Helen Thomas – Mad Controller of Radio 2

Some of you may be familiar with Helen Thomas from the curious case of Alex Belfield, when she was in a different job, but her stint as radio 2 controller has seen the station slowly being turned into a ‘hen party’ as it narrows its desired audience down to ‘mood mums’, AKA funking Karens.

BBC bosses have replaced Chris Evans, Simon Mayo, Steve Wright, Paul O’Grady and now the PopMaster himself Ken Bruce, with a host of chavs;: Zoe Ball, Sara Cox, Scott Mills, Rylan Clarke and that ventriloquist dummy of Gary Busey, Rob fucking Beckett.

According to the daily mail, Ken Bruce asked the bosses to stop making him play tuneless dance music but to no reply. It’s also quite incredible that they’d forgotten to offer him a new contract. I think they just wanted rid of him to get another wimminz in to complete the station’s metamorphosis into BBC version of Heart or Magic.

What a load of cunt.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Nonsense That Is Transgenderism


Independent Link.

As an example I give you this, which raises some questions:-

”Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney has shared her ‘new face’ following facial feminisation surgery, by recreating famous viral videos.
”The 26-year-old announced a brief social media break before Christmas, while she ‘healed’ from the treatment.The montage sees Mulvaney channel Swan Lake, Audrey Hepburn, and Karlie Kloss’ ‘look camp right in the eye’ photo from the Met Gala.
“Oh my gosh hi, I missed you!” she says in the video, sporting soft facial features and bold makeup. “You know I have a flair for the dramatics. It’s so good, right?”

She??
Needs surgery to feminise his face.
Talks and minces like a drag queen. Nothing like woman in fact.

Transgender? No, just a raving queen with mental issues. Just like the rest.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Stones in my Shoe

No holes or cracks in the sole, so just how does a stone manage to jump up from the ground, work itself into my shoe and burrow itself under my foot?

This supposedly explains it, but I’m not convinced.
Cartoon Church

Nominated by: mystic maven

(This nom is a little on the short side (5 lines or less rule), but its one of those eclectic oddities, so we’ll let it pass this time – Day Admin) 

Messy Hotel Guests

I’ve been spending 3 or 4 days over the last 2 weeks at a small B&B hotel in the Sellafield area. And since its sited not too from Scafell Pike its a little bit upmarket, or at least the owners seem to think so!

To be honest its a very nice well maintained hotel with bar and restaurant. And the good thing is that the owner has resisted the temptation to “go modern” in order to appease the trendy soy traveller cunts.

Anyway, I’ve been doing some upgrades to their computers, routers, switches and hardware firewalls. All very standard stuff but it does mean having to go into all 20 odd guest rooms to upgrade each router and ethernet cables from bog-standard cat-5 to cat-6a.

But my main point here is the condition of some of the rooms left by the respective guests!

When I’ve visited rooms in the afternoons they’re all clean and tidy due to the hotel’s house-keepers. But on a few occasions I’ve gone in during the mornings before the hotel staff have had chance to do their thing, and OMG what a fucking mess some of these so-called intelligent guests leave the rooms in:-

Beer bottles and cans scattered across the floor
Beer spray on walls and TV screens
Muddy footprints on bed covers and sofas, and on a couple of occasions curtains!
vomit in sinks and baths
Fast-food cartons stacked or thrown in the bath (with bits of cold food left in)
Dirty clothes (and underwear!) scattered on worktops, bedside tables
And on and on and on…

On closer inspection a lot of these guests are not holiday-makers but contractors and consultants working at Sellafield.

I really don’t understand the mindset of these cunts although I guess they don’t give a shit because they know the hotel staff will clear up their shit every morning.

I would have expected this from tourists – chavvy or classy – but not from well-paid, educated cunts such as these!

Nominated by: Technocunt

The Darkside of Gay Adoption

(The alleged Offenders – Day Admin)

Well, imagine my surprise.

A couple of evil gays adopted two little boys and allegedly raped them, tortured them, assaulted them and pimped them to fellow Peter files. Always boys they adopt, isn’t it? Nothing to see here, obviously.

This cunting is aimed at the monsters here (who lived in a 900k mansion despite having regular jobs). The main thing is the appalling abuse of course, but no cunt seems to know how they afforded the home. They did run a gayness charity and allegedly pimp the poor lads out so I guess the money could be from either or both of those sources?

Good old woke charity, eh? See BLM for more examples of mansion building.

The cunting is also aimed at gay adoption in general. It was a fucking woke church who allegedly organised these kids being sent to these bastards. Good luck with the big man upstairs with that (if you believe that stuff in the first place.)

Gay men should not be allowed to adopt boys, unless closely related to one of them (younger brother etc.)

The fact they always seem to want to adopt boys is a massive alarm bell surely?

Seems nobody thinks it’s a big deal though. The media have practically ignored this story, of course. Blink and you’ll miss it stuff.

The cheeky cunts have been charged and awaiting a court appearance.

News Com Australia

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks