The “Lineal” heavyweight champion of the world is a bit of a cunt.

As I’ve said before, I’ve long been an admirer of Tyson Fury down the years.

His three fights with Deontay Wilder and his dismantling of long reigning Ukrainian cyborg – Wladimir Klitschko (who wasn’t as hard as his older brother I must add) were fantastic.

His slide into personal problems and the resultant ballooning to 30 odd stone in weight, before shedding said weight and recapturing the world championship, was truly inspirational stuff.

However – Tyson Fury – like many a self promoter, has repeatedly told us that he is quite literally the greatest ever. What’s worse is that so many nodding dogs and experts in the media happen to agree with his delusions.

He isn’t one of the greatest ever because he hasn’t been involved at any where near the levels that other past champions have fought at. He has fought a couple of half decent dangerous opponents and that’s about it. Hardly Frazier Foreman and Norton though is it.

It is my perception, that he has repeatedly ducked worthy opponents and has chose to partake in lesser fights against opponents that he thought he could beat easily.

Fair enough, the fella wants to earn a few quid and avoid injury, but his latest escapade last night, an “exhibition” bout against big punching MMA heavyweight champion, one Francis Ngannou in the soulless boxing back water of Saudi fucking Arabia, was a bad joke very nearly gone wrong.

With a unification fight apparently pencilled in against Ukrainian champion Oleksandr Usyk (who was sat looking mortified ringside) for late December – Fury decides to almost embarrass himself, the sport of boxing and ruin any chance of the fight actually happening.

As it is – the dodgy judges made sure that the “correct” result was the obvious outcome, allegedly..

Tyson Fury can’t even be bothered to keep himself in any semblance of shape and his physical appearance last night was akin to an overweight beached whale in a pair of shorts.

Fury is getting older, his punch resistance is waning and his lack of conditioning was always going to catch up with him. Last night it did.

Fair play to the gentleman and athlete that is Francis Ngannou. The fella is two years older than Fury and has never boxed professionally before yet almost, and probably should have, became Lineal heavyweight champion of the boxing world.

He took his (pre determined) defeat in good spirit to be fair to the man.

Fury by comparison – looked depressed afterwards and came out with some of the worst crap imaginable

“Francis was better than we thought he would be”

No fucking shit Tyson!

If this unification fight happens then I’ll be very surprised. Although obviously I hope it does.

Tyson had a 12 week training camp apparently.

Yes 12 weeks of kebabs, beak and Fosters.

PS: I’d genuinely like Fury to start taking the heavyweight championship seriously, get himself back into shape, take on all comers, whup em and prove me wrong.

BBC News

Sorry for the Al Beeb link. I couldn’t be bothered finding another.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

(Our future is in “his” safe hands – Day Admin)

Oobah Butler ( yes, it’s his name and not at all made up)

I couldn’t quite make my mind up whether Oobah is a cunt or a saint, so I’ll let you lot decide.(Apparently he’s some kind of MTV star or summat. – Day Admin)

The Sun

He’s being trying to highlight the poor treatment of people who work for Amazon in the USA, according to him the delivery drivers aren’t scheduled enough time for toilet breaks, so resort to peeing in bottles, which they throw out of the truck window.

Oobah collected, rebottled it and advertised it as an energy drink, on…
you guessed it!

No humans or animals were harmed
by this product, allegedly.

Only in America!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

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Despite neighbouring countries such as Jordan and Egypt refusing to take the cunts, it seems we have no end of cunts demanding the UK take in loads of anti-west, Jew hating Palestinians. What could possibly go wrong? The linked article refers to Humza Yousaf saying this, but I’ve seen a few cunts spouting this shite now.

This country is on its fucking arse, but no. Let’s take in even more third world, backwards, violent cunts who hate us. Great idea.

They can fuck off.

I keep hearing ‘oooh what about the women and children’. As if the people saying this give a a shit! Most cunts saying this either just want more browns (demented lefties, globalists and peacefuls) or are the types who just hate Jews.

Fuck ’em I say. Ever seen what these ‘little cherubs’ say about Israel and the west? They fucking hate us. Or the ‘innocent’ women, proud to have their 5th son in a row ‘martyred’ for Hamas in a suicide bombing?

Maybe, if they hadn’t decided to tunnel into Israel one day and start raping (this part being hushed up a bit I notice) and slaughtering people in Israel, then maybe, just maybe, Israel wouldn’t be giving them a kicking? Israel now wants to make sure the cunts can’t pull this stunt again. And I don’t fucking blame them.

Fuck the Palestinians, I say. About time our spinless ‘leaders’ put a block on all Islamic immigration. In part at least , they’re trouble making cunts who will never integrate who seem to fucking hate us.

Tell these Palestinian cunts to fuck off. Their Muslim neighbours, so seemingly angry with Israel and the west and so ‘concerned’ with the Palestinians’ plight, can fucking have them then. Starting with those cunts in Iran.

I am fucking sick of UK politicians thinking it is the UK’s responsibility to take in the Muslim world’s problems. Let the Muslims take their own.

Get to fuck.

Sky News

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

So I’m in the queue to buy fags in Sainsbury’s and there’s always some cunt in front of me ( always a bloke by the way) who wants to buy a “set for life ticket for tomorrow”. What the fuck is this “set for life” bollocks?

So I looked it up and, apparently, you get ten grand a month for thirty years. That’s nice but that ten grand is going to depreciate year on year and what happens when you snuff it? And I hardly think that the likes of Hewitt and Sparkletits are going to notice ten grand going into their bank account.

Bread and circuses my friends, that’s all it is. Absolute bollocks.

National Lottery

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Not only is it almost impossible to have an ordinary old-school, face to face chat with your mates/wife/whatever down the local coffee shop/boozer or restaurant thanks to the arrival of mobile phones and screaming bleedin’ kids, but another problem about having a debate with someone is that you run the risk of being “cancelled” should you wander out too far from your interlocutor’s viewpoint!

You only have to inadvertently broach touchy-feely subjects that are close to woke hearts – such as all the usual “isms”, Brexit, the environment, immigration, the NHS and now of course Israel/Palestine, and you can find yourself in a world of shite!

Suddenly, the friends that you’ve known for years become rather more animated and vocal if you go down any of those dark and twisty roads. Everything has become politicised, and if you’re not on the same side then you’re seen as part of the problem, friend or not!

This is even more apparent/dangerous in work environments. I’m self employed and therefore don’t have to put up with the usual 9-5 scenario of working for someone else. But I have been to customer sites and office workers have often asked me my views on certain subjects. But I have always made an excuse and diverted attention away from such things because I know it will all kick off if I hold the wrong opinion.

We’re all aware of politicians and celebrities ending up being cancelled for similar reasons; but now it seems us mere mortals may face a similar fate, especially if it’s splashed around on a so-called friend’s social media page. All of a sudden you’re name is mud and people just don’t want to know you any more.

Society is becoming ever more fragmented right down to friend & family level..It’s come to a point where even suggesting to a friend about having a Full English breakfast can lead to an outbreak of war just because you like bacon and sausage!

“Good morning!”
“Fuck off and die you animal-murdering fascist!”

Nominated by Technocunt.