A lot of beards there… fair few twinks too.

A nomination the Gay Men’s Chorus of San Francisco for releasing their ‘joke’ song ‘we’ll convert your children’ to wind up the right. Well it worked, so well they’ve had death threats, been doxxed and had to close their office.

Then I saw that the peaceful community has been sharing it around. I can’t help but think of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando and Charlie Hebdo office attacks.

They say multculturalism and intersectionalism are unworkable and doomed philosophies and I’m sure things like this are bound to help, especially as at least 4 of the choir are alleged sex offenders.

Nominated by – Cuntamus Prime

Links helpfully supplied by – Dickie Dribbler

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/07/09/san-francisco-gay-mens-chorus/

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/san-francisco-gay-mens-choir-receives-death-threats-criticism-over-satirical-song/2590811/

22 skiddoo.

Feeding the public’s relatively newfound appetite for being afraid, I have noticed a ratcheting up of the language of dread in recent scoops.

Exhibit One:

The current heatwave is a ‘natural disaster’ that could lead to the deaths of hundreds (fuck me)…cue for limp twats everywhere to shit their pants:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/heatwave-natural-disaster-england-deaths-5678059

Exhibit Two:

A man was ‘alarmed’. Police are investigating. Take my advice cunters, stay indoors until this emergency is officially over and the PM has made a fucking statement:

https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/police-investigating-torquay-incident-saw-5678013

Soon an old lady falling over will be national news.

This country is fucking shit, full of Softy Walter types (acknowledgement to Dennis the Menace). Have the Lib Dems gained political power without me realising? I am ashamed to be British. I think I will change my nationality to Cuntish. Fuck off.

Nominated by – Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Apologies for the image quality, it’s quite hard to find a good picture of the cunt.

A cunting for the despicable motherfucking cunt who is, and I’d rather type, ‘Was’, Martyn Smith.

Who? This Gold-Plated Cunt stabbed two paramedics who attended his house following a call to check on his welfare.

He stabbed one in the chest and the other in the back as he ‘Exited’ the building. Fortunately, the police were also in attendance and arrested the cunt, and, also caught the attack on their bodycams.

It is a sobering watch as the poor bastards attend what should be a routine call and are confronted with this. Also, the sentence handed out for stabbing two of my green colleagues? NINE fucking years. Yeah, that told him….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-57779506

Nominated by – DCI Gene Cunt

Just have your Grandson win a golden ticket you’ll be out of bed in no time.

So getting old is a cunt,

A little back ground, I used to do “stuff” I would carry my body weight run for miles, shoot shit I even got medals for it and now.

Well the not walking bit I got used to, now I have a bit of a belly. I can still see my cock ( it fires dairy lea now and not cottage cheese, but that’s another story).

My eyes are fucked!, I can see in the distance better than most but some of the things I buy in the supermarket are not quite I expected when I get them home. In fact I seem to have transformed into one of those old codgers from a meet the regiment reunion.

The Mrs has IBS, so I thought she would be a bit understanding, last month we went on a dog walk, I cant walk that fast any more but dropped lots of hints, we need to go home (hint fucking hint).

So almost at the door.. finish line I just said, well I have shit myself now so it does not matter ( fortunately not past cheeks), she suggested that after 10 years together that we need to stop “sharing these things” but fuck it, if she can turn round due to IBS why do I have to do a slow motion BFT when I am not feeling so good?
This getting old business is not playing well with me.

Nominated with far too much information that I personally wished to read at this time of day by – lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

Open your hearts or your legs for a red rosette cunting for the skanky MP and recently “sacked” wimminz who now has three jobs gifted by Keiro the Clown:

https://twitter.com/AngelaRayner/status/1414498287097454592

As with the knee photo both eyes firmly fixed on the media

So refusing to take the knee and saying why is now regarded as “waycisr”

Imagine the state of this country if this old whore ever gets her shitty fingers on the levers of power.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs