A drive-by cunting to the Kenyan skydiver who inconsiderately put a hole in the garden of a house in Clapham, South London, narrowly missing the homeowner who was sunbathing at the time after falling from the undercarriage of an airliner.

Listen son, in this country if you want to enter illegally you come over in a dinghy from France paying Kurdish people smugglers 10,000 euros, in the back of lorry via the Channel Tunnel on a ferry or just overstay your visa.

I’m just waiting for David Lammy to claim this one too, “I had a friend on a Kenyan Airways flight…..”.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

An appeal on behalf of Stella Creasey, Labour MP for Walthamstowe.

‘Women are forced to choose between “being an MP and being a mum” because of Parliament’s rules, a pregnant Labour MP has said.
Walthamstow MP Stella Creasy said that Ipsa – the body which regulates MPs’ pay – told her it does not recognise when members go on maternity leave.’

This poor woman has to scrape by on full salary of £79,500 plus expenses for just about everyfuckingthing. Where is the justice in this day and age?

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Did I miss the Lib Dem nomination. In their yellow (coward’s colour) t shirts with ‘Stop Brexit’ on the front and ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ on the back?

This barely got a mention in the BBC story. More concerned by the Brexit MEPs turning their backs on the EU anthem (just like the Nazis did in the German parliament before the war; Brexit Party equals Nazis, subtle eh?)

The fact the Lib Dems say bollocks to democracy is fine of course and the acolytes of the 4th Reich lapped it up.

Vote Lib Dem and rim the EU.

I thought the Brexit Party move was lacking the stoic dignity our nation is built on, but the Lib Dems fucking disgraced us all.

The Lib Dems are a fucking disgrace, I would vote for Labour rather than these cunts.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

ITV “COMEDY”

A DFS half price sale, which kills 99% of all known germs and spreads straight from the fridge cunting please for ITV who have decreed that in future there will be no more naughty male-only comedy scriptwriters employed by ITV. What a good job the snowflake generation didn’t come along when Frank Muir and Denis Norden, Alan Simpson and Ray Galton or Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48668652

I had no idea ITV still produced comedy – their last effort “Bad Move” was unceremoniously dumped last year with ITV motherfucker in chief Kevin Lygo dismissing comedy by telling the proles they could get their comedy from the soap operas (though even Mrs Boggs finds Corrie humour heavy handed and Emmerdale Farm’s non-existent).

Of course the BBC went down this road years ago when they decided that every panel/comedy show had to have at least one ugly overweight dyke on it (the reason Jo Brand still exsists I suppose), who to a woman are as funny as World War 3.

The result of the BBCs edict can be heard each evening on Wireless 4 at 6.30 with ancient quizzes still being spunked out, and *ethnic* comedians in 4 part series, or American iron David Sedaris (not a woman but he talks like one with a high pitched whine), Australian lesbians, American lesbians, – last weekend they even started a serial about a female Parking Stanley detective.

These broadcasting harridans and pansies need to remember one thing: men on the whole are better writers and performers of comedy – there have been exceptions – Hylda Baker, Beryl Read, Joan Sims, Fennella Fielding, Betty Marsden, Hattie Jacques and Eleanor Summerfield but they are a minority, and a very small one.

Most present day comedians are just cheap and repetitive, and fucking ITV need to find some real comedy, performed by men OR women – not just unfunny lezzies that the wimmin commisioners fancied at Oxbridge.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-06-18/itvs-head-of-comedy-bans-all-male-comedy-writing-teams/

Not content with blocking the stairs, this cunt wants to fuck with your hearing too.

The spacially unaware are fucking cunts.

Today I watched a sweaty pork beast lumber her way down a pavement far too narrow for her and force an elderly man into the road. Probably due to underperforming aged joints, any decision to turn around and go back would have left him looking like a failed impression of Indiana Jones in the opening scenes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
He could have tried a stand off but I fear her gravity would have created a re-entry event, leaving him slowly suffocating in some mould ridden fold of her equatorial waist fat.
I suppose my criticism of her might imply some menacing attitude on her behalf, but I suspect that once she started down the narrow section a combination of the 1% decline and the earth’s gravity contrived to worsen the situation.
She could however, like so many people who get in my way regularly, begin practising the art of foresight.
For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with some people?

Nominated by Cuntflap