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Tv adverts
Tv adverts want proper cunting, not for spoiling my entertainment of the many repeats and re-runs that I have to sit through with Mrs Cristo.
Oh no, they want cunting for insinuating that every fucking happy tv ad family is a mixed race family. Since when? When did the seed spreading fuckers ever hang around to raise a family?
They banned the making of father’s day cards at our local school to save the poor liitle half chats from any further embarrassment.
But worse than that, is that they are trying to imply to our impressionable daughters, that it is not only acceptable to get fooked by a mucky twat, but normal.
Cunts.
They won’t be happy until the white gene has been diluted into the minority bracket and the dark keys mission is complete.
And when they finally do rule the roost, let’s see if the fuckers bend over backwards to accommodate our whims and demands.
No? Oh well, we will have to learn to integrate.
I’ve gone off piste, TV Adverts, yes that was it!

 

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

85 thoughts on “Tv Adverts”

  1. This ones a real broad canvass of cuntery, Not only used for racial nonsense but also religious and cultural bollocks too, there’s barely a fucking advert where one or two of those is not rammed down our throats.
    Apparently every white female has a black partner with 2 children , so where are the black woman with white male partners ? Or heaven forbid a black man with a black female partner? Or don’t they exist? Or simply don’t fit the PC bullshit agenda?
    The TV Xmas ads showing muzzies sitting around the table with their white neighbours? Oh fucking please! , or the Cadbury chocolate ad where the smiling muzzle shop owner gives the little white ( of course) girl a large chocolate bar in exchange for some little pocket toys! Ahh ahh ….
    Even worse where virtual signalling companies appear to want to shoe horn as many ethic groups into their 30 sec slot as humanly possible…..
    It’s hard to find any advert where this absolute cuntery doesnt exist, of course we have massive diversity in our population but do we really need this completely obvious and highly patronising shite?

    • You left out the poovery in adverts. e.g. the Lloyds Bank advert where one bumlord proposes to another, and one of the Vauxhall adverts where one dyke is taking her pregnant girlfriend to hospital to drop the sprog. How did the bun get into that oven?

  2. The opprobrium engendered by such marketing puff is sadly less than universally perceived, M le Comte, but I am surely with you in copious condemnation.
    Your thesis, in which you intimate these gentlemen tending to abscond upon spillage of seed, is borne out not only anecdotally but also by the annals of the National Audit Office.
    Furthermore, the widespread usage within that aggregated community of those terms “babymother” and “babyfather” is implicit of the indigenous tendency toward a transient nature of the father–child relationship.
    Couldn’t agree more, M le C.

  6. As a mixed race cunt myself I have to partly agree with the cunting. I’ve noticed that nearly all TV adverts have a blackie or mixed family in them and it’s getting ridiculous. The problem is that all these TV advert companies are full of Islington types and are fully paid up diversity promoting cunts.
    I agree that a lot Black, and Black and White cunts spread our seed and fuck off, but a lot don’t and stick around. There is a difference between some (not all) white men and mixed race or black men. The white man will quite happily stick at a relationship that isn’t working, that makes him miserable and ruins his life in the belief that its the right thing to do… To some degree it is for the kids etc but you have to be happy yourself otherwise you become sad, bitter and miserable cunt and a negative influence on others because you are unhappy. Fuck that. The Black man…not all (as with white men) will sometimes see a relationship is not working and find some fresh cunt…obviously when kids are involved you should try and make it work, but if it ain’t why carry on in some desperate hope that things will change? Surely better for kids to have two happy separated parents than two miserable cunts arguing all the time.
    We get one life and I ain’t gonna be a miserable cunt with some woman who I shag once a week and if I’m lucky sucks my dick once a month. Fuck off.
    Also the whitey (male and especially female) love a bit of blackie and that’s human nature I guess opposites attract etc.
    I’m busy shagging a bit of white cunt before I go down the dole office…piss off.

    • Let’s not pretend that a lot of these dark keys ever even considered hanging around beyond breakfast the morning afterwards. Men say all sorts of bs to get inside panties but..

      I agree with not staying if you’re unhapppy, but let’s be straight.. that particular community has a real ego problem; way too instinctual and impulsive. Total lack of foresight.

