I’d like to nominate Twitter.

There was an autism awareness week where people kept talking about women with autism and how all the women with autism should post their photo and show that autism isn’t just for guys. I’m female and have autism and I thought it was highly offensive and that people were pretending to be autistic for the sake of showing their photo while at the same time ignoring the guys with autism. So sarcastically and within quotes I told the autistic guys to fuck off and said girl power and all kinds of nonsense. They banned me!!!

Nominated by Minami Sumi

Remarkably unfunny, insincere and are seemingly the go to twerps for ITV on a consistent basis. The little one especially, with a slimy grin the classroom snitch would be proud of, is a major cunt who needs a slap.

The streak of piss along side him, is only ever so slightly more bearable, if not for the fact his away from camera antics have stopped dominating national headlines as if the nations well being depended on him.

A once studio runner, a dear friend of mine once said “Reality TV is the norm these days, cheap to produce, watched in droves by the soulless and brings in copious amounts of profit. My idea for a uncut reality show based on the “stars” of this country’s off camera antics has yet to be seriously considered”

CUNTS

Nominated by Blue Jam

I am baffled by these cunts.

They achieved the seemingly impossible and got some concessions from Beijing, but are now pushing for an inevitable, old style Chinese show down. They will be fucked up and Hong Kong will fall in line.

Do they think there is outside help coming? And where from? UK? USA?

Perhaps someone cleverer than me (not difficult) can fathom their motives, but they look like thick cunts heading for a fall.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Anti-Brexit campaigner Gina Miller says she will take the government to court if the next PM tries to shut down Parliament to push through no deal.”

Editorial standards have fallen a long way at the BBC, you’d think the editor would at least check articles for basic typo issues.

Anyway.

Anti British campaigner Gina Miller says she will get another donation from Soros and……say no more!

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Apparently Boris says we need a new treason act to replace the one removed by Blair. You might think that was to protect his own arse but I couldn’t possibly comment.

Maybe Boris had Gina Miller in mind when he came up with the idea?…

Nominated by Dioclese

Crisps are cunts.

First off, Pringle’s Adverts.

Trying to make out it’s clever to eat crisps, that multicultural, musical and groups of somersaulting rent a friends all unite over a cardboard tube full of fake flavoured deep fried potato slices makes me sick.

I hate the the fat bitch at work, nickname ‘family bag’ reaches for a bag of crisps designed for 6 people and probably contains 2 potatoes to fill her hunger, it’s not food fatty.

Then there are Americans who call them chips, no, they are crisps, chips you have with a burger or a piece of fish. (Yes I was given a family bag of crisps with my burger in Washington DC by a confused looking spam).

Fucking stupid little potato slices, they are cunts.

Nominated by Captain Cuntoff