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Match Of The Day are cunts.

With the football season fucked, the BB of C have decided that Match Of The Day will return on Saturday nights featuring ‘classic highlights’.

When I heard of this I thought of a vintage football bonanza. Featuring the likes of Best, Bowles, Currie, Marsh, R. Charlton, Greaves, Law, Keegan, Dalglish, Lorimer, Giles, Greenhoff, Pearson, Ardiles, Hoddle, Withe, Morley, Jordan, Robson, Whiteside, Wark, Muhren, Tueart, Bell and many other greats.

But we won’t get that. It will be Premier League and recent World Cups all the way.. For some reason the ‘Beeb’ now think that football was invented in 1992. Well they can fuck off.

Nominated by Norman

77 thoughts on “Match Of The Day”

  1. I agree, but it’s all fucking shite – just filling the air-time with bollocks, I’d rather watch a black screen.
    ….& Gary Lineker is a Class 1 cunt anyway.

  3. On Wireless 4 they are currently repeating “classic” episodes of Just A MInute. Considering the show goes back to the 1960s and recordings exist, you would think classic meant old shows, but they are repeating from 2005 onward – does anyone think potty mouthen wimmin “comedians” and witless motherfucker Paul Merton are “classics”, except being classic cunts.

    Next week BBC2 is showing old Snooker tournaments every day to make up for the loss of live coverage of the Masters or whatever this one is called (The Ronnie O’Sullivan Show, perhaps). Why? Everyone knows the results.

  4. Yup. What they should be doing is not bothering paying the crisp muncher and his bum boys at all. They should be showing the FA Cup finals, World Cup’s from the past (60’s, 70’s and 80’s) as broadcast at the time. I want to see the flared jeans and players smoking on the team bus on the way to Wembley. That six hour build up was great, back in the day. I wager Al-Beeb are too scared of the odd non-PC comment though. For example, I do recall seeing footage of Zaire vs Scotland in the 74 World Cup on Youtube, when the commentator kept referring to the Zaire team as ‘negroes’. I think at one point I heard, ‘The little negro boy’. Geoff Hurst once said, ‘n*gger’ while sitting next to Garth Crooks in the studio. I remember a few ‘Nice view there gentlemen’/’The football may not be too good to look at today, but at least she turned up to brighten our day’ type comments, when the camera went onto the scantily-clad totty in the Brazilian crowd.

    And the commentators (and presenters and pundits, for that matter!) would put today’s to shame. Oh, of course we had no ‘wimmins’ experts then, that’ll be it.

    Get the old stuff on as broadcast. Bring back Malcom Allison, Jimmy Hill (never thought I’d say that), Brian Clough and the wonderful commentary of Barry ‘Oh, I say/Look at his face’ Davies.

    But perhaps, it would make the younger generation realise how shite the current lot are! Cunts!

  5. It’s all to justify Lunekunt’s obscene wage. Fair enough during the ChînkFlu to have a glance back at the beautiful game with memorable players, superb goals, and daft haircuts though give the gig to somebody else rather than that virtue-signalling poltroon.

    • Not into football.
      I’m into period cottages.
      Dont go ‘cottageing’ but do watch “Thatch of the day”.

      No need to shove im leaving…

    • Poltroon is such a great word . I love using it on people knowing they will have to go and google what it means. First became aware of about a year ago and use it all the time now.

  6. Morning Norman, probably something to do with itv having the rights to a lot of those matches. MOTD is pretty much a steaming turd, as far as football coverage goes these days. ‘Expert analysis’ from ex pro’s who have never managed, albeit ‘Mary Poppins’ who lasted eight games and took my club down. The other two cunts in the nom picture are what you are wasting your licence fee on. Linekunt is probably the biggest goal hanger in living memory, and Wright was and still is an arrogant nasty cunt. I just hope they re-run the footage of Linekunt shitting himself or his last game for England when Taylor took him off. Matches like the 79 FA cup final, England Brazil 70, 66 World Cup Final. Don’t despair though Norman, if this lockdown continues I think we will see more great games from the archives as they will run out of material.

    • I know nothing about football, and care even less, but the BBC is well known for repeating the same old shit over and over again. And again. And again. Just look at any TV guide for the number of fucking repeats in any day.

  7. I don’t want to watch this bollocks at all. I tried recording a Spooks film and these has beens were still talking through their overpaid arses half an hour into when the film should have started.
    The end of the film was missing thanks to these self important cunts. Fuck off, unless someone has footage of Steve Bull punching Linekers lights out.

  8. Not a lot of people know that there are lyrics to the Match of the Day theme tune.

    You just keep repeating, ”I said fuck off you fucking bastard, fuck of you fucking twat.”

  9. They’d get a much bigger audience if they just had Linekunt getting his head kicked in every week.

  10. The BBC maintains Jug ears salary and the serves us up small small children and narcissistic cunts live streaming as news.

    In between this pile of shite this morning an anti government agent or bbc reporter as they label him was interviewing a Liverpool care home owner being sure to put words in her mouth regarding the government’s abandonment of the elderly in care homes.

    Private care home? You should of prepared for a pandemic, everyone in health care knew it was coming sooner or later, the failure in duty of care is yours.

    The blame game should be screened in place of Match of the Day

    So Gary can earn at least part of his over inflated salary showing highlights of the ongoing blame game. We can watch people live stream their bitching. “I’ve been sat on this bog for three days and no one from the government has been round to wipe my fat arse for me!”.

    You get the idea, sure the government has failed in some areas but I’m sick of the BBC etc bashing the government all the time.

    Whilst at it I was totally gobsmacked when the BBC donated functioning expensive ventilators it owns as props for the casualty\holby city soap operas. How the hell does the BBC justify owning them in the first place?

    Fuck off football, fuck off jug ears and fuck off BBC.

    • They need to invent new TV sports. I suggest the Jess Phillips Bukkake Challenge, where very brave or very blind competitors like David Blunkett (and his dog) get Butch Phillips on all fours and feltch all over her. If she is not available get Yvette Cooper or Thangham Debbonaire if only because of her fucking daft made up surname. Her maiden name was Singh I believe and she is married to a man called Walton, poor cunt.

  11. The Hillsborough Memorial Service has been cancelled due to Coronavirus. I trust that the lockdown will be over soon so that the city of Liverpool can hold a Heysel Memorial Service.

    • Did someone say Hillsborough? Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwn. The memorial was ticket only but apparently 4000 Liverpool fans without tickets were going to gatecrash it.

  12. I think a lot of classic games, as broadcast at the time, from the league, FA Cup, World Cups etc are on a website called ‘footballia’ if anyone is really bored. I once watched almost the entire 78 World Cup on there, as I was only 7 at the time and couldn’t remember any of it (sad cunt).

    • The football might be crap but the boxing’s great. Tonight they’re showing Tommy Hearns v Denis Andries. Can’t wait.

      • I’ve been watching old fights on the web Allan, Hagler v Hearns, Ali v Frazier etc, very absorbing and a release from the cabin fever.

        No sign of jug ears either.

    • Thanks for this Cunty. I just signed up and am enjoying some vintage Spurs from ’86. Wonderful to hear the legendary Brian Moore commentating. Happy days.

      • And by vintage I mean playing some slick flowing football for a couple of minutes here and there, but generally being a bit pants and losing. Still, happy days.

      • As a gooner, I’m not sure I can say thank you really, lol.

        But enjoy. Good website isn’t it? They’ve got all sorts on there. Stuff you won’t find on YouTube. Great for watching some of the old classics.

  13. Most of these matches you can quite easily view on YouTube anyway; so its not as though the BBC are doing you any favours other than to fill the airwaves with more and more woke-friendly repeats!

    I wonder if the MOTD presenters still get paid a wage for doing fuck all at the moment?

    I bet some presenters and backroom staff will be gutted that their little 2 week jolly for the Tokyo Olympics has been shelved until next year! And do these bastards take their WAGS and families? I should certainly hope not: this is supposed to be a “business” trip, and not a family holiday!

    Can’t we have a “Cunt of the Day” instead of MOTD?

    I would laugh if Linekunt ended up with the virus. I mean obviously I wouldn’t wish on him anything terminal , but just to see that smug grin wiped off his fucking face would probably bring a lot of cheer across the country (Perhaps we should also clap at 8pm!)

  14. One good thing about this virus is that we are not having fucking football shoved down our throats 24/7

  15. Dispense with the foreplay and just cunt football in its entirety. It’s a load of old wobbly bollocks.

    Instead of ‘classics’ replays, how about they show matches where there has been match fixing, suspected match fixing, and then this seasons questionable on field moments. There’s plenty to choose from and we all might learn a thing or two about how all modern sport is a load of bollocks.

  16. Fuck that rubbish.
    Get some archive footage of James Hunt winning a Grand Prix after an all-nighter in Monte Carlo.
    Then nipping off with a model for a fag.
    Fuck that mulatto one that ponces about now.

  17. Over the past few years BBC have lost the vast majority of live sports I enjoyed watching, such as football, golf, cricket and formula 1 (although the latter became increasingly dull towards the end), preferring instead to pay exorbitant salaries to average untalented presenters.

    As a result left with cross country running, and international basket weaving.

    Claudia Winkleman (piss hole in the snow eyes and stupid fringe), Vanessa “miss piggy” Feltz and Zoe Ball each on £370,000 a year?

    Fuck off BBC you left wing anti democratic cunts. Abolish the licence fee Boris.

    • Not only this but they seem to think that Women’s football being shown live somehow makes up for it. If I wanted to watch that standard of football I’d go down the local park on a Sunday morning. Fucking wasting licence money on shit.

      Glad I cancelled my direct debit 2 years ago. Fuck em

      • Womens football is fucking shit. And don’t get me started on women’s football commentators.

      • I love womens sports in general Willie. Those big juicy bouncing heaving milk laden, button topped with scammel starter butons, creamy i………

        Oh,,,,Oh…….

        Regards ASA….gone for a clean !

    • Does anyone remember how much Alan Hansen was paid to appear on MOTS?

      £40,000 an episode.

      Yes, £40,000 AN EPISODE FFS.

  19. This is one of many, many reasons why I do not have a television licence, and never will again.
    AL-BEEB steal our hard earned to promote their agenda of division and hate, they are not accurate, impartial or balanced – they are a mouthpiece for the f*scists of the loony left.
    Fuck the BBC.

    • Exactly right, Big Vern.

      If the BBC purport to be the nation’s broadcaster, then it absolutely must be impartial. But it isn’t and everyone knows that. Hence, it cannot remain publicly funded. That’s obvious and clear cut.

      It should also cater primarily for the majority and not have significant resources paying for niche bullshit, like Gupta Radio and the Ahmed Channel. We complain about a lack of assimilation and the fucking BBC are helping perpetuate the shit holes these cunts come from, using public license fee money to do it. You couldn’t make it up!

      • The BBC is the propaganda machine for Momentum and the ironically titled “Anti F*scist Movement”. (AKA The Mince Of The Never Right).
        All three of the aforementioned being “bowel movements” in my opinion – but have to go now – it’s AL_BEEB’s Tuesday prayers direct from the “Molestymosque” – wouldn’t want to miss it and “lose my head” about it, so to speak! 😀👳🏿‍♂️☠💩

  20. They should show classic football violence of yesteryear. Players and ‘ fans ‘.
    Franny Lee and Billy Bremner, Millwall nutters, and all the rest.
    It would probably ease tension.
    ” You’re gonna get your fucking heads kicked in ! ”
    Disgraceful.
    Get To Fuck.

    • “classic football violence of yesteryear”. LOL. That was ace, Jack!

      I remember my first derby against the Woolwich Nomads. I just assumed there’d be running battles up and down Tottenham High Road. It was actually all very calm and civilised. Maybe the Nomad fans were suffering altitude sickness being so far north of their natural home turf.

      Best aggro I ever saw was Luton v Watford many moons ago. I think the bovver boys were fighting the stewards as much as each other. It was crazy and a bit scary.

  21. Match of the day
    Vote with your remote switch it off and don’t watch it Then the BBC will get the message Dump the Licence Fee ASAP 👍

  22. The beeb not only think football was invented in 1992 but all civalisation in Britain only started in 1997 with the sainted Tony.
    Before that Britain was a sexist/racist howwible howwid place that can’t be shown to todays snowflakes for fear of causing them even more of the dreaded mental health ‘issues’.
    And so in beebland all sport/comedy/drama from earlier eras must be suppressed at all cost.

    • They need to show the clip where that fella who promotes crisps pooed his pants haha 😀

      • I wonder if they did a `Look back at Doctor Who’ whether it would skip the madcap greats (Tom Baker, Jon Pertwee, etc.) and simply focus on the atrocious weaklings (Tenant, the wo-man now).

  23. Can’t remember the channel, but, they show ‘Big Match Revisited’. Fucking ace!!

    • ITV4 . With the late great Brian Moore and punditry from Big Mal, Cloughie and Greavsie. Miles above the BBC, Linekunt, Mary Poppins and Ian Shite….

    • I think the best course of action is this:
      Scrap the Champions League and F.A. Cup.
      Play matches behind closed doors.
      Three matches per week and it will have finished in three weeks.
      Players would have to be tested.

      Furthermore, have the Euros next year but scratch the nonsensical 2022 Qatar world cup and let it happen in England.

      • I agree the players should be tested before being allowed to play, but suppose some clubs had a disproportionately large number of players still infected. Their starting 11 might be well below par which would seem unfair. They might not even be able to name a full match day squad.

        I say either scrap the whole thing, calling it null and void or just award Spurs all the major trophies for a laugh and then have a fans vote for 2nd – 4th and 18th – 20th.

        My votes would be:
        2nd: Man City
        3rd: Leicester
        4th: Man Utd
        18th: Chelsea
        19th: Arsenal
        20th: Scousers

      • We’d already won the Premier League before Christmas so it should’ve been awarded then. The Red Men have played sublimely this ‘sason’ so it should really count as two cups.

        Spurs should be awarded 8th which allows them to escape the dreaded UEFA league. They’ve been wank this year. I notice your best player has returned to Korea to do military service and chow down on some Labrador.

      • Spurs have indeed been wank. The last time we played scintillating football was when ‘arry dodgy car salesman Redknapp was in charge. Not that I’m making any case for him to return, but the top 4 finishes over recent seasons glosses over the fact Spurs can be awful to watch and pretty one dimensional too.

        Yeah, I saw that Son has to do military service. Would be just our luck he falls off a tank and is crocked for the next season.

      • Problem with that is that they’ll need doctors, ambulances and paramedics at the games. I don’t think taking them away from their duties now just to put on games of football is a good idea. They’re also asking for all the players to be tested before each game. Again, that takes away vital resources and medical staff.

        Fuck the cunts, quite frankly. Look at how they’ve furloughed staff (even those that tried it on, like the scousers and spurs) while paying their players shit loads at the same time.

        I was all for finishing the season, but looking at how the clubs and players have responded, I say just put the season in the bin and start again when ready. Probably in about 2 years’ time at this rate. If these pampered primadonnas don’t get paid for a year, then i say ‘boo hoo’. We’ve got more important shit going on right now, than them buying a new Lamborghini.

  26. The sheer cuntery of MOTD has cured me somewhat of my passion for football
    I want to punch a hole through my TV watching smug CUNT Gary (jug ears laugh at my own jokes ) lineker strutting around like a fucking peacock!!
    Shearer was a top player but an equally poor TV pundit and that useless cunt Jermaine jenas just looks pleased to still be on TV, it’s an absolute shit shower presided over by the BBC,s flag ship Cunt lineker……….

    A great promotional advert for ditching the license fee ……

    • Jermaine fucking Jenas. What an absolute waste of a place in a football team. When he played for Spurs, he was fucking useless 99% of the time. He’d give the ball away all the fucking time. Trip up opponents around the Spurs penalty area all the fucking time. Get caught in possession all the fucking time. He was one of those players who’d do something brilliant one time every 12 to 15 games and would get picked again and again on the back of it.

      When he was playing, he was the only Spurs player I actually hated. Now, I hate all of them apart from about 5 or 6 players. Squad full of cunts.

  27. Peter Withe was an absolute bargain at £500,000 and Tony Morley cost next to nothing. Ron Saunders knew what he was doing.
    Ardiles and Muhren were pure class.
    My season tickets cost £10 for 78-79, £12 for 79-80 and £14 for 80-81.
    I saw Rodney Marsh show his bare arse to the crowd as a response to the Holte End taking the piss.
    The first time I heard the word wanker was when 30,000 Villa fans were singing ‘Osgood is a wanker’ when we played Southampton on our way to promotion in 1975.
    There’s no fun in the game anymore.

    • I know what you mean about the fun aspect, Simmy. I remember the first time I ever went to see Spurs at WHL. The thing I remember the most was laughing so hard at the banter/abuse between the 2 sets of supporters. Brutal and very funny.

      I made some of the Spurs players laugh one time. Home game against Leeds Utd (94/95 season I think). I was right behind the home goal about 4 rows back. Leeds got a corner. As the Spurs defenders were getting in position and the usual jostling started, Brian Deane (ugly cunt) was doing his usual elbowing and shoving routine. I yelled out, “Come on lads, don’t let Brian Deane’s good looks put you off”. Gary Mabbutt laughed as did a couple of the others.

      Another time I got a ticket behind the home goal and to the right. Front row this time! We were playing Notts Forest. A Forest player had played a diagonal ball right across the Spurs penalty area. Bryan Roy was sprinting as fast as he could to get on the end of it, even sliding in to try to get a toe on the ball. The ball fizzed out of play with Roy lying on the ground out of breath having failed to connect. Naturally my section all stood and yelled “Haaaaaaaaa you wanker!” accompanied by the wanker hand gesture. Roy picked himself up, gave us a big smile and a wink then jogged back to the halfway line. What a top bloke. Good player too.

      Not sure you’d get the same nowadays.

  29. Replay every fucking game from Spain 82, group games the lot, it was fucking brilliant.

    • I agree. It was an ace tournament. Brazil vs Italy 82. Arguably the greatest World Cup game of all time. And even the antics of the dirty Kraut Schumacher should get a repeat viewing.

      If only Keegan hadn’t missed that open goal against Spain…

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