A corporate cunting please for this firm of governmental and authority whores:

On many occasions, their jobsworths have denied people who are literally dying of terrible illnesses the benefits many have paid for over the years, because they ‘fail’ their tests – tests that they design to be failed.

Last year, in yet another of their fuck-ups, they were fined which is, for them, a nominal sum of £10,000, but unable to cope with that loss they now have the fucking cheek to go to court to have the case reversed:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49208240

Why don’t Capita employees do the decent thing and get themselves jobs as ponces in Parisian pissoirs?

Fuck them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

These fuckin’ head cases are way due a good cunting.

When I thought about this, I came to the conclusion that this nomination writes itself. I just need to extract a few points from their last manifesto and it is self evident that these cunts make the Monster Raving Loony Party appear sane. They might appear “cuddly” to some naive voters, but just read below and these fuckers will blow your mind. Will Caroline Lucas tell you about these policies? Will she fuck. All this is buried within environmental concerns, the fuckin’ Brit hating bastards.

Merely being a member of Al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence under Green plans, and instead a Green Government should seek to “address desperate motivations that lie behind many atrocities labelled ‘terrorist’.

Britain will leave NATO, end the special relationship with the US, and unilaterally abandon nuclear weapons. A standing Army, Navy and Air Force are “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing wind turbines.

A Green Government will “progressively reduce” border controls, including an amnesty for illegal immigrants after five years.

Access to benefits, the right to vote and tax obligations will apply to everyone living on British soil, regardless of passport. The policy book states: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

A full heartfelt cunting for this politically correct terrorist organisation.

Oldham has recently erected a statue of Annie Kenney. And as I stood in front of the bronze old bag; I starting thinking: ‘what the fuck is happening in this world?’

In a time when only 5% of men (land owning) could vote before the representation of the people’s act. (Not even the men fighting in the war had the right to vote!) These cunts took it upon themselves to fight only for their own gender. So let’s have a look what brave actions it takes to be a hero/ heroine:

1) Post potassium nitrate / gunpowder bombs with nuts and bolts in the mail to men.

2) Planting bombs/ IED’s which maimed police officers who tried to deactivate them.

3) Blowing up the P.M’s house and attempted assassination.

4) Setting fire to the Ayr racecourse (causing considerable financial damage) because one of the daft cunts Emily Davison ran in front of the kings horse and it killed them.

5) Bombing churches and religious establishments.

6) Destroying innocent people’s shop fronts and homes. (With families inside; both women and children)

7) Handing out white feathers to young men in the street who were in civilian distress.

If you ask me; fellow cunters. We should be building statues of the kings horse.

On a serious note: If history repeats itself, in 100 years time we will be hailing Islamic terrorists as heroes.

Nominated by Cunt executive officer

Jeez. Am watching Panorama about compulsive gamblers. I now need to cunt betting companies.

How do these cunts sleep at night? I know gamblers bring it on themselves but fuck me, who knew that if a regular punter online doesn’t log on for a day, these cunts actually phone them up and ask them why? That they shower big regular losers with all sorts of free gifts, including chauffeur driven cars and luxury hotel accommodation. That they never think to ask where the money comes from… thousands a day. That when a punter stops because they have no more money, they encourage them to maintain the habit by depositing more money in their accounts in the hope they will find more money somewhere, anywhere.

Evil bastards.

Nominated by Richard1

Adam Cassidy is a massive cunt.

Sometimes you see a news story which makes you so fucking angry, you feel like had you been present and had a piece of wood lay handy, you’d have done something you might live to regret. Well this cunt is walking down the street, approaches a man sitting with his young kids, kicks the pram and starts calling the dad a ‘dirty jew’.

To me the level of cuntitude harassing a man with his kids minding their own business, intimidating and effectively threatening the children, deserves a serious fucking comeuppance. We might have a laugh and a joke on this website at others expense, but when I see cunts act like this I lose any sense of humour and want to see the bully properly fucking dealt with.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/06/teen-called-dad-dirty-jew-says-sorry-letting-family-10530242/

Nominated by ShagawotZ