Sam Smith (2)

Sam Smith is a huge cunt.

It seems that the singing nonentity that is Sam Smith has decided that he should be referred to as ‘They’ not him. This is because he identifies as non-binary, (that deserves a separate and massive cunting). My old mind boggles at the seriousness that these twats take themselves, after all he’s just a useless singer churning out pained and dreary songs for other repressed queens, bi’s, lesbo’s or whatever you are and stick your cock/tongue into. Just stop trying to go against nature. You are a bloke, albeit a weak specimen, but you are a bloke.

What a cunt. Should have stuck to making beer.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A nomination for Sam Smith, never actually heard of this cunt before, but saw this on t’internet: Non-binary singer Sam Smith wants to be referred to as ‘they’ not ‘he’. According to The Sun, Smith has reportedly requested friends and family use they/them pronouns instead of he/him when referring to the singer.

By way of illustration of the star’s preference, the ‘Stay with me’ singer thanked Hits Radio presenter James Barr for referring to the star as ‘they’ on Twitter. “Just interviewed @samsmith and they sounded so happy and free and more themselves than ever,” Barr tweeted. “It’s made me feel like the world is a good place again.” Smith replied: “You’re one of the first people to use these pronouns with me. Thank you. That feels really beautiful.”

Earlier this year Smith revealed they now identify as non-binary saying they feel “like a woman sometimes” and has considered having a sex change. During an interview with Jameela Jamil on Instagram TV, the British singer spoke about listening to conversations about being non-binary and realising that is how they identify. “When I saw the word ‘non-binary’, ‘genderqueer’, and I read into it, and I heard these people speaking I was like, ‘F***, that is me’,” they told the presenter. “I’m not male or female, I think I flow somewhere in between. It’s all on the spectrum,” they continued. Smith said they had always resented being “feminine in many ways” and describes being non-binary as being “your own special creation”.

Well as far as the contributors to ISAC are concerned, it describes you as being a cunt, and that’s a totally binary opinion. So fuck off you attention seeking non-entity.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Nigerian NHS Health Tourist ‘Priscilla’

Nigerian Priscilla…

Apparently this utter cunt rocked up to Heathrow three years ago about to calve a sprog. She was treated by OUR NHS and racked up a bill of £500,000. They are still chasing this contemptible bastard; obviously the country will never see a penny. I understand the NHS is chasing £150m in unpaid medical bill run up by foreigners. I’m at some point going to need a hip replacement and I can guarantee I’ll have to wait ages.

Should have let her calve on Heathrow’s floor then booted the twat straight back to the shit hole she comes from.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Katie Price

What a fucking slag this bird is.

I hear she got her latest round of plastic surgery for free, presumably because of the massive publicity for the Turkish butchers who can soon expect dozens of other British scrubbers to be flying out there to pay through the nose to become overnight slebs.

However they will get their money back when Katie has to have the inevitable fanny tightening operation. That will be a long and expensive job…….. the worlds leading fanny tightening experts will be there with their scaffolding and tunnel supports. How exciting!

I wonder which channel it will be on?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Carole Malone

Carole Malone…. she has a page, but that is closed and I think she deserves more recognition.

She is a fat, loud mouthed, northern cunt has-been, Fleet Street hack. She is an excellent example of a cunt that loves the sound of her own voice. She seems to have a regular booking on that other cunt Jeremy Vine’s show and sits in the nominated cunt seat. This seat is reserved for has-been hacks who just spout bollocks over the top of everyone else. Her hair looks like she has slept on a park bench …and that’s after the make up department have worked on it for an hour. The cunt has a voice like a fucking nutmeg grater and you can still hear her after you have switched your TV off. She has been nominated as my ‘Cunt of the Week’ every week and the other day she was wearing a top that looked like she had spilt her breakfast down.

Nominated by Nichola

“Sir” Oliver Letwin (Retiring MP)

A one-nation cunting please for this obsequious old arsewipe, who, despite being a Conservative and well rewarded by his party, has turned on it and combined with cross party Remainer bleeders to prevent an election:-

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/09/12/cross-party-alliance-will-block-election-brexit-resolved-warns/

What a shame his constituents re-elected him after the vacuous old cunt allegedly dumped confidential government papers in waste paper bins in London parks, because he was too fucking lazy to deal with them properly.

What an arsehole!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Firstly – Long time reader first time ’cunter’ so do I hope that I do justice with my first attempt. Anyway, I was quite astonished to note that Oliver Letwin has been overlooked somewhat.

I was reading with interest that Mr Letwin (anyone who egregiously undermines the sovereignty of this country surely cannot continue as a knight of the realm?) has intimated that the CROSS-party alliance of rebel MPs will thwart Boris Johnson’s plan to hold a general election before Brexit has been resolved, or in other words, thwart the legitimate and democratic decision taken by the majority of the Country.

Whilst looks can be deceiving, Mr Letwin is not daft. He realises that as an MP of a leave constituency who has deceived his constituents in the most ignominious fashion, he will be unceremoniously ousted. So before he no doubt returns to his former directorship at Rothschilds, he and the repulsive former attorney general are trying to do as much damage as they can knowing they have nothing to lose; they don’t. Mr Letwin has shamed himself, his office as MP, has cheated and most importantly has sold his honour for notoriety. He is the EU manifested in flesh and bone and stands for everything that the 17.4M voted against.

He talks about the government having no mandate for a no deal, yet is preventing an election and a mandate for Brexit, whilst having no mandate himself.

I am tempted to say that he can’t have it both ways but judging by the look of him you wouldn’t be surprised. He is a calamitous, cretinous, contemptible, cheap, conceited charade personified, but most of all he is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by Joe-a-quim-cleenex