Sir Jonathan Penn

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I’m surprised that Sir Jonathan Penn isn’t cunted yet. His real name is John Pennell but he also uses in his latest motor dealer scam the name of John Penn, what a cunt.

His latest venture/scam is SOURCINGROUP.co.uk but he’s been a director of over 200 companies.

If you google his titled name you will see photos of the cunt looking like a pirate in articles about the arson on his Jaguar on his driveway. What a cunt.

He’s served time for gbh, fraud and bestiality.

He’s ripped people off for hundreds of thousands of pounds

His latest websites are Mafiosa and champagne and caviar and Sourcing Group. What a cunt.

He was taken to court by Max Clifford for not paying his bill to the paedo pr man and turned up in court in a wig of memorable style. What a cunt

Nominated by: Steve McQueen

Dead Pool [31]

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At fucking last! We have a winner for the longest running Dead Pool I can remember!

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former OSCAR & BAFTA winning cinematographer Douglas Slocombe, known for his work on no less than three Indiana Jones films. Well done, Shaun. That’s another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (had to get that one in!)

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 31. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Oh, and I already bagged Paul Daniels 😉

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Britain Stronger in Europe

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Project Fear has been rolled out again with the lies and spin being put out by arch cunt Stuart Rose over at ‘Britain Stronger in Europe’

And if that’s not enough, the cheeky cunts have the audacity to send out unsolicited emails explaining how important the decision will be and how it’s even more important that we donate £10 (or more) to the fighting fund to keep the UK in the rotten cuntfest that is the Fourth Reich.

The bastards in the Reich get £1.91 a day off me already through my taxes and now BSE want me to give them money so they can carry on taking more money off me.

It’s a monumental piss take. I want my £1.91 back!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sir Ian Gilmore

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I am aghast that ‘Professor’ Sir Ian Gilmore has yet to be cunted.

This first rate turd gurgler is all over the news this morning crowing about how Alcohol Health Alliance has lobbied the government and those other ‘arse for sale’, thieving, lazy BMA pricks into lowering the recommended alcohol consumption to 14 units per week for men and women.

Lets start off on the right footing, have these cunts ever provided any real, factual hard evidence of how the ‘unit’ level of alcohol was defined and measure? I mean, it should be very similar to calculating the molar mass and therefore strength of acids, alkalis and other gases/elements right?

WRONG. These Doctor cunts sat around a table and made this shit up. They pulled these values from there collective arses as an attempt at curbing the free will of the people to do whatever the fuck they please. The principle problem is the NHS, moaning that alcohol related illness costs it too much money. If we did away with the NHS and made people take responsibility for their own actions and ultimately the cost of doing so then these illiberal cock smokers would be voting the other way, more booze to bring in more punters…

The ‘pants on fire’ accusation won’t stand up in court, but then again the equally childish and pathetic ‘because we said so’ defence is not viable either.

And all because of a 1% risk in increase of Alcohol related cancers. You scare mongering, enemy of freedom, communist cunt.

Nominated by: The Captain

The Voice

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Any talent show is rooted in cuntitude and many may think that not having Simon Cuntowel would give it more credibility but lets examine the facts. It took them 3 fucking years to realise Tom Jones wasn’t cool after all and name dropping Elvis was his sole remaining talent. Jessie J and Rita Ora were window dressing but this season they have got the cuntmaster general Boy (crabby old cunt) George out of his dungeon to drool over window cleaners and washed up cunts of yesteryear.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit