An emergency cunting for the ‘furious’ backlash from the ‘anti-brexit’ MPs, voters, organisations et al.

Boris’ cabinet have gone and arranged a good old fashioned proroguing to end the current session in Parliament, from the last weak as hell Government to allow his new one to start afresh. This seems quite sensible to me.

By Jove, courtesy of the MSM it would appear that the world was going to end. Furious, outraged, undemocratic are just some of the words being used.

Gina Miller has been wheeled out again and some kind of kinky partnership with Ex-PM Sir John is on the horizon for another legal challenge.

I’m still not sure on Boris’ end-game, but at least he has the balls to challenge the status-quo. Also, anything that upsets the treasonous MPs, the Left and the Remoaners is fine by me.

MPs that are trying to thwart Brexit by stating that it is undemocratic should try to see the irony in their practices… voters will destroy these people at the next GE.

I bet JC wished he had sung the national anthem now.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

I’d like to nominate pen chewers in the workplace. Dirty, disgusting fuckers. Take your incisor indented biros home and don’t leave them for other poor saps to pick up.

Had the last laugh on some daft bint who used to do this. She later found out that the previous occupant at her desk used the same pen to dig out his earwax.

He was a cunt too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Isn´t it time Ron Jeremy – about the only male porn star anyone can name – zipped up his fly and retired gracefully?

After decades of humping in front of the cameras, he is now exposing his ugly, fat body on sites like ‘Old Man Hot Babe’ where he appears like a deranged Colombian drug lord, the male equivalent of the Flabbott. He is also reduced to advertising Viagra-type products. This is ironic, as the reason he was such a star in the 80’s and 90’s was because of his stamina. He was about the only stud who could “get wood”, as they call it in the trade, on demand.

Nominated by Mr Polly

A watermelon-sized cunting for the Lord Charles-faced, militant eco-nutter Frances Corner and the faculty of Goldsmith’s University.

As new Head Academic Dr of Fuckbeans, she/they/it wants to ban beef from the campus of Goldsmiths.

How that will prevent cows from farting is unknown, but apparently staff and students at the college are passionate about climate change and are ready to bore everyone to death using the tactics of the libtard camp, green left; by virtue signalling and banning stuff people enjoy.

What a bunch of soy swilling cunts.

If I didn’t have to work for a living I’d turn up in the cafeteria with a bap and two 8oz beef burgers, 5 rashers of bacon and a slice of cheddar and tuck in, right in front of those anaemic bastard snowflakes.

Corner would soon take off in her JohnnyCab to find a Community Cohesion Officer.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Sorry if this has already been cunted, but I want to nominate the words such as “mansplain” and “manspreading” for a cunting.

So basically the term “mansplaining” is for when men explain something in a patronising or condescending way. So what’s wrong with using the words patronising and condescending? It also implies that its only men who can be patronising and condescending. Which is just not true. Some of the most condescending arseholes I have met have been men, but some of them have also been women.

The phrase “manspreading” is when a man sits down and has his legs spread wide and takes up space.

Now I don’t know about anyone else, but when I sit down, I have my legs spread out because that’s the most comfortable position. I’m not doing it as some sort of alpha, posturing, territorial bollocks. Now I’m not the biggest of blokes, but I have quite chunky legs from weight training and its the most natural way for me to sit; I’m not encroaching on someone else’s seat because I have a respect for other people’s personal space and my own.

Again it also suggests that women never spread out and take up other people’s space, which anyone who’s gone anywhere after a day shopping with the missus knows is BS.

For example:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4522350/Hilarious-photographs-women-FEMSPREADING.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESxRXECdMSk

The point is that people can be twats regardless of whether they are male or female/ non-binary/identify as a purple octopus/ etc…..

…but I suppose that doesn’t fit with this skewed agenda of all men being bad just for having been born.

Nominated by Cunt Duckula