that Lewis Hamilton would carry on fucking driving until told not to and rightly so. The TdF is billed as a supposed race for fucks sake, but too much of the three weeks is a just a procession.

Then, post-tour, you see all the overweight middle-aged cunts get on a bike; some of them even have the front to wear a replica yellow jersey or King of the Mountains jersey. The fucking state of it. Infesting our roads like a peloton of fat middle-managers.

And as for all the raving about British dominance in recent years, I actually find the British riders as appealling as cold vomit:

Bradley Wiggins – the self-styled people’s cunt
Chris Froome – plastic Brit with less personality than a lobotomy outpatient
Geraint Thomas – Welsh simpleton

It’s a shame Robert Millar turned into a cross-dressing weirdo, because the cunt was indeed an excellent cyclist.

Thank fuck it is over for another year. The Tour de Cunt.

Nominated by  The Empire Cunts Back.

David Miliband (7)

A Blairite, strictly-for-charity cunting please for this opportunistic, narcissistic little arsewipe who has decided to turn his beady little eyes away from his wonderful “charity” work, to wag a reproving finger at Brexiteers in general and Boris in particular:-

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1157928/Brexit-news-Boris-Johnson-European-Union-withdrawal-agreement-backstop-David-Miliband

This self obsessed motherfucker has been out of British politics for years now, so why he thinks his self-important waffle is of any relevance defeats me.

It is noticeable that this little creep (who in the accompanying photographs look like he was photographed in the shithouse after inhaling the malodorous pong of his own turds) always sticks his oar in when there is the chance of a comeback – no doubt believes (probably correctly) that some Labour timeserver would give up a very safe seat for him so new NuLabour leader Dame Keir could get him in the top three of a Labour cabinet.

For the many, not the few, no doubt. Fuck off.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Berks in Burqas

I cannot understand why anybody would find it necessary, edifying or sensible to march through the streets demonstrating their “pride” in their sexuality – after all we don’t have “Left-handed Pride” or “Chartered Accountant Pride” – two other minority states. That said it is a free country, but not apparently if this shrill Muslim tart had her way:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/woman-shouts-shame-on-you-at-pride-participant-in-east-london-a4199851.html

Listen to the hysterical old cunt repeating herself like a fucking parrot/

There are so many things wrong with this. The fact that she is virtually in hiding since she is wearing the garb more suited to the Middle East than East London, so her outrage is as anonymous as it is cowardly. There is no way the gobby shortarse could be identified.

Secondly like most of these creatures she is no doubt part of a large family, and I doubt she worries about the sexuality of those who contribute to keep her in benefits for life.

Thirdly, if her and her friends in Birmingham who think it perfectly alright to scream abuse at school gates or in the streets of London or anywhere in Britain, while hiding their faces, because they don’t “approve” of the lifestyle of others then perhaps her and her dirty compatriots should take their stinking garlic infused clobber, their fucking “culture” and themselves off to a country that will not offend them, so they don’t offend the rest of us with their squealing complaints.

I hold no brief for buggers but for how much longer are we going to allow the tail to wag the dog?. It might only be Monday, but she is midget cunt of the week so far. Force smoky bacon crisps down her capacious gob.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs