Social Meeja ‘Influencers’ are all complete cunts.

Akin to vloggers, these are attention seeking, vacuous little twerps with verbal diarrhoea, who film themselves talking bollocks all day, everyday.

The gist of it is they are paid by companies to try to get followers to buy their shit.

I prefer the term ‘Shill’ because that’s what they are.
I call a spade a spade and I call a cunt a cunt.

The old adage of an empty vessel making the most noise still rings true.

I’m probably a cunt myself for looking at Spew-Tube and Kuntstagram in the first place.
The only thing they influence me to do is switch off my phone and do something more productive.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

DAVID CAMERON (FAILED EX MP and PM):-

A hog roast with apple sauce and all the trimmings please for the old Pigfucker himself, who has, after all these years, finished his book (I wonder what colour crayon he used?) and prior to it’s release (and don’t worry you will be able to pick it up in Poundland for 50p in the post christmas sale), he has been interviewed by the BBC and other news outlets:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49690618

It seems he thinks Boris and Gove acted “appallingly” and that Penny Mordant was “wrong” to suggest wealthy people didn’t understand concerns about immigration – and after all he should know, considering he is such a pauper himself. I think he proved her point in that glib comment. The trouble with Cameron and all the other would be SJWs is that they never travel on public transport, or visit NHS premises, and probably the only “immigrants” he and his pork fetishists in Chipping (is it Norton) is the occasional upstart incomer from the Cotswolds.

Of course, he regrets the referendum, as does his snooty friends … and how dare Boris sack the mutinous cunts.

Every political career ends in failure, Dave.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

David Cameron is deserving of a nomination. In fact, I’m nominating him for cunt of the year.

Call Me Dave has a book to flog, so he’s come swinging, with attacks on Boris and Gove, and telling us all how worried he is about the UK leaving the EU. Probably shouldn’t have called that referendum then, huh, Dave? You remember that don’t you? The one you called after you tried to con the British public into believing you’d tried to renegotiate Britain’s membership of the insidious EU? The referendum you lost, and then threw a tantrum over and resigned as PM? That referendum.

Of course, Call Me Dave only called the referendum because, arrogant toff that he is, he completely misjudged the mood of the people and didn’t for one second believe that we’d vote to get out of the EU. I would love to have seen his face when he was told the news that Friday morning. “What what? The peasants have voted to leave the EU? How dare they? Mater, Mater, the damned peasants have revolted. Of course, he might have gotten a few more people on side, if he hadn’t stated at the start of the ‘renegotiations’ that he didn’t actually want to renegotiate our membership. Kind of shot himself in both feet with that statement. And let’s not forget, it was Cameron’s cowardice when he resigned that landed us with Treason May, the WORST PM this country has ever known.

He even called Gove a wanker which, to be fair, is true. Still, I’d rather be a wanker than a pig fucker. At least wanking is normal. As for appalling behaviour, that would be the majority of MP’s, who for the past three years, have gone out of their to subvert the democratic will of the people, and are now accusing Boris of staging a coup when prorogued parliament. Clearly, none of them own a dictionary that contains the word ‘hypocrite’. Especially that arrogant weasel who infests the Speaker’s chair. Dave, keep your ‘memoirs’ and go back into obscurity. The political mess of the last three years, is YOUR fault. You arrogant, toff cunt. At least Boris is trying to do something to sort the mess out. Whether he’ll succeed remains to be seen.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A massive and well earned cunting for Jolie King and Mark Firkin.

This pair of cunts are languishing in as less than salubrious jail in Iran. This pair of entitled pillocks decided to have a little around the world jolly, posting as they go to all there equally cuntish Instagram or other soshul meeja bollocks ‘followers’. Well the Iranians didn’t take kindly to them flying a drone around without permission and them them in the slammer. Fucking well done Iran.

