Brexit

Brexit, what a cunt.

This whole subject deserves a new cunting. There are so many cunts and other tit swingers trying to stop what we voted for it’s enough to make a cunt puke.

Among the biggest of these are the MP twats who represent a Leave community but still think they know better and continue to protest loudly. Take that example from Wakefield, Mr Ed “no” Balls wife herself, Yvette Cooper.

The good people of Wakefield fed up with the ever increasing invasion of Dooskhas voted to leave on no uncertain terms,. Cooperman (for it is she) decides that she knows better and they would rather see the streets and communities they grew up turned into a battleground for Eastern European drug dealers and carjackers. The Reds then hate the Asians so both groups drive around all day in old VWs and Audis spreading misery to the good working folk before arriving on time at the welfare office to sign on the dotted line for benefits.

Let’s be honest, the reason most folk signed up for Brexit is because they were fed up with mass immigration hence the less wealthy areas voted to leave while the more affluent areas where the Ex Soviets cannot afford to live signed up to stay. Once we leave, if they are working then of course they can stay, if they are scrounging then they can fuck right off, we have enough native wankers here already thinking the few can support the many, why import more?

I hear that Poland etc are now a great places to live because they have exported all their criminals and scroungers to other parts of Europe.

I’m totally fed up with being called a cunt just because I hate seeing my country full of cunts who don’t make any effort to contribute to the pot they so greedily grab from. I include all the British scroungers and waters in that too.

I’m all for Boris, fucking great to hear someone saying we are leaving and that’s fucking that..get fucked. It’s about time we had some strong leadership.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

Notre Dame Rebuild ‘Donors’

A first rate cunting for all of the billionaires that said they were going to donate to Notre Dame Cathedral being rebuilt.

Turns out not one of them has contributed one fucking euro cent and its been mostly crowd funding and French Citizens that have put their money where their mouth is and coughed up anything.

So just the usual showboating, dick length comparing, merde de chien then, non?

These fucking cunts boil my piss solar flare levels.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Women against State Pension Inequality (2)

WASPI – Women against state pension inequality.

Well this could stir up a hornets nest, my old chums.

This is an action group set up to have a good old bitch about women now having to work to the age of 65 before they retire. The indignity is almost muslimesque. “Why should I have to work as long as a man to get my pension”?

It’s so unfair.

Sexual equality obviously doesn’t apply to these self righteous clowns. Get off your arse and get some fucking work done like us men have to, and have always had to.

FFS. Cunts!

Nominated by Cuntsville

Elijah Quashie ‘The Chicken Connoisseur’

A YouTube star, famous for his reviews of chicken shops, has criticised the government’s decision to feature knife crime warnings on takeaway boxes.

Oh the fucking irony.

This cunt is an expert on London chiggun shops apparently. He is black, of course. He says blacks eat chiggun. He also admits that they occasionally stab each other. But he thinks the chiggun box tactic is racist-ish and stereotyping. So we have a black person, in London who reviews chiggun shops. Not Italians, Chinese or Indian restaurants. Chiggun shops.

Stereotype or what?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Rugby World Cup

The Rugby World Cup is a scrum load of cuntiness, isn’t it?

It’s backs-against-the-wall time as the Sausage-fest that is a rugby tournament is unveiled. If you fancy viewing muscly, not-at-all homo men grappling with other muscly, not-at-all homo men in “scrums” then tune in.

Watch as these fat nancies do thirty seconds of running before standing around for a few minutes breathing through their mouths like Cro-Magnon savages. Be amazed as these unevolved “athletes” have a throw-in. Jump out of your seat with excitement when the “match” stops for five minutes and even the commentators don’t understand why. Stay awake as these gaylords indulge in a Truck’n’Load.

The way it’s talked-up is as embarrassing as women’s football. They simply cannot make it interesting. At least American football has cheerleaders.

Gayer than a Wizard Of Oz-themed pool party hosted by Elton “fucking” John and sponsored by BuzzFeed.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous