I knew I should have stayed in bed.

Got up, had brekkie, got my shit together and had a quick blimp at MSN News before trying to flog my clothing shit online as per, and already my tits are steaming, before they day has even begun.

Apparently, Canada are not happy at all with the UK and have accused us of shirking our responsibilities and ‘offloading’ them, after the Home Office making the decision to strip the cunt that is Jack Letts, aka ‘Jihadi Jack’ of his British Citizenship.

Read all abaaaat it! here:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/uk-in-diplomatic-row-with-canada-after-stripping-jihadi-jack-of-british-citizenship/ar-AAFYTdJ?li=BBoPWjQ

The Home Office had the ability to smoothly do this as the cunt has dual UK/Canadian Nationality, so in other words, he can get straight to fuck as he is not considered stateless if we kick his arse out…..

…..however, Canada have now thrown their toys out of the pram as he has now become THEIR problem to sort out and deal with in a manner they see fit, which appears to be ‘Investigating, arresting, charging and prosecuting any Canadian involved in Terrorism’. They are basically pissed off on an epic scale that we have dumped a terrorist on their doorstep.

Well tough fucking moose shit.

What did they expect us to do as a nation? We did what any non-pandering country with balls would do (for a refreshing change) which is not accept back a known terrorist after he saw no issue with departing from these shores to become a traitor. As we cannot leave him stateless and he won’t be, job done, but as far as Canada are concerned, we have passed the buck. In the interests of ‘entente cordiale’ we should have not been so inconsiderate as to palm a terrorist off on them.

Oh dear. How very dare we!

I also nominate the cunt’s parents, John Letts and Sally Lane for a monumental and very heartfelt cunting because, as the old adage goes, ‘Denial is not just a river in Egypt’.

These hippy fuckheads are also unimpressed by the Home Office for making the decision to kick their terrorist son out of the UK. They have accused Sajid Javid of being a ‘coward’ and leaving their son in ‘a legal black hole’. They complain that ‘British citizens have certain rights’ and that ‘Justice doesn’t seem to be able to happen here’. Their son is apparently ‘Innocent until proven guilty’.

It all becomes clear now exactly WHY their brat child turned out the way he did. Mum and Daddy see no wrong in him at all, despite intelligence to prove otherwise and despite the fact they THEY THEMSELVES were convicted of funding terrorism, but they STILL maintain that he has not done anything wrong and should be welcomed back with open arms.

How blinkered and retarded can you possibly be?

Their own son has admitted that he is NOT innocent and should be dealt with appropriately, so on that premise, they are calling their child a liar. It is truly incredible, were it it not so pathetic. Well ‘dealt with’ the fucker has been. The fact that he is now Canada’s shit to scrape off of their shoes is not our problem.

Fuck Canada, fuck that terrorist scum and fuck his doting parents.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

The Letts family are all solid gold cunts.

Young Jack decides to go and become a jihadi, under the guise of studying Islam in the Middle East. His fucktard parents wish him on his merry way, and the cunt ends up in Syria fighting for ISIS. When he phones home, he confesses to his mum what he’s up to, and asks for a bit of cash. Being a martyr ain’t cheap, and his parents duly send the cunt some dosh. Then the little cunt gets captured by the Kurds, and phones home again, more cash please, and can you get the British government to come and rescue me. By now, the parents have had their collars felt, and are charged with funding terrorism.

Narrowly missing a prison sentence, they embark on a crusade to get their little cunt freed, saying he’s a bit of a mong, it’s not his fault, blah blah. Sajid Javid, in his final act as Home Secretary, strips little Jack of his British passport, saying fuck you, we don’t want you back. This pisses off the Canadians, as he has dual nationality with them because his organic farmer dad is one, and they don’t want the little cunt either.

Today, his dippy fucking mother, who looks like she has a whiff of piss about her, is telling anyone who will listen that her son deserves sympathy. I really don’t think she understands what he was doing out there……

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

At what point did a kids 4th birthday party change from being a small gathering of elderly relatives and some jelly, to a hall with disco, magician and three dozen of the little fuckers?
The missus normally takes our lad (seemingly weekly) to these fuckers, but I had to go this week. The party must have cost £500…for a fucking 4yr old!
Then you have to sit for two or three hours with parents you don’t know and pretend to be friendly with. Plus, there are no yummy mummies to ogle as they all seem to have let themselves go after having a brat. A 4yr old needs jelly, blancmange, shit toy and a couple of mates to kick the crap out of.

He does not need a disco and a fucking wizard.

Nominated by Cuntakinty

Donald Tusk – again.

Why the fuck is this prolapsed haemorrhoid at G7 ? I don’t have any answer, other than that he is an interfering little twerp; a shite stain of the first order.

Fuck and damn the bloody EU! We need a composer like Richard Wagner to write the soundtrack for this seemingly never-ending, Shite opera.

I am sure there was a despicable, evil goblin in The Ring…Alberich?

Tusk is certainly a ringpiece. Merkel is probably Grimhilde.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

An urgent nomination for Danny Polaris, who injected an erection enhancing drug into his todger before having sex. It has left him with an erection for the past two weeks.

He has been told that he may have to have his penis amputated and describes using the drug as “one of the worst decisions” of his life. Initially Polaris didn’t seek medical help. He went to Berlin Pride the following day with a wine cooler around his penis. Polaris had met a nurse on a night out, and when he was keen to inject the drug into his penis, Polaris was happy to oblige, assuming the nurse knew what he was doing. It turns out the cocktail of the drug called Alprostadil, the Viagra he’d taken earlier in the night and his HIV medication was a potentially deadly mix.

His friends have set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for things to “make Danny more comfortable”. His friends explain the money will go on things like: “A mobile phone (he had his basic Nokia phone stolen), drinks, snacks and alternative therapies like reiki and acupuncture to aid healing and for travel costs and passport renewal costs for his parents in case they need to come to Berlin to help him when he leaves hospital.”

He decided to make his story public in the hope of raising awareness and warn others of the dangers of taking unprescribed enhancers.
Yet another Darwin award contender. Cunt.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

I have yet to see a happy, healthy looking runner.

Pounding the living shit out of their lower joints, sweating like a bag of steaming piss, demonically red face like a smacked arse. Where’s the pleasure in this bizarre self-flagellation? Certainly not evident on their contorted features and their wobbly fat bodies are far from testament to the efficacy of their choice of health regime.

Most of these cunts will need new hips or knees (on the beleaguered NHS of course) before they’re done, as the overwhelming burden of conveying their corpulent carcasses along the carriageways of this country takes its inevitable toll. I walk my dog, at least twice a day, 20 minutes each time. Walk, mind – not run.

I’m fit and look happy, unlike any runner / jogger I see – Am I missing something here?

Nominated by Cunt Reviled