The Gravy Train

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Recently 129 MEPs  signed a letter to the great British public, asking us to reconsider our referendum decision, to prevent ‘an unfolding Brexit disaster’. Apparently they were ‘reluctant to intervene in (our) domestic politics’, but stuck their oar in anyway, because (and fucking get this) ‘Brexit is very different to the promises made by the Leave campaign nearly three years ago’. Can you believe the audacity of pointing the finger at the Leave campaign, in the light of the duplicity and cynicism displayed towards the 17.4m. ‘leave’ voters by both the EU and our own government during this period? It’s just breathtaking.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, the letter went on to say that a decision to stay would mean that (and get THIS!) ‘we would work with you to reform and improve the EU so that it works better in the interests of all citizens’. Talk about havin’ a larf. ‘Reform and improve’? When has this bloated, undemocratic plutocracy ever shown the slightest interest in reforming itself? I’d sooner believe that pigs, no, fucking elephants, can fly.

At least Parliament grew some balls and threw May’s bucket of shit deal into the Thames in mid January. There’s still time for more twists and turns in this interminable saga, but perhaps, just perhaps, we’ll truly be free from this rotting corpse of an organisation come March. In anticipation of that happy event I say to those MEPs; ‘get off the British gravy train and wave it goodbye, as it’s about to chug off around the bend and out of sight’.

To paraphrase John Lennon, ‘all you want is cash cash, cash is all you want’. Well start looking elsewhere for it, you cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee

50 thoughts on “The Gravy Train”

  1. Send the letter back and tell them they didn’t know what they were signing, they were lied to and things have changed since the letter was written and they can have a chance to reconsider.
    Then tell them to stick it up their arse and fuck off while they’re doing it.
    Piss taking cunts.

  2. A cunting of clarity, Sir. Unfortunately, the Establishment and these cunts will more than likely get their wish, one way or another.

    There are far too many quisling MP’s whose very oxygen depends upon the continuing membership to what is no more than a glorified gentleman’s club. The Brussels HQ is a hustling and bustling mass of MEPs hungry for that lucky ticket to the top table, where the likes of Verminhofstad, Tusk, Barnier and Kinnock, Van Rompey enjoy and have previously enjoyed the very finest for the paltry sum of some hot wind in exchange.

    We will put up a noble fight, but my money is on us coming out on 29th March, with some cunning plan for an almost immediate effective re-hash of May’s nonsense under the guise of a fresh post Brexit deal.

  3. The EU is nothing more than a shower of criminal shit, running a protection racket – legalised versions of the Kray twins. Do it or else.

    I agree they should be instructed to stick their letter up their collective arses, but not before it has been steeped in petrol.

  4. Sorry to go off piste, but I am a bit slow sometimes. I have just noticed that the Al JaBeeba Beeba no longer runs Crimewatch.

    I suspect this satisfies two liberal agendas. The Al Ja Beeba not wanting to over-represent those of a darker shade on the RAL chart and that of the police not wanting to go out and solve crime against the untermensche.

    Falling viewing figures my arsehole!

    • Well they aren’t in the business of catching those old fashioned, crime – committing criminals. Now it’s all about feeling the collars of meanies on twitter.

    • Thing is – their figures are falling through the floor. I read something at the weekend that said something like 900k had not renewed their tv license for the second year running. In a country of 70m people, that’s quite a bit deal.

  5. I blame James O’Shithead.
    For everything. Especially my insomnia.
    Cuuuuuunt.

    These wankstains really get on my tits. Do they think we’re so daft we really haven’t seen through their globalist greed dressed up as 1920s “scouting and guiding” ?

    Anna Sourberry is as rough as a badger’s arse.

    • You know that bit at the front of those large wooden sail ships, the kind we used to rule the waves with? Not sure what the boaty terminology is but I’d ram her arsehole with one of those.

      Rule Britannia, yer cunt!

    • Did someone mention Lord O’Haw Haw?

      🕺”Germany calling, Germany calling…”

  6. I’d love to see the look on their faces if – after interference we don’t leave before the next EU Elections – all 129 of the cunts are replaced with UKIP representatives!

    Enjoy that gravy you cunts!

  7. Reform and improve if you stay with us? That sounds like like the East German government promising true socialism if the people gave them another chance in ’89. One can only hope this is the last desperate cry of the EU before it’s collapse.

  8. I have been watching a programme about the EU (BBC2, Mondays I think). One thing is very clear. The EU don’t make much of democracy, Germany calls the shots (with France creeping round them) and it is bloated beyond belief.
    MEPs serve no purpose whatsoever except to line their pockets and perpetuate the gravy train.

  9. Excellent cunting RK! I had actually missed that letter, thanks for posting.

    Reading it in full, it really does smack of desperation. Phrases like “will be harmful for both Britain and Europe” and “Brexit will weaken all of us” really get to the heart of the matter – they’re shitting themselves that we are going to make a go of it and the whole house of cards will start to wobble.

    It doesn’t take much to get my 85 year old mother’s piss up to temp (it’s always hovering around 95-98C with one thing or another) but one issue which is guaranteed to superheat it to power generation levels is addressed in the letter.

    ” together we can build a stronger Europe.”

    Britain voted to join (1973) and remain in (1975) the European ECONOMIC Community NOT some version of a United States of Europe.

    The Single Market was established at the end of 1992 and introduced 280 pieces of legislation in which we, the public, had no say.

    If there’s ever a case of being “misled”, I think membership of the EU beats the “Boris Bus” hands down.

    • Thanks TS. I think it’s now clear that political elites ALWAYS connived insidiously at the creation of a USE. They had to do it slowly and incrementally, in the hope that ordinary punters wouldn’t cotton on. Now it’s too obvious to hide and more and more people don’t go for it. the cunts have been rumbled, and the cracks are appearing.

  10. I liken this situation to having abusive parents, for years you’re down trodden and kept under control by a mother and father who beat you and feed you just enough scraps to keep you going. Until one day, you realise you’re bigger than that piece of shit dad and finally stand up for yourself. The look you get in return is of disbelief. How dare we stand up to the EU bullies and say ‘fuck you’! They give all the usual spiel, “you won’t last two minutes on your own”, “we cared for you, and this is how you repay us”? But you know, however hard it will be on your own, it’ll be a shit load better than being dictated to and controlled by shit heels, who made you think that their way is the only way and there is nothing better. In the words of those rich, arrogant bastards on dragons den, “I’m out”!

  11. ‘Reform and improve’ =’lipstick on a pig’. It’s Blair’s mantra, too.
    And what a tacit admission that the EU’s fucked!
    The fact is that the system is so structured that one country’s MEP’s cannot possibly improve it. That requires the support of precisely the same people who insist that our sovereignty is erased. The last two years have shown us how likely that is.

    I am saddened to think that our snouts at the EU trough will receive fat pensions, inevitably paid for by us, when we go. And will have established lucrative directorships and consultancies through their EU contacts to supplement these. It’s probably worth it, though.

    • If we stayed in, there would be ZILCH chance of any feckin improvement.

      Verminhofstadt-Goebbels and Druncker-Heydrich would just be ranting on about “massive victory for common sense”…&c. &c.

      Then full steam ahead on what the bastards always planned – EUSSR.

    • Can’t get gravy out of my head now.

      Off to the chippy for lunch to satisfy the urge.

      Thanks Mr Plastic.

      Goodbye for now.

    • Forde is a smug, middle class wanker who worships at the arsehole of Blair. As an adolescent he fell hopelessly in love with his hero and has never got over it. Rather like some cunt who worshipped Bardot in the 60’s and still jizzes over pictures of her saggy, wrinkled old face.

