Cunter of the Year 2021


Here at a Admin Towers we’ve been chewing over an idea put forward to acknowledge an award for Cunter of the Year.

It’s been hard to select just one from a crowd of you not just for your nominations but for your comments as well. As you will appreciate there’s been many thousands of offerings to pick from.

But for his witty and entertaining offerings throughout the year, especially his roving reporting and witty riposte of the right royal idiots Harry and Meghan, we have selected this year’s winner….

So many congratulations to Ron but also we considered the following worthy of special mention :

– Dick Fiddler
– Paul Maskinback
– Jack The Cunter
– Miserable northern cunt
– Ruff Tuff Creampuff
– Liberal Liquidator
– Thomas the Cunt Engine
– Sixdog Vomit
– Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Our thanks and appreciation to all of you that have contributed and helped make this site one of the last bastions of free speech on the internet. Long may we continue – until the bastards manage to get to us.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Nominated by : Your Admin Team

Vaughan Gething (2)

“Get me a long cool drink, savvy” cunting for the Welsh health führer Vaughan Gething, who as it happens is a half blik, this chippy cunt, not content with having an undeserved position of power is now crying over the most benign problem I can think he’ll ever come across, people confuse him in restaurants with being the waiter, now most cunts would laugh off this faux pas and get on with their lives, but not old Vaughany, he needs his 5 minutes of woe, how waycist all these taff cunts are for not looking at you as being Welsh in your smart suit, well Vaughany black cunts outside Cardiff are as rare as hens teeth (thank fuck), so when people confuse you with being a waiter they genuinely think it, now get me my brandy and coke pronto or you’ll be severely sjamboked you race baiting cunt!!!!!!

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Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Children (always) in Need (3)

I cannot fucking stand it. The big build up to the BBC annual shitfest that is Children in Need.

It’s bad enough that we have to tolerate the substandard rubbish that will be masquerading as entertainment on the night itself. At least we can turn that off, but the big build up…..jeez it goes on and on and on. Rammed down our throats.

Our kids are brainwashed in school and forced to take part in this crap. The chuggers are out in the streets rattling their big red buckets. You can’t get into work without being accosted on the doorstep. This year the cunts are even knocking on doors.

One chugger cunt even called me a “tight fisted shit” when I told him I wasn’t interested in donating.

It’s all part of the Christmas build up when charities go into overdrive to part us from our hard earned dosh. Their message is simple. It’s the season of good will when we should think of our fellow man, so give us your money.

Well my fellow man doesn’t give a shit about me, so as far as I’m concerned he can fuck right off and preferably take fucking Pudsey with him.

Christ how I hate that bloody bear…

Nominated by Dioclese

Rishi Sunak [5]


This cunts wife is off the scale rich. Why would he want to be a political leader? Don’t get it. He has budget and responsibilities come with that and he acts like a creative accountant.

One thing for sure he is buying voters with Furlough. I’m not against furlough in the entirety, because it has saved people jobs which are of a relevant skill.

However, it’s saved too non-jobs jobs of useless cunts. One of my friends works in a betting office and has spent the last year and a half saving money… Mine and your money might I add. He has managed to save a healthy sum of money now, could potentially move out have children, learn a new profession… What has he done? Smoke dope for two years.

However, he comes across nicey nicey when in fact he is the working man’s/entrepenteurs enemy. He doesn’t have the balls to say get the fuck off benefits if you’re taking the piss/foreign aid budget needs to be completely cut and we actually need to invest in British Industry. Oh no he goes for pensioners on a manifesto promise. The guy is a turd.

Whats in the budget to help people into work today?

Absolutely fuck all. If you started a business in 2019 you’ve been fucked more than having a Russain Hamster in your arse through a tube.

Oh wow he has cut inheritance tax, means fuck all to people who don’t have shit does it Rishi? The guy seems like an absolute chancer.

Politics in this country is more stale than my nans pants since the Amercians Turnt up.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man