Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams

New “parents” Shane and Ryland are massive cunts.

It has been champagne and baby showers all the way for these two pooves as they awaited the arrival of ‘optimal’ offspring Jet and Max. No girls allowed obvs as embryos were discarded like used condoms in search of the perfect diddums.

How our parents were appalled by the Nazi experiments of Dr Mengele as he sought to ensure the ongoing purity required by his Aryan utopia. Now it is all okay – provided you are well off and gay, and therefore beyond criticism. Hate crime is the cry if we dare to say it like it is.

Respect, dignity, no hurty words in this new paradise. But not for the wrong sort of embryos. Eugenics is defined as an ‘immoral theory of ‘racial improvement’ and ‘planned breeding’. So what hat has changed since the 1940s?

Happy Christmas, Jet and Max. Fuck off Shane and Ryland you massive cunts.

Vigilant News

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

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