      Honkeys may put up with a lot of marital misery, but look at what we built with it. What have the dark keys accomplished besides getting their mambas wet for 5 seconds?

      • “Let’s not pretend that a lot of these dark keys ever even considered hanging around beyond breakfast the morning afterwards. Men say all sorts of bs to get inside panties but..”
        I agree but most geezers black or white will fuck some rough slag they wouldn’t be seen dead with after 7 pints.
        I agree about black people shagging too much and spreading their seed far and wide and in a lot of cases not being able to support their offspring financially, and the Black community need to look within themselves and sort themselves out and stop blaming others.
        “Honkeys may put up with a lot of marital misery, but look at what we built with it. What have the dark keys accomplished besides getting their mambas wet for 5 seconds?
        We could argue/discuss this all day but let’s be clear if Britain didn’t take over a lot of black/Asian countries and bleed them dry in some cases who knows what these darkie countries may have built with on their own?We’ll never know and it is what it is, as I’ve said before I am equally proud of my English and Jamaican heritage and I personally wouldn’t want to be anything else. It’s hard to say who can achieve most when the two sides aren’t on an equal footing.

      • We invaded and conquered, but look what we built from that activity.. physically and intellectually. There’s another community who did an awful lot of barbaric conquering but built the square root of fuck all with it though they love to claim otherwise.

        Left to their own devices I don’t believe the dark key world would build or innovate much at all.

      • If so then apart from algebra, clever irrigation systems, massive influence on astrology and wasn’t civilisation started in Persia? Not a massive fan of the snackbars but to say they achieved fuck all is bollocks (if you were talking about snackbars that is). Empires success have to be measured in the time they were most powerful, the Roman empire arguably the most successful considering the times in which it was active hasn’t exactly left Italy in a strong position these days all these years later.

      • You’re free to believe that particular historical narrative about algebra and the snackbars if you wish but I don’t believe for one second they didn’t just pillage the ideas and theory from older sources and just erase/burn the competition.

        Nothing has changed in the past two millennia in that regard.

      • As I recall, much of early modern medicine was brought to Europe by the Moors, when they conquered Spain. Plus the library in Timbuktu was once considered the biggest font of knowledge in the world. The Moors established bigger trading blocs than any European nation bar the British Empire. People celebrate the Portuguese sailor Vasco da Gama, but Chinese general Zeng He navigated distances twice the length, and did so almost a century earlier. The Persian empire was, until the British, the biggest ever seen, and it lasted longer too. History goes in cycles. Until the renaissance, most European countries were shit holes at war with themselves. Personally, I don’t think skin color makes you a cunt. I generally roll on the basis that everyone’s a cunt anyway.

      • I’m wondering which community you refer to there, BCC? Were it not for the al-gebra of the Arabs of mediaeval Moslemism we’d all be a bit “behind the curve”. Bereft of the example and scholarship of the ancients–Babylon, Greece, and Rome, ditto.
        Necessity as the “mother of invention” has been a major part of the success of Europeans. By contrast, in Biafra (and elsewhere), the natural abundance and warm climate invoked no such incentive.
        We owe much to our shitty weather, and more still to those Mesopitamian antecedents of yore.

      • Understandably enough, B&WC, you beat me to it. (Though my girlfriend is a Jamaican from Catford).
        Having ditched SwiftKey™, I notice I continue make typos, but fewer of them. Apologies.

      • @CS no need for the typo apologies… You have a far better use of word than myself.
        Does your Mrs Cook? If so what’s your favourite? Curry Goat or Callaloo and saltfish are mine.

      • Afternoon B&WC. Yes, she certainly does cook, and almost as well as her mum!! Not so much goat stew or pig tail soup kind of ting, more ackee and saltfish, rice and peas, fried plantain, divers rundowns, mannish water etc.
        Despite my “classical training” in French cooking from a job after college, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of food & drink, I admit I’d never heard of callaloo or ackee before we met.
        We’re having a little intermission just now, so it’s Admiral’s Pie and boil-in-the bag fish for me at the moment!

      • She does make an excellent hybrid Indian/Jamaican lamb curry with scotch bonnets and spinach, but I prefer my own lamb biryani with garam masala, saffron, dried apricots and lots of fresh ginger and coriander.

      • Interesting CS, I have often thought that classic French techniques and presentation would take Jamaican food to another level worthy of a Michelin star. A dream of mine is to own a fine dining Jamaican restaurant in London. Not the usual drug front types with half the menu unavailable but the kind of place you dress smartly and sit down to eat an ting.

      • B&W – “massive influence on astrology ” ?

        “The number 8 will be important to you today and avoid the colour green as Jupiter is in Uranus.”

      • At the moment those flashy and astronomically-overpriced Nigerian gaffs seem all the rage. Her 26yo daughter (half Nigerian) likes them, mainly because it invariably involves a £250+ bill for two (that she doesn’t pay, obvs).
        I gave up on the idea of opening my own place, when I came to the conclusion that folks either actually want to be ripped off, or they want fish-and-chips/McDonald’s. To achieve commercial success inbetween is a high-wire act. An exaggeration, I know, and yours sounds like a brilliant idea. I’d be a regular!

      • Did I mean “astrologically-overpriced” perhaps, Captain Magnanimouse?

  7. I’m surprised those VS cunts Benetton haven’t used that song in one of their diversity rammed down your throat cunty ads

  8. Never understood why it’s always a black man and a white woman. I’d happily give Rhianna a quick back-scuttle. If any enterprising advertisers want to film me and use the footage to plug their latest range of Extra-Large Condoms (ribbed for the Ladies’ pleasure), I’m up for it.

      • Cmon Mr Fiddler, you telling me after 15 pints of Guinness and a few whiskies you wouldn’t give her one if she was in the bedroom in that position…I think I’d rather pass out and sleep myself.

      • Morning Mr Fiddler, a brave man indeed who would attempt to tame Miss Williams. Game, set and tranquilizer dart to drag the beast back to Fiddler Towers.

      • I saw her close up many years ago at Wimbledon, she is built like brick shithouse, I dont think those balls do her justice… not big enough!

  9. Don’t forget those sexist ads where you have the dimwitted hubby/boyfriend playing second fiddle to the oh-so-clever girlfriend/missus!

    And of course all this mixed race diversity bollocks is all very well, but you can bet the LGBTQRTetc brigade will demanding that they appear in TV ads – imagine two poofters doing the “shake ‘n’ vac” ad or perhaps a teasing “Flake” advert!

    • I think you’re disturbingly close to the truth NCFOM.
      Notice as well that the dimwit is always a white man.
      All hell would be let loose if he were any other colour.

  10. Anyone who been on here for a while knows me and my views, but let’s be clear anyone who thinks that in 500 years time most of the world won’t be black and white cunts or other mixed variations is deluded. Britain will never be white like it was even 70 years ago, not trying to argue I am simply stating facts and if you believe Brexit or anything else will change that you are again deluded. I’m not saying that I want people’s culture and identity to disappear I am saying that to some degree it’s inevitable in the world as it is today with travel, the Internet all bringing us closer together.

    • It’s common fucking sense, otherwise known as evolution.

      Morning B&WC.

      • Morning RTCP, it is evolution. Not that I agree with it all fully but its the way it is. Had two lovely cups of strong Colombian coffee from my Delonghi coffee machine…seriously tempted for a third but it’ll probably send me over the edge. After giving up the other Colombian white stuff I need some sort of high.
        What made you give up the caffeine? Ps you don’t drink Tea do you… Loads of caffeine on that as well.

      • That’s just gratuitously provocative, B&WC. Like lighting up a Sweet Afton™ in front of someone on nicotine patches.
        Harsh, and a very good afternoon RTC!

      • @CS 😀, I’m only trying to make RTCP’s caffeine withdrawal more difficult. That’s what mates/cunts are for.

      • Yup, it’s the way it is. And there’s no way I’d allow my sex preferences to be dictated by any third party. Race is not an issue for me, it’s culture that’s the problem.

        I wanted to cut out caffeine to see how it might be contributing to certain health issues that have got more noticeable over the last few years, e.g. insomnia, anxiety, depression and hand tremors (Alzheimers ruled out by doctor thankfully).

        I had previously cut out everything else, but overlooked caffeine. Also I didn’t want to be addicted to a substance that could cause such awful withdrawal symptoms.

