Spencer Elden – Oh well, nevermind

No, we’re not uploading the original pic.

You have all seen Spencer Elden before. He was the baby in the swimming pool from Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover, swimming after a dollar bill.

Mr Elden, who is now 30, says he has been so traumatised by this that he is suing Nirvana for damages totalling some $2,250,000 He claims that the image amounts to child pornography and that his parents never signed a formal release for the photo to be used. As a consequence, he says his “true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day”.

Elden claims he “has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages” as a result of the album cover, including “extreme and permanent emotional distress” and “interference with his normal development and educational progress”.

The legal papers filed in California state that “The images exposed Spencer’s intimate body part and lasciviously displayed Spencer’s genitals from the time he was an infant to the present day.” His lawyer says that because of the inclusion of the dollar bill, which was superimposed after the photograph was taken, the minor seems “like a sex worker”.

How this claim makes any sense is beyond me. No one that sees Me Elden today would know that he was the baby and that it was his tickle-tackle on display. But I suppose the fact that his torso is covered with “Nevermind” tattoos could give it away.

Anyone else would be happy to say “I was the baby on the Nevermind album cover”. Mr Elden was happy to recreate the pose on other occasions. The image is obviously not pornographic.

Just another greedy cunt with dollar signs on his eyes.

Never mind the cunt.

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Nominated by – MMCM 

Afghan boy survives war, dies falling out of a window.

The sad death of an Afghan boy who fell from a hotel window has predictably got the usual suspects outraged.

”An urgent independent investigation must be carried out into the safety of accommodation provided to Afghan refugees, a group of MPs has said.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-58280360

Surely the fucking Ritz was available? A suite at least. Something they are accustomed to back home.

And you cant expect the parents to take any responsibility. It’s the government’s fault obviously. I mean, a budget hotel. With fucking windows. Shame.. It’s a good thing there are no homeless Brits in Sheffield who would have had to endure this disgraceful treatment.

Nominated by – Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 

Jake Davison – Do White Lives Matter In Plymouth?

Sane fellow, give him access to a shotgun.

As we all know, some nutjob shot dead five innocent people in Plymouth a few days ago Typically MSM have already suggested the killer was some kind of deranged misogynistic incel terrorist!

Thing is though, all the victims were white (as was the killer). Will there be any knee bending at sports grounds I wonder? Will anyone dare utter “White Lives Matter as well?” in MSM

Had the killer shot 5 BAMEs then obviously MSM would have gone into “he was a racist” overdrive. But as it was he killed 5 white people, but rather the MSM suggest that all victims were white, they’ve gone down a woke rabbit hole and suggested he hated women and therefore he had a misogynist agenda (even though he killed 2 women, 2 men and a child)

Seems that in the great woke hierarchy of things:-

BLM comes first
White women second
White men probably 3rd, although if a snail or grasshopper had been shot, then white blokes would be 4th or 5th

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Nominated by – Technocunt

The more I read about this the more nobody learned from Dunblane. You allow a kid who’s spent years obsessing with guns access to a shotgun, who has massive pent up anger loose on the public. Where were the teachers/police (who GAVE HIM BACK THE SHOTGUN) and social workers. Beggar’s belief.

Sharia Law

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As part of our in-depth analysis of the situation in Afghanistan, we’re going to examine the implications of the imposition of Sharia law in that country. We’re joined, live from Kabul, by Abdul Abdul al-Abdul, Commander of the Faithful and the Taliban’s Chief of Religious Affairs, to assist our analysis”.

“May the putrid droppings of a diseased camel befoul your well, infidel”.

“I’m pleased to speak to you too. Now Commander, perhaps you could begin by briefly explaining what Sharia law actually is”.

“Indeed. Sharia is our legal system, the fundamental religious code which governs all areas of life, including all obligations, routines, and beliefs”.

“Now, could you give an example of how this works in practice? How would it be applied towards homosexuals, for instance?”.

“Bummy boys (snarling and gnashing of teeth) will be immediately dragged before the appropriate religious authority, where, be assured, their case will be treated with scrupulous fairness and impartialiality. Naturally they will be found guilty, promptly gagged and bound, and thrown from a high building. Other deviants, such as nancy boys who dress in girly clothes, and females who like to lick the unmentionable parts of other women, will be treatmented similarly”.

“Crikey. Are all trangressors to be treated as harshly?”.

“Goodness me no. Those found guilty of lesser offences, such as drinking alcohol, coveting a neighbour’s wife or donkey, or listening to the music of sissy boy Justin Bieber will receive mercy, and will merely have a hand severed”.

“That’s most considerate. Now let me come to an issue that’s vexing many people here in…”.

“Yes yes, I know what you will say. You are concerned about the treatment of women and girls. Let me assure that they will be treated with utmost respect under Sharia, as long as they accept their status as chattels of their husbands. It is their duty to stay indoors at all times unless accompanied by a male guardian, in which case they must don the burqa. Naturally they are not permitted to learn reading and writing, must speak only when spoken to, and submit themselves to the bodily urges of their husbands whenever called upon to do so”.

“I’m sure that women will rush to have the honour of becoming a jihadi bride”.

“But of course. It is the natural order of things. I am shortly to be enjoying my own nuptuals to a most alluring creature. The dowery was large; ten goats and sheep, and a Kalashnikov, but she is worth it. A little old at thirteen perhaps, but then I have always admired the more mature female. But enough of this. Alas I must now depart to oversee the burning of a cinema and the destruction of a children’s playpark. Farewell Kaffar, and may a rabid dog piss on your leg”.

“Erm, thank you for that most enlightening conversation. I’m sure that our followers will be reassured to learn that there will be justice and freedom for all in the ‘new’ Afghanistan. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

Whitey No Longer Existing

According to a Wikipedia article (well it clearly must be true – DA) and academia in general, white people (or the Caucasian race) is an obsolete classification of race.

Therefore, us whiteys do not exist as white people. I find this somewhat dehumanising, but that doesn’t matter. I’m white, so it’s ok for everyone to claim such things.

However, if this is the case, then surely such things as ‘white privilege’ do not exist? Next time some employer wants to send you on a ‘be less white’ course, tell them that ‘being white’ has been debunked by academia recently, so you’re not going.

It seems whitey exists when it suits them (to bash and racially abuse us to the point of dehumanisation now)? They can’t genocide you if you don’t exist either.

Dangerous stuff. Now this sort of thing really is ‘hateful.’

Not sure if I’m overreacting here, but this seems dodgy ground to me.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

Nominated by – Cuntybollocks

 

Add to that this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Here we fucking go again.

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”NZ to stop calling soccer team the All Whites over fears it’s RACIST”

The reason they are called the All Whites is to distinguish them from the All Blacks. And of course their kit is white (Is that allowed?)

But hang on if the All Whites is racist. How come the All Blacks isn’t? And, like the rugby team, the soccer team is open to all races. So what the fuck is the logic?
There is a NZ Maori rugby team. Why isn’t that racist?
There is also the Azurri, Italian blues. Isn’t that racist against Smurfs? I know that no Smurf has ever been picked for Italy.
Then there are those Dutch cunts. Clockwork Orange. Yet David Dickinson nor any of the slappers of the various window licking reality tv shows have been selected.
And don’t get me started on those ‘Red’ elitists.

These cunts are going to disappear up their own, woke, arses.