Firstly, wandering around a massive shit hole like Iran is super cuntish. They fucking hate Westerners, so why the fuck would you even contemplate going there? Secondly, it’s brain dead of them flying a drone around. FfS, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is in the nick there for ‘spying’ so what makes these self entitled cunts think they can just wander into a hostile country and fly a fucking drone? Thirdly they are just cunts for wandering around taking selfies. I hope the Iranians let them keep their mobiles so they can document every miserable second of their incarceration. I want to see Marks face whilst he’s being shunted from behind by a six foot stinking Iranian.

Pop that on Facebook you cunt. Double cunts.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A traffic-jam-causing, wish-I-was-a-copper-cunting for this shower of shite, please.

Whether they’re sat on their arses in the office, placing 50MPH speed limits on the motorway for absolutely no apparent reason, to the cunts that sit at 60MPH on the motorway in their 4×4’s pretending their traffic police, dreaming that they’re in an episode of ‘Road Wars, with all manner of dull cunts not overtaking them as they can’t differentiate between them and the real police. I, personally, take great delight in roaring past them knowing full well that they’re chomping at the bit to have the powers to do something about it, but have as much authority as the WRVS – read their blogs or websites!! When they cone off lanes on the motorway at an incident I attend in my role as a NHS Big Yellow Taxi Driver, they try to tell me where to park the ambulance, sometimes. I take great delight in ignoring them.

They’re the traffic equivalent of a PCSO, or ‘CHIMP’, as some in the police call them – Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situations – a waste of space. Put the money spent on these cunts and put it back into the Roads Traffic Policing Units. They even have their own fucking series!!! Who commissioned that unadulterated shite? Drama as they sit with a woman who has a flat tyre!!! Gasp in admiration as they stand, brooms at the ready, to sweep up after an RTC, after the REAL Emergency Services have fucked off for tea and medals.

Fuck me ragged…..

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

I would like to nominate the Global Elite’s next big “on-boarding” vehicle (for weak minded leftist imbeciles) of “climate fear” for a cunting.

Racism no longer holds any water for suppressing conservative views because it has been so misused and overused by every leftist faction, that it is now happily ignored and even mocked by centre-right observers.

The latest suppression vehicle by the elites is “climate fear” and we should all be shitting ourselves that the world will end tomorrow and that anyone who goes against this new make-believe narrative should be doxed, unpersoned and deplatformed just as (wrongly) perceived “waycists” were over the last five years.

Moreover, they don’t drag out Al (private jet) Gore to promote their bullshit, no, they drag out a sixteen-year-old girl (with mental issues) – who looks like a ten-year-old boy – to purvey their sanctimonious message to the digital sheep masses.

“Oh look, he’s being nasty to Greta! Quick, dox the fucker!” – before they can speak any more truth.

However, the very dark underlying sentiment is one of anti-old people.

Mass migration fucks countries, both economically and infrastructurally and yet the Global Elite (and their collaborators) will have nothing said against it because THAT is their master-plan: replace free thinking, generally independent westerners, with easily controllable, state dependent cockroaches.

So whenever you hear NHS, housing, even the roads (FFS!), it is always because old people are living longer, or – to put it in a way that frames their sinister agenda more accurately – old people are not dying quickly enough.

Combine this with AL-BEEB “comedy” vehicles such as “Dangerous Visions” which mirthfully covers the notion of voluntary euthanasia to solve the population/resource problem, to chip away at the taboo subject, until it is sanitised, and then eventually cried for (by the rabid left), and Brave New World is just around the corner.

Whenever I see that Spock-headed Lucas, or Greta “the untouchable” Thunderberk on TV, crying about climate, why won’t the lamestream media challenge them on mass migration (to the west) and overpopulation across the 3rd world?

History has taught us that any populace unable to provide for itself, eventually dies out, or is reduced until it reaches sustainability. We have to stop being the “white saviours” who exacerbate this problem – isn’t that right David Lammy!

Climate change – and ergo resourcing – has nothing to do with old people living longer, and everything to do with 10 million new souls entering our nation since 1997!

And if they want to sanitise voluntary euthanasia across the west, then I say this: after YOU George Soros!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!