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BT

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BT corporation …is a cunt.

Have an ex-directory number a caller preference, but still get nuisance calls. Complain and no joy, HOWEVER, we (BT) can sell you a nuisance call blocker phone for 50 quid or a quad set for 100 quid which will block up to 100% of nuisance calls. So;

They have the technology, or have they?

You have to enter a full contact list? Life just keeps getting shorter.

Up to 100% = 0.0 x 10∞% to 100%. Crafty piss poor math cunts.

They make money from theses nuisance calls.

BT you is a CUNT!

Nominated by: King Cnut

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Dog The Bounty Hunter

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Duane 'Dog' Chapman in his office in Honolulu, Hawaii, America - 10 Jul 2006

I nominate the yanky shitstain ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ who by his own admission via his website state 70% of the people he’s caught has been accomplished by other yanky cowards dobbing them in. What a long haired, muscle-bound guud ole boi.

Double cunt, twat and fanny stabberrr.

Nuthin but an ex-con, born again gowd bother ma lord. Smote him and his slut wife. Now take all that yanky dollar he gowt fur his troubles then he can git a decent haircut. Ahrmen.

Nominated by: Donkey Kongs Balls

Anyone whose real name is Duane can’t be that hard…

Golf [2]

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I’ve lost all interest in golf (not that I ever really had any…) since, when I was a kid, I was out walking on the local GC with my Dad, and got bawled out by some old… fuck only knows… a monstrous THING in a tweedy skirt, apparently I’d kicked “its” ball out of the way…

As my Dad said, we were walking in the rough, so the thing must have been a fairly crap shot. I still wonder if it was a so-called “Lady golfer”, or maybe just a rather unpleasant-looking tv… (Lady golfers normally seem to wear trizers like Rupert the Bear’s).

And didn’t that red-head splosher, formerly married to the paedo-Andrew, live on the edge of a golf course? Did that make her the 20th hole, or the 21st…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

Rap

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Rap is truly evil music. It should be banned outright for the problems it causes. If you need to sample a real song from a real musician to form lame beats, then it isn’t music.

Bunch or stringed together swears and the repeat use of the word nigger. A word whites are supposed to be guilty about for some mongy reason. Bloody Mong music simple as that.

Nominated by: Titslapper

It’s not music, it’s fucking shit brown noise with primary school poetry peppered with profanities.
Speaking of which, it’s fucking shit.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

..and Des Lynam doesn’t like it either :