Dead Pool [31]


At fucking last! We have a winner for the longest running Dead Pool I can remember!

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former OSCAR & BAFTA winning cinematographer Douglas Slocombe, known for his work on no less than three Indiana Jones films. Well done, Shaun. That’s another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (had to get that one in!)

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 31. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Oh, and I already bagged Paul Daniels 😉

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

106 thoughts on “Dead Pool [31]

  1. Another old mate bites the dust. Capt Eric “Winkle” Brown whom I first met in the early ’40s while involved in the Canadian show fought the good fight until the last. Flew more sorties than the rest orf us put together. Chaps called him “Winkle” on account orf being a little cunt but for those orf us in the know it was actually doine to his tiny todger.

    • Yeah – spotted that in the Telegraph earlier too, Limpers. I always like to read the obituaries because it keeps me in touch with me friends…

  2. Adam hills
    Rolf Harris
    Cardinal George pell
    Rupert Murdoch
    German Greer

    Hills for being the softest Aussi cunt in England ( makes me look bad)
    Harris just because
    Pell professional cunt
    Murdoch just because the world would be a better place without that cunt
    And Greer professional cunt

    • Hi Rick. Sorry about the first comment moderation crap but we’ve had some right trolling cunts on here lately. I’ve released all your comments.

      Afraid you can’t have Murdoch or Harris. Being utter cunts they’ve been grabbed already! You get two more goes and the other three have been added to the pool.

      Welcome to the fun!

  3. Cant see that my last posting has shown up so I am doing it again. Can I have

    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
    cliff mitchlemore
    Do Muoi
    Martin Crowe
    Joost van der Westhuizen

    • Hopefully Backburn will top himself just like that 15yr old girl did after he allegedly shagged her.

      • I read the Smith report (where Blackburni is referred to as ‘A7’) last night, Fred… Obviously a slippery character, and also guilty as fuck… I also recall Blackburn on one of those 60s nostalgia TV shows, where he bragged about how his ‘casting couch’ was a great way to ‘get the girls (note he did not say ‘women’)…’ I am also sure he mentioned teenage conquests too… This was around the late 90s (and before the Savile shitstorm), so nobody was really arsed… But when one looks at it now (basically ‘I’ll get you on TOTP, you give me one’) it shows what a slimy cunt he was…No wonder Tessa left the cunt…

  4. I’l swap Yoko Ono for Frank O’ Farrell., please, Dio.. Just something I heard today…

    So now mine are

    Tommy Docherty
    Yoko Ono
    Vivean Gray
    Ennio Morricone
    Geoffrey Bayldon


  5. Tony Blair is in Bahrain, on his way to Abu Dhabi. Sooner or later someone’s going to beat the security we pay to fly round the world with him (and guard his residences). Worth a punt on the cunt.

    • Oh please… He’s right up there, so far up his own fucking arse, don’t care who gets him now. The world’ll be a slightly less toxic place without this deluded cunt-vermin. And please take out that bootbag Cherie as well (kebabbed, on a bloody big skewer)

    • bloody shite he keeps bagging these young fuckers too I’m starting to think he’s the grim reaper hahaha. unless he’s been tracking his cancer diagnose from a few years back

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