I’m fully aware that there are loads of other well deserved cuntings in the queue but I wish to nominate the rather unsexy Adult Social Care.
Basically,naive people who have worked all their lives and who were too “honest” and naive to put their assets in their dependant’s names end up payin HUNDREDS of thousands of their savings to pay for what calls itself adult social care.
The victims are deluded by thinking that they are doing the right thing by scrimping and saving whilst living like paupers for the last 25 years of their miserable existence because “someone has to pay ” for their old age.
What the cunting fuck is fair about that?!
According to Socialist doctrine, “fairness” means that uneducated inbred scum who have never done a day’s work since they left hospital (ie when they were born) are paid for by the rest of us until the day that the idle cunts die..
To get fundiing via the NHS for a deserving family member means that they have to be on a bloody ventilator or are reduced to being a brain suspended in a glorified aquarium !The cunts that make these funding decisions are paid commission on the number of cases that they turn down. Well, Fuck them! I’m going to fritter every penny that I’ve got (on alcohol and prostitutes) …the wife has given her blessing so that that some school-age bimbo can come round and clean my knob.
Aren’tI the cunt?!

Nominated by cuntator

And it’s that old ISAC favourite Suckdeek Khan again…. What a cunt…

The Mayor of Londonabad has reached even higher levels of cuntiude (no mean feat for him)… He now wants Plastic Manc and John Lennon impersonator, Liam Gallagher to ‘help him fight London’s knife crime’… First of all, I wasn’t aware the Khan was doing anything to fight it… Isn’t his attitude to knife crime the same as his blase ‘let the cunts eat cake’ outlook on human filth peaceful terrorism (it’s to be expected and accepted apparently)?… And if he thinks asking ex-Rutle, Gallagher will ‘get him on down wid da yoof’ then it shows what a bellend Suckdick really is… The Big Don balloon debacle was pathetic enough… Now he’s asking cartoon rock stars for advice on social and political matters? How in the name of fuck has this cunt ever got to be in such a position of power?! The fact that a spineless and childish pillock like this is in charge of our capital shows that this country has truly gone to the dogs via hell in a handcart….

Nominated by Norman

Gallagher’s comment : ‘…he seems to not be doing a good job, all them kids getting knifed… The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is, ‘London is open.’ What, open for knife crime and dying and stuff?‘

Justin Bieber.

This piss in a bucket, puke live on stage jumped up short arsed cunt has challenged Tom equally short arse Cruise to a fight.

What the fuck. I don’t give a toss about the outcome, they are both cunts but come on. Cruise is 31 years older than him. Why hasn’t the wank stain Bieber challenged Mike Tyson or Dwayne Johnson?

I know why….It’s because he is a cunt.

I’m thinking of offering Ken Barlow out as he’s 31 year older than me.

Nominated by Halloween Cunthook

Stormzy’s stab vest.

I’m sure one of you cunts will cunt this cunt and his vest far more eloquently than I.

I had the misfortune of catching a minute or two of this cunt shouting to a bunch of white middle class kids acting like they’re from the Myatts Field estate.

Stormzy is also giving it the biggun’ that he is the second youngest male solo headliner of Glastonbury. Thereby insinuating that he is in mentioning in the same breath as the thin white duke.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

Stormz might well be the first black British rap artist to headline Glastonbury but as statistics go, it’s about as meaningless as his music.

Face it sonny – when you’re as full of shit as you then it’s hardly surprising that the stuff you call music is shit too.

Sheryl Crow was fucking outstanding. Real music well played. Not bad for a bird on my Deadpool suffering from cancer.

Fuck me, even I’m better than Stormz! ?

Nominated by ChasCMusic