A nomination for Tesco. Just heard their latest ad on the car radio, wherein some precocious little gimp says to her father, “Daddy – I don’t want to eat animals any more”.

Now obviously the correct answer to this would be, “Eat your fucking burger before I slap that smug grin off your face”, but today being what is is of course, the soy-faced prick starts banging on about he now use vegan “sausages” in his casserole to appease the spoilt little shit stain.

That made me shout angrily in the car – worse was to come when I got home and turned on the TV, to see a live-action version of the same ad – and guess what, the white dad has a burka-in-training for a daughter as well!! No fucking way there could possibly be two white members of a family these days. No doubt the dad’s a trans or a poove as well, just to tick a few more boxes.

So fuck Tesco and their shameless jumping on the brainwashing bandwagon.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

Well known B-list actor, dedicated luvvie and celebrated political expert, Sir Patrick Slaphead is at it again.

Addressing a baying crowd of Remoaners at the ‘People’s Rally’ in (you guessed it) London, Old Baldy ‘Picard’ claims that Leave voters were promised ‘sunlit uplands’, and that we were ‘mislead, lied to by the Brexit elite’ etc. Translated into English, this means nothing less than you, me, and every other Leave voter is so thick that we couldn’t understand what we were voting for. Of course he doesn’t want to come straight out with that, thereby insulting 17.4 million voters, so he patronises us instead. It follows that we were naïve lambs, duped by that nasty Mr Farage and his ilk. It would be much better if we just trusted wise old Uncle Patrick; after all, he’s much better placed to judge what’s in our own best interests than we are ourselves.

Well here’s the thing, Baldy. Parliament took the decision to trust the issue of deciding on EU membership to the people in a referendum, and to honour the result. The people weighed the matter up and voted to leave. Three years on, a dissembling House of Commons is still doing its utmost to frustrate that result, aided and abetted by a motley crew of allies in entertainment and media circles. Just who’s lying to whom here? Seems to me that it’s more a case of a misleading and lying establishment trying to frustrate the democratic process, and you’re its mouthpiece.
Sorry Captain, but the Prime Directive was established three years ago, and you can’t violate it now. So please get on board the USS Enterprise with as many Remoaning cunts as you can cram on with you, and get the fuck out of here in the general direction of the final frontier, warp factor eight. Make it so.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Emma Barnett deserves a monumental cunting.

This fucking retard of the BBC has been stating that if men had periods, they would get time off work. Really? Unlike you females who get maternity leave and can easily come back to work, or you’ll sue for discrimination!
She also states that women are suffering from ‘period poverty’ whatever the fuck that means because unlike men they have to buy tampons every 3 weeks. Hang on a minute…that may be true, but I work in an office and I am expected to be clean-shaven everyday, even if I was to use a disposable razor every day, that’s £20 a month, a box of cunt plugs is just £3 for 28, so lets assume 56 for 7 days (that’s 8 per day) = £6 a month.

Hardly £20 a month is it?
#fuckthebbc #fuckemmabarnett #fuckperiodpoverty

Nominated by Sheilas Shitty Knickers

An EPO-fuelled cunting for ‘Sir’ Mo Farah, por favor admin.

I’ll keep this as brief as possible. I have an interest in sports doping cases and have written minor pieces on the topic across various blogs, over the last ten years or so. I am a clueless cunt in most respects, but this is something I know a bit about.

Recently, the coach who brought Farah all that medal glory, Alberto Salazar, was found guilty of doping practices thanks to detailed USA anti-doping investigations over four years. Salazar’s Nike Oregon Project was instrumental in the coach’s practices.

Simple facts:
– Farah’s coach is found guilty of doping in 2019
– Farah was part of the Nike Oregon Project until 2017 when he retired from athletics
– Many athletes involved in the Nike Oregon Project have been linked to doping or posted very suspicious performances (i.e. Sifan Hassan in 2019 World Champs)
– Various whistleblowers claim Salazar doped with ‘an elite group of athletes’. Farah is arguably the most successful of all Salazar’s athletes to date
– Farah claimed a very dodgy exemption to use approved drugs for an ‘injury’ in 2008 and again in 2014. He seemed to ‘forget’ about the one he claimed in 2014 when asked by the press
– Galen Rupp, Farah’s friend and team-mate, strongly linked to doping
– Nike has a long history in staying faithful to doping athletes, such as Justin Gatlin, Maria Sharapova and cases with the NFL. Those in the know believe that Nike were fully aware about the doping under Salazar

So Farah’s coach, friends, team-mates and associates were doping or involved with doping practices; Farah is cagey about what legal drugs he might have been taking; and his career peaks as soon as he enrols the doping coach.

Based on the USA investigation report, there is just no possible way Farah did not know what was going on.

But Farah must be clean, right guys?

“Why do you care, you fucking cunt?” I hear you ask. No, I’m not some moral arbiter for sport. But the increasingly apparent fact that Farah must have known about doping going on with his coach, not least being involved with it, suggests that he is at best a lying cunt, and at worst a fraudulent, deceitful cunt who may have conned his way to wealth, sponsorship deals and even honorary titles when the cunt, by rights, should have spent his twenties carving doner meat in ‘Ashraf’s Grill’, Highbury.

This isn’t some kind of Earth-shattering revelation; doping in sport is rife. The real essence of the cunting here however is the attempt by the British media to paint ‘Sir’ Mo as an angel, when the facts suggest that he is a duplicitous fucking cunt and no amount of ‘init’ broken English patois can mask the fact that Mohammed Farah is shaping up to be an all-time record holder of cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Sir Mo Farah is a cunt.

Sir, yes SIR Mo Farah… that is the hardest part to comprehend, shoving your bony ass in a pair of glossy boxers then running like a waiter out the back door of a kebab shop when immigration come calling, does not make a knight of thee. Currently the media is awash with the Albert Salazar (not the best choice of name for someone involved in drugs) Nike Oregon Project being disbanded and Mr Salazar being found guilty by the US anti doping agency. Now one must be careful not to unjustly point the finger in these litigious times, but Sir Mo you did spend 5 years there 2011 to 2017 whence you broke many a record in that period and yes you doth protest your innocence whilst concurrently playing the race card, I feel one could come to our own conclusions on that front.

Sir Mo is famed for his little victory dance, which may bring a collective orgasmic rush to the sports media, but personally it reminds me of something appended to the arse end of a sheepdog.

Nominated by EVENING STAR