Oh dear. That rather odd individual Sam Smith is at it again.

I’ve only just recovered my equilibrium after viewing those off-putting pictures of him cavorting about in a posing pouch on a beach somewhere, flaunting the flab (regulars may recall that particular cunting).

Anyway, the flamboyant Mr Smith is back with a new song, and a somewhat contentious video to go with it. Naturally, self-styled ‘progressives’ have come out with the usual ‘brave and strong’ line of bollocks where the video’s concerned. Others see it as just being very tacky and tasteless.

Of course cynics will point that Smith has set out to court controversy. Controversy equals publicity, publicity equals increased sales. Fair enough I suppose, but such a push the envelope approach also opens you up to scorn and ridicule, and to my mind, scorn and ridicule is exactly what this ludicrous video deserves.

Anyway, watch it through for yourselves and see whether you agree. I contend that Smith has again made himself look like a total and utter bellend. All in favour say ‘aye!’.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And here’s something from The Cuntfinder General

Is it too soon for another Sam Smith? I know THEY were done in Jan but THEY hadn’t recommended that a video of THEM cavorting like a fat hairy black top and landscape gardening contractor be shown to 5 year olds in Jan.

Basically THEY are trying to be as provocative as is humanly possible in order that THEY draw fire from trad types just so THEY can get offended and do throw a ducky(or drake) fit.

Listen up YOU TWO, I don’t even want to hear about you bouncing your fat hairy thighs about with a load of THEMs and then hearing that you got pissed all over……. dude/dudette….. please stop. I’ve a one year old kid and I don’t want HIM exposed to this shit when HE is older. It ain’t normal.

…..and as for that show the other night at whatever BS awards it was… all done up like Satan. Mate/lass, to me you are. You want 5 year old to see you getting pissed on. You ain’t right mate/lass

More venting, this time from Big Cuntus

Sam Smith.

Is me or does Britain is no longer producing our Best when it comes to Gay Singers?

Elton John. Freddy Mercury. Marc Almond. Boy George. Holly Johnson. Jimmy Somerville. Andy Bell.

We’ve had some classics. Cream of the crop. What do Gen Z get?

Sam Smith. A man who sung one of the shitist Bond themes in recent memory with a whiny nasally tone. Who went from “I am Gay leave be me” to the Woke They/Them cliche and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

I don’t listen to or follow the charts, I am happy with Absolute 80’s and 90’s thank you. Yet on the Internet this Cunt is everywhere being a Cunt. He was a Cunt on Graham Norton, he was a Cunt at the Grammy’s and he probably was a Cunt at the Brit Awards along with that Cunt Hairy Styles.

You look like a nob and you have no class. Jog on Lad.

BBC News Link

As I’ve got older my toenails seem to of toughened to a stage where I need a angle grinder to cut them,
And a Dremel to round them off.

No sock can withstand them.
I could eviscerate a antelope with a casual swipe of my foot.

They’ve become akin to stone.
They should make body armour for soldiers out of my toenails.

But why?
What possible evolutionary advantage is there in a middle age man having granite toenails?

I use a clipping off them to open corned beef tins.
Better than those little key things.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

News from the Wacky Woke World of the Mooseshaggers, fellow cunters. Step forward the taxpayer-funded National Arts Centre, Ottawa.

Not content with putting on a play with an all-black cast, if you’re white then sorry chum, you ain’t getting in. Because to see ‘the vivid kaleidoscope that is the Black Experience’ you have to self-identify as black. Well Lordy be, it’s Apartheid and even the New Woke Post has spotted it.

I love this shit: ‘If someone identifies as non-Black and demands to enter the room…….we have non-Black front-of-house members present in the lobby to help de-escalate such situations‘.

In my book that’s ‘Fuck off gammons, we’ve got bouncers so don’t you dare try getting in, you cunts’.

Good to see that Black is always with a capital letter in this report. I presume their self-identifying Blackface Prime Minister won’t be barred, the wanker.

NY Post

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

(I presume arts funding for this place comes from black taxpayers! – Day Admin)

(Seems the residents are fighting back! – Day Admin)

Congratulations to our hero for spunking £180,000 of taxpayers money to change the name of Black Boy Lane in Tottenham. This, of course, because the name is racist and offensive.

The trouble is underneath the new name it says “formerly Black Boy Lane”.

So how is it less racist and offensive because it’s in brackets you stupid cunt?

Ah…..it doesn’t matter, as long as we can pat each other on the back at our dinner parties and tell each other how progressive we are. And it’s not our fucking money is it? Fuck off plebs.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Expect other woke councils to rename all “offensive” street names and spunking millions in council tax doing it!  – Day Admin)

I’ll own that over my many years, I’ve been a keen student of the weird and wonderful world of human sexuality, and even at my age, you can learn something new every day. Sometimes however, you just have to wonder at how odd people can actually be.

Take the recent case of a couple of middle-aged swingers from Oz, who have perpetrated a ‘sex act’ involving, er, a trout. Details are frustratingly, if understandably sketchy, so we can only imagine the indignities that the poor fish was forced to endure.

Police have charged the tossers with bestiality, and quite right too; IsAC readers will, I’m sure, join me in expressing sympathy for the poor fish. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘trout pout’.

Daily Star

Nominated by: Ron Knee.