        Now I’ve been off it for a couple of weeks, my health issues are noticeably reduced, although insomnia still remains outside acceptable parameters.

        Of course it’s all age related, so enjoy your coffee and the white stuff while you can B&WC!

        PS: Good afternoon caughtspedding…

      • Ahoj RTC, and glad to hear that it’s proving beneficial. As with many of my comments (seriously…) I actually wasn’t joking about the spiders. 30-something years ago, when contemplating reading Medicine or NatSci, I remember a book by Hoffer and Osmond: “The Hallucinogens”
        Such alkaloids, which readily cross the blood-brain barrier, are always suspect in their “safety”.

      • @ B&WC

        Forgot to mention: no, I don’t drink tea.

        Be seeing you…

      • Aaaaargh !!
        “We start the day with a Colombian, followed by a Danish…” And a quick rut with an Alsatian, no doubt.

        Richard E I Addio and that feckin HSBC ad. It’s been on way too often recently. The man is a galactic cunt. I HATE his stupid ocular gurning; time to put the skewers on the brazier to heat up.
        Worst of all, I bank with the wank of HSBC, but can’t be arsed to change, as I am pretty sure they’re all as bad as each other. Although Lloyds seem to stick with horses. Maybe I’ll go back to them.
        I have ambitions (not just the blonde bird at Tesco); escape from the evil empire, and having a legitimate Swiss bank account, because I’ll be living there.

        I should make it clear that I am NOT racist. I have a refurbished old Lavazza (pod) machine in storage, and I love a good espresso or three.

      • Richard E I Addio, HBH, who he?
        I’m currently a recovering televisor-watcher, and have been for quite some time. Although this is a radix of a comparitive paucity of such topical-awareness, I like it that way.
        I’ll hazard a guess that he’s: black or dusky-skinned, an “entertainer” of some stripe, well-educated and nicely-spoken, London-centric.
        E I Addio?
        (I should but shall not get Googling) – do tell.

      • In reality, the goon is Richard Ayoade…
        Previously cunted by self, and, indeed, he is a particularly mongy item. Sort of shit-brown. Wears typical hipster specs – “There’s none so blind as those who don’t want to see” springs to mind.
        Allegedly a “comedian” (one of the current right-on, “Laugh? I thought I’d never start.” variety)…
        If you’ve escaped the HSBC ads, you’re a very lucky man !

      • Yeah, that HSBC piece of shit. A more blatant piece of remoaner propaganda you couldn’t imagine. Exactly what you would expect from a bunch of money grabbing parasites to be fair.

      • Japan is, in my somewhat limited experience, easily the most highly-civililised nation of the modern world. A brutal, merciless foe at times, and never short on ingenuity, diligence or honour. They used to have a similarly high– albeit grudging–respect for the British.
        Not so much these days, I hear.

  11. Blackies and Black and White cunts are ‘on trend’ at the moment in the advertising cunt world…it’ll be trannies next advertising bathrooms and showers, washing their bellends etc that gets me worried.
    L’Oréal tranny make up kits complete with shaving foam with the slogan ‘Get the tranny look’.
    Piss off.

  12. Off topic for just a moment.

    Just been on the BBC website for the football fixtures for today.

    Normally it lists all the league divisions in order of importance starting with the English Premier League, Scottish Prem, Championship, League One….

    But this morning, out of totally fucking nowhere we have something called the”SheBelieves Cup” positioned 2nd below the EPL in importance!

    What the fuck is that and who gives a right royal fuck anyway? And how is that more important than all the other major league & cup competitions?

    • You’re a sexist cunt!

      The 6 fans who turn up will love every minute of the match.

      Do they still swap shirts at the end a’la Benny Hill?

    • Apparently there’s an all-wimminz Emmerdale coming up.

      I hope Graham takes them all hostage, verbally abuses them, and flogs them to within an inch of their lives.

      I’d take care of Charity Dingle afterwards.

      • Oy Gevalt, Herr Fiddler.
        Thank you for asking. Not good, at all.
        The week coming up is going to be the worst of my life but my tribe don’t give up.

        Let me get passed what is happening on Wednesday first.

        What happens after that will be incredibly hard and life changing but I need to get past this week first.

        I appreciate your concern. Many times, this week, I have nearly given up but my tribe hold the sanctity of life very dear and I think I know understand why….

  14. Hmmmm mixed race families in adverts?

    What would you say Mr David Lammy MP?

    • Mr Lammy would say (having a white wife and kids himself) “As long as the brown/blackies are portrayed as superior and the whitey is apologising non stop about slavery, poverty, the weather, Brexit, the colour of milk, etc throughout these adverts they are perfectly acceptable. The cunt.

    • Great film. Don’t suppose Mel Brooks would be working in Hollywood these days. Humour and context no longer relevant.

  16. Never see an aspiring architect or older qualified Architect with a peaceful in any advert of a happy family or loving couple. Can’t think why this might be. Anyone help?

  17. Suck Ma Dick Khunt is blaming the death of a 17 year old girl on police cuts. Perhaps having 4 officers out if play for 10 years
    over the death of Sean Rigg doesn’t help…

  18. My work mate has noticed all of the mixed race couples on TV ads and so have I…… And I don’t even watch TV.

    I have no problem with mixed race couples and can’t imagine why anyone would but what I do have a problem with is using marketing of products and services to push an agenda and that is clearly what they are doing here.

  19. Very good cunting.

    This ludicrous PC crap gets right up my twat.

    There was some advert I saw recently (was it for chips or something?) with Ricky Tomlinson doing the voiceover, talking about ‘homes with two Mums or two Dads or brothers from another mother, or whatever family you have’ type shite. I think there was a part in the advert with two lezzies or poofs gazing into each others eyes whilst cooking it up.

    Quite frankly, it was putrid.

    I loathe these ads not because they are showing ‘alternative’ families, but because they are doing it solely to be hip and down with the crew and just project this image of being so tuned in to modern society. It is cynical marketing at its finest.

    PILE OF CUNT.

    • Precisely Nurse Cunty.

      If the marketing men /women /gender neutral scumbags didn’t think it would sell more of their shite, they wouldn’t do it.

      • Evening guys.
        The ones that boil my piss more than any are those fucking ‘Grammarly’ adverts that pop up on YouTube. Talk about playing ‘spot the white man’…

        Speaking of ‘moderation’, ALL of my fucking posts are getting booted in there…

      • Yep, this happens to me fairly often too, RTC.

        Mind you, it could be my un-PC rantings and constant use of the word ‘fucking’…….

        Just speculating of course, lol.

  20. Don’t know if they’re on the telly but those radio ads…….” football, food, living the dream.”
    Those cunts on there drive me up the wall, especially that Geordie slag. If I could get my hands on that annoying bitch I would destroy her fucking face, trust me.

  21. About 75% of adverts, and a fucking black pops up. I thought they were in the minority, buts its 75% for fuck sake. Brainwashing kids early at every socialist level.

    I’m getting to the point now of ditching the tele now and leaving the fuckers to it. Cunts.

  22. Even the most liberal of people I know have noticed how this propaganda has permeated all advertising. And, if you use the last census as a ball park figure, the U.K. is over 80 percent honky. As for this being the future, I disagree. The future is most probably going to be mouse limb, as eight kids per wife, and three wives each means that they will be the majority long before we can become a race of halfies. Also, they like to keep it in the family so to speak, so not much chance of mix race there. Race is never the problem, culture is.

    • Your right GJ, Them cunts breed like rabbits. Definetely a Trojan Horse. Alan O’snackbar.

      • Indeed, you never see an ad with a non ROPer bloke with a headbag missus. That’s a lie too far.

  23. I was about to do a cunting of this very topic, but have been pipped at the post by His Grace.
    But not only are mixed raced families the dish of the day for adverts.
    I have seen chip ads with lezzers, dating ads with blokes giving each other whiskery kisses ad nauseum.
    Funny you don’t see many Asian or Oriental and caucasian couples though.
    This is lazy lefty/liberal social engineering. And it’s go to get worse probably with the tranny and BLT or whatever the weirdo “community” call themselves getting mainstream.

  24. LOL I am watching the athletics. there is an African woman running for Belgium who is actually called MBONGO !

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