Once again the Met Police are being a bunch of useless cunts and backing down so that they don’t get repercussions/threats from all the Mohammed’s shouting “Jihad” in a very threatening manner on our streets.

There were calls to improve the laws to stop such threatening chants by the likes of Queer Steamer and our current sub-prime minister also – but this is all for nothing because apparently if you are a mudslime and want to threaten others on the streets you can go right ahead.

Other ethnicities can of course expect to be clamped-down by the full-force of the pigs. What a load of cunt. Expect Sharia law before the decade is out.

Belfast telegraph

Nominated by The Wizard’s Sleeve.

I hate Autumn. People bang on about how lovely autumn is, with its golden brown leaves, moderate temperatures and all that wishy-washy lovely sunsets/sunrises.

Well that’s all bollocks in reality! For me, autumn is all about things dying off and/or falling apart.

This summer for example, after returning from Denmark, I spent ages landscaping our back garden with gravel beds, a small patio area, flowers and plants along with a one or two other additions. All very pleasant of an evening sitting in the garden admiring one’s labours over a lager or glass of wine.

And then fucking autumn comes along and dumps shitloads of dead leaves, twigs, branches, the odd bin liner and other detritus that should land all over the garden due to the autumnal wind and rain. Thus turning my lovely garden into a messy shithole once again.

And then there’s the dark mornings/nights and the clocks going back an hour; drawing the curtains at 3pm and a noticeable drop in temperatures and the central heating back on again

Plus the constant reminders of Halloween, Bonfire night and of course Christmas. And as I recall when living in Brum a few years ago, you had sad cunts showing off their Christmas lights on the front of their houses despite only being October!

Plus Autumn is best mates with Winter – they’re both cunts of the highest order, but more so Autumn because its got a stupid spelling (Plus Americans call it The Fall. I mean, what’s all that about !?)

Nominated by Technocunt.

An open letter to Steve Coogan.

Dear Steve

I see that you’ve again been using your status as a *cough* ‘celebrity’ as a platform to give us all the benefit of your wit and wisdom.

It’s not all that long ago that you called Brexit supporters (all 17.4 million of us), ‘ignorant and ill-informed’, and we’re truly grateful to you, with your obviously superior knowledge and intellect, for showing us the error of our ways.

Now we’re honoured to receive your staggering political insight into the pitfalls of our constitutional monarchy. You point out that ‘most people who are into the Royal Family are flag-waving people and kind of idiots. I’m just not really keen on that type of people’. Once again, we thank you for your most valuable observations, delivered without a trace of condescension.

On behalf of the IsAC fraternity, and indeed on behalf of the vast majority of the population, I can only reiterate how privileged we are to be granted access to such a progressive mindset as yours. Long may we be regaled by the opinions of you and your fellow luvvies Emma, Stephen, Benedict et al, whether we actually want to or not.

Thanks a bunch, and regards

Ron

PS love the picture of you and your mate Jezza Corbyn. Bless.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
Apparently it has several meanings, so it’s confusing when a bunch of rag heads are chanting it on a Pro Palestinian demonstration.

Specifically there was a sub group, a fundamental Islamist mob Hizb ut-Tahir, now given that these cunts are bent on an Islamic state you could probably apply the Jihad chant to a ‘fight against the enemies of Islam’

Plod decided that it’s not an offence, fair enough, but with the numbers of cunts who are attending these demonstrations it makes you wonder how long it will be before they become more violent especially when Israel start the ground offensive.

Just wait for the ‘mostly peaceful’ statements to come out when a few hundred coppers are injured.

Diversity is our Strength.

Bbc news

Nominated by Sick of it.

Quick note for Miles and his Bob the builder aliases,No you can’t comment, your hate speech is not welcome now fuck off. C.A.

I don’t understand the draw of this shit. Watching someone who claims to have never watched a video of a certain music performer play and then critique it.

D’ya think you’re Simon Cowell or someone?
Nobody gives a fuck what you think about whoever is playing/singing/performing.

Either that or you get a guitar teacher, singer, etc. who starts talking about dynamics etc. and you feel like you’re 15 back in 1997 in a GCSE music lesson.

I’m not really sure what sort of service they think they are providing. For example, the guitarist Terry Allen Kath from Chicago (before they started doing 80s soft rock ballads). The people that will have heard of him are more than likely guitar nerds like me.

YouTube

Never heard of his band which looks like it consists of him and a drummer.

I don’t get what they are trying to achieve, unless it’s just a way to try and generate revenue from clicks/adds/subscribers or re-directing to patreon, but I believe that it’s become less and less lucrative for people to make money from youtube anyway and Google can now put adverts on channels and demonetise the content creator but still make money on the ads. That’s where this is all heading in the medium/long term.

While I’m on the subject, unboxing videos…..why??!!
Does anyone give a shit about what it looks like to unbox a pair of trainers/ipad/phone?

Nominated by: Harold