  14. Move along now. Nothing new to see here. Just another bunch of parasites who claim to represent us. They don’t of course. They are solely concerned with remaining on the gravy train and waffle about reforming and improving is merely that, waffle. If they secure their tenures as our leaders and betters (their mindset not mine) then you can kiss improvement and reform goodbye. They will be too busy dedicating their efforts to consolidating and increasing their already obscene salaries and benefits and generally improving their already comfortable lot. Working with you? What you’re going to consult me about improvement and reform? As Ron says and fucking elephants can fly (good cunting Ron). As a footnote my MP, another dissembling cunt, has a “survey* up on his website that pretends to seek the views of his constituents on the handling of Brexit by the Tories. What it really does is provide him with the odds of his re-election so the cunt can start planning his alternative “career’ well before 2022,if not sooner. What is really offensive about every last one of these cunts be they domestic or EU is their presumption that we are all blind, deaf and stupid and we have paid no attention to political developments over the past two and a half years. Fuck off to hell all of you.

  15. I always suspected the EU overlords were cunts but had no idea just how deep their cuntery lies. Maybe I was naive. I didn’t vote in the referendum because all I knew for certain was that both sides were lieing. Not so now, I’m first in line to leave.

    • ‘Leave’ in general have been pretty quiet of late as they realise that the ‘Remain’ hysteria is doing their job for them.

  16. A pointless letter. Most of these parasites will probably be kicked out later this year. Populist parties are set for a huge surge into the euro parliament this year.

    Weird how remainers i know seem to think parliament votes in the interests of nations. They vote as blocks of similar parties. Hopefully the varied populists can come together and fuck up Juncker’s train set.

    • Precisely – the only cunts calling for a “people’s vote” are the toys out the pram brigade who lost the “people’s vote” in 2016.

      • Afternoon RTC.
        That bog eyed Polak should of stuck with plumbing or patios like the rest of his fuckin Tribe.
        Anyone that wants to remain must surely see now what this bunch of arrogant Politburo federalist cunts are about ?

      • Unfortunately not everyone is blessed as we are with the qualities of common sense, independent thought, national pride and a triple digit IQ.

        Those with lower that average IQ’s (thick cunts) tend to believe everything they are told, including Project Fear, the lies from our own Pro EU government and their “impartial advisors”.

        I truly cannot believe that cares about this country try would want to continue to be run and controlled by the fucking cunts otherwise known as the EU.

        Donald Duck Tusk. Who the fuck does he think he is? An odious unelected, personality bypassed overpaid insignificant lisping prick.

        Do get the feeling the EU are getting desperate. What I hope for is that they come back with an improved offer and we tell them to FUCK OFF.

        But we all know that’s not going to happen.

      • Afternoon Fenton, afternoon Willie.

        Yes, the nice cuddly benevolent EU is looking more and more malevolent by the day. As Willie says, it’s a sign of desperation… the thought of that £39 billion ransom slipping through their profligate fingers is unnerving them.

        Yet May has already signalled she’s ready to roll over again!

        And the EU’s “insurance policy” backstop, designed to “insure” we are trapped in the Customs Union until in their beneficence they allow us (the 5th largest economy in the world) to leave and pursue trade deals with the rest of the world which could be never, cos why would the 4th Reich want an independent UK competing against them on the world market?

        Not a penny would I give them, at least not until we’ve secured a mutually advantageous trade deal.

        Backstop? £39 billion? Get fucked.

    • Indeed they are, OC. Must admit to having a quiet chuckle yesterday when I heard about Vince cable’s desperate attempts to create a ‘Block Brexit’ party. Tell me, Mr C, are you not the leader of the Liberal Democrats? Will of the people and that…

  19. Reform this institution from within? Isn’t that what the likes of Lord Kinnock and Lord Prescott have done in the House of Cunts?
    I suspect the results would be the same in the EU

    • The idea that this bloated monstrosity could or would ever reform itself is the biggest laugh of all time in my book FC. I think more and more people every day are coming to realise that.

  21. I was very shocked at Mr. Tusk’s comments. It is even worse than we thought – the EU decides who goes to hell !!!!!!!!

    • A place where james O’Shitehead is on 24/7, and da wimminz all look like Cheroot B Liar or the Flabbott

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