Muslim Journalism


The recent EU ruling on employers being able to prohibit wearing of hijab at work immediately receives criticism from 5-Pillars.

The claim being that –
“ … the EU’s legal order has given carte blanche to private businesses to adopt racist hiring practices”. For fucks sake, this ruling was as a result of a case brought by two German women!!

Are they suggesting that the EU are being racist against Germany? The ruling equally applies to any woman wearing the hijab, irrespective of race or ethnicity. Granted, it is taking a swipe at RELIGIOUS practices, but it has been made clear that the ruling applies to ANY religious wear.

The Muslim Association then said –
“ .. this is another example of Muslim women being told what they can and cannot wear”. Try wearing a mini-skirt in Iran or similar cuntries. (not a spelling mistake!)
Fucking hypocrites.

https://5pillarsuk.com/2021/07/15/employers-can-ban-muslim-women-from-wearing-hijab-eu-court-rules/

Nominated by – Cassandra

Glasgow Police Up Uranus

Hello Detective Taggart.

Glasgow wimminz police are stupid cunts, especially this wimminz police cunt.
Apparently, a WPC in Glasgow called her station to report that she was being followed by a drone.

The silly bint was reassured that the drone she was shitting herself about was in fact JUPITER.

What daft cunts police are these days.

“It was only after a drawn-out “pursuit” that she sought help from senior officers, who told her it was Jupiter – some 365 million miles away.”

“A police source said: “The story is the talk of the steamie at her station. Nobody can quite believe it. She was very alarmed and spooked that she was being followed by a drone.

“Everyone was quite concerned so you can imagine the red face and embarrassment felt when it was pointed out that the bright light following her was a planet millions of miles away.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-officer-followed-by-jupiter-24554188

Nominated by – Cuntington Smythe

Summer Clothing

NA helpfully supplied this pic from his own collection. (psst speak quietly or you’ll wake him up)

(I have others too, nudge nudge wink wink say no more – NA)

Other people’s summer clothing is often a cunt.

Where are the fashion police when you need them?

While summer means that pretty people in skimpy clothing are a seasonal joy, most people who wear skimpy clothing are a truly revolting spectacle.

The huge increase in morbidly obese cunts is particularly in evidence at seaside resorts, where they seem to think it is okay to expose their revolting stomachs, flabby arms, lard arses, veiny legs, and disgusting feet.

Some are so enormous that they move their elephantine bodies around on special motorised vehicles. However, and for balance I should say that skinny cunts can look appallingly wizened and warty.

It is a wonder that a yours truly, attired in a blazer, slacks, loafers and a straw fedora can hold down his lunch as he takes a postprandial stroll along the prom with Mrs Twenty.

I propose that, to end this annual horror show, the wearing following items of clothing in public, be banned:

T-shirts – (perhaps not an outright ban but at least they restricted item, available only to people of a sensible size);

Shorts – these disgusting items should be unavailable to men unless they are members of the forces serving overseas or in the Royal Navy (women’s shorts could be worn but again, on a restricted basis);

Sandals, slides and flip-flops – a ban for men except in a sports setting.

No doubt fellow cunters can think of other sartorial atrocities that should never see the light of a summer’s day…

Nominated by – Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Joy Reid

Joy Reid is a US political commentator on MNSBC. She’s also a reptile.

There is, at last, a push back in the USA against the teaching of critical race theory in US schools. Whether or not this will turn the tide only time will tell. Eventually, I think it will – but it’s going to be an uphill struggle both in the US and here.

Many parents have been attending meetings at their children’s schools in the US and many have vehemently protested the teaching of critical race theory saying that it fosters hate, division and racism.

Many of these parents have been quite emotional and a number of videos of these events have gone viral. At a meeting in London County, Virginia, one Chinese parent who lived through the Cultural Revolution said that what is happening now reminds her of those dark days.

The response of the school was to close the meeting and to call the police to arrest the parents – thereby reinforcing the comments of the Chinese parent.

MSNBC anchor Joy Reid played a clip on her show of one these parents who said – ‘Just because I do not want critical race theory taught to my children in school does not mean I’m a racist, damn it!’

Reid’s response? She laughed and said ‘Actually, it does’.

https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1389930601566834693

Where is this going to end. Deny you’re a racist – then you’re a racist. Best to accept that you are a racist and be purged.

Joy Reid represents the very worse type of woke broadcaster and stands proxy for the rest of them, Emily Witless included.

Nominated by – MCMM

Tom Hanks (2)

Tom Hanks? isn’t that a euphamism?

Does anyone actually like Tom Hanks? Since he won an Oscar he only appears in the most Tom Hanksien of films.

You know the sort, bland Oscar bait piles of dross that they want you to think it’s like putting on a pair of cozy slippers when in reality they’re just shit.

Don’t get me started on the pile of shit that was Forrest Gump. Watch it again, you obey orders all your life and you get to go to space! You actually think and don’t blindly follow orders you end up with AIDS, miserable and dead.

I liked Big though.

Nominated by – LazyBiscuits