Limit of human endurance discovered by Duke University, and pregnancy is very close to maximum, says today’s Telegraph.
Something else for da wimminz to bleat about endlessly.
No doubting that Duke University will transition to Duchess (as Bruce transitions to Catlyn) “in celebration” of this momentous announcement…
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
Michael Eavis is a cunt, isn’t he?
Ahh it’s Glastonbury time of year. Cough up a mountain of money for much discomfort in a muddy, ill-organised event to listen to bland has-beens and Remoaner comedy while the greedy cunt with his head on upside down collects your cash. Peace, brother.
This is the cunt who admitted allowing human waste to pollute the land on which the festival is held in 2014. But he doesn’t give a shit about the effluence. “Oo-ah, as long as Oi makes tons of wonga” seems to be the mantra.
Glastonbury Festival is a highly polluting event totally dependent on the fossil fuel industry, pouring sewage into local watercourses, and brainwashing the festival-goers with safe music and kumbaya politics.
I wonder whether this money-grubbing bumpkin will hire hundreds of workers from across Europe on zero hours contracts and then fire them after just two days? You know, like he did at the previous Glastonbury in 2017. Embarrassingly, this was a week after Jeremy Corbyn’s appearance at the festival hugging Farmer Cunty and receiving rapturous applause for saying people need not “accept low wages and insecurity as just part of life”. Oo-aar, the irony!
Up to 600 workers were understood to have been laid off:-
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/hundreds-of-european-workers-fired-two-days-into-glastonbury-clean-up-a7818571.html?amp
Peace, brothers.
Furthermore, I doubt there was much chin-wagging; Corbyn would’ve wagged his Steptoe chin about Land Tax and turnip-muncher; Eavis would’ve wagged his Gary Glitter bearded chin back that Glastonbury wouldn’t exist if Steptoe were in charge. Oo-aar, the hypocrisy.
Typical farmer cunt, Eavis is a money-obsessed hypocrite masquerading as a hippy but frothing over every penny. He’s closer to the rats that swarm his mudshite festival. If the Dairy profits fail this year, be sure to get the whole shotgun barrel in your gammon-stinking mouth Eavis, you bearded, piece of shit pîkey.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
The Germans are utter cunts.
Not necessarily for the usual reason – WWII- but because they run the EU solely for their own benefit, destroying the rest of Europe in the process.
Berlin ensures the EU works solely in in the interests of Germany and blocks fiscal transfers that would help smaller states. The single currency added 280 billion Euros to the German economy in 2017 but impoverished the Italian economy by 530 billion Euros. During the Eurozone crisis that ugly flabby cunt Merkel refused to cancel the debts of Greece and forced it to follow brutal austerity policies which have decimated Greek society and impoverished a generation. The bailouts the mendacious, grasping Krauts did agree – in Greece, Portugal and Ireland- only covered the liabilities of German banks in those countries.
Germany also fails to pay its fair share towards European defence, relying on us and, in particular, the Yanks to cover them ( a subject on which the Orange one will have more to say in the future).
Germany also single handedly caused Europe’s migration crisis by allowing hundreds of thousands of Peacefuls to legally enter Germany, opening the floodgates to thousands more who try to sneak in over the borders of Greece and Italy, those two nations the Krauts have done so much to decimate.
Look at German business and you will see fat corporate cheats with the morals of a pimp. Volkswagen anyone!!
Libtards rail at the USA and the Orange one but it’s Merkel and the Krauts that have failed to reduce carbon emissions or introduce that other libtard cause, same sex marriage. So where is the Merkel blimp in London?
And yet, we are told by Remainers that we must at all costs remain a member of this German racket.
The Germans are hypocrites, cheats and cunts.
Fuck off.
I wish to cunt Glastonbury, years ago I attended year on year, I was privileged to see many wide ranging artists from Bowie to Nick Turner to Sinead O’Connor to Johnny Cash, about 25 years ago it went from a CND festival to the behemoth we see today, it used to be a festival of the contemporary performing arts, a bit weird and alternative Hawkwind, Ozric Tentacles and many other bands which were not of the main stream listening by the general public. 25 years ago I saw Ozrics at the Astoria because they were told they were now considered too alternative for the festival, by fuck a quarter of a century later the “alternative ,”is now the BBC’s music holy grail. I am sad to see counter culture and genuine diversity replaced by greed. So what the acts performing may have become larger and more spectacular but the ethos and spirit which was held for so long will never be replaced to appease the FUCKING SNOWFLAKES. Hector, Jemima, Portia and Toby please bugger off. and let us ageing hippies have our festival back.
Nominated by Toryboy
A nomination for ‘Gay Pride’ week.
I have nothing against gays or lesbians. They should be free to do whatever they want to do in the privacy of their homes and they should not be discriminated against because of their sexuality.
What I do object to is militant gays ramming their homosexuality down my throat ( sorry for that image) and snarling up central London with their obnoxious bugger-fest. And if you don’t enjoy this parade of perverts, if you are not seen to be cheering the marching sodomites and clit rubbers, then you must be a homophobe Brexiteer, fit only for shunning, milkshaking and non- personing.
Even worse is the corporate bollocks on display in shops down Oxford Street proclaiming their support for anal buggery and multiple clit rubbing. Even Laing Construction have a sign up proclaiming their support for anal intercourse between men. WTF has it got to do with them? Corporate virtue signalling bollocks and it drives me mad.
Fuck off.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine