Dead Pool [31]

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At fucking last! We have a winner for the longest running Dead Pool I can remember!

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former OSCAR & BAFTA winning cinematographer Douglas Slocombe, known for his work on no less than three Indiana Jones films. Well done, Shaun. That’s another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (had to get that one in!)

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 31. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Oh, and I already bagged Paul Daniels 😉

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

106 thoughts on “Dead Pool [31]”

  1. The Dead Pool is reset, and here’s my five

    Herman Wouk
    Joao Havelange
    Kirk Douglas
    Paul Daniels
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    (Told you I’d get in first with Paul Daniels!)

  7. Colin Dexter
    John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Hal Holbrook
    Ron Jeremy
    (Projected cause of death, injuries sustained by slipping in a puddle of his own jitler. The fat little cunt)

  9. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Ennio Morricone
    Vivean Gray (Mrs Mangel)
    Geoffrey Bayldon (Crowman/Catweazle)

  10. Here a re my Dead Pool predictions:

    Gordon Banks
    Jim Bowen
    Bernie Eccleston
    Paul Gascoigne
    Fidel Castro

  11. Duke of Kent. Doreen Mantle. Tony Bennett. Julie Walters. Rose West. Sorry about format Dio, posting on phone.

  12. Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)
    Chuck Berry (May he Get Cancer of his Ding A Ling)
    I removed Barack Hussein Obummer for Chuck BTW isn’t cunting a soon to be dead bloke against the rules or no?

      • Oh Ok didn’t know how bagging people with announced cancer worked I always assumed it was against the rules.
        So as long as they are not in the hospital example ICU it’all right to bag a person? just wondering

      • Exactly, soon to be dead ain’t dead yet! Otherwise matey who picked Pavel would have had his nomination cancelled as Pavel was put in an induced coma after a cardiac arrest left him not breathing unaided for 20 minutes so was technically brain dead and then on a life support machine for 9 days until doctors unplugged the cunt hence his demise.

      • Surely the only qualification other than not picking the worlds oldest man or woman is that they are breathing when nominated famous and that their death is announced on some news outlet?I mean anyone we pick could already be in an induced coma and due to medical confidentiality we could well be none the wiser!

      • Actually I was just fucking about nominating Paul Daniels. I don’t there’s a cat in hell’s chance of him pegging out any time soon.
        Didn’t Wilko Johnson have an inoperable tumour? And look at him now!

      • Well you picked Zsa Zsa and she has been virtually brain dead for years!:P Just because you are told someone is dying doesn`t mean they won`t outlive the prognosis.I used to work with a lady who has now been battling cancer for 18 years (on and off but 4 times in total) and was recently told the treatment is keeping the tumors at bay quite nicely for now.

  13. Donald Trump
    Bernie Sanders
    Robert Mugabe
    Tom Courtenay
    John Kerry

    repeated with comments so you don’t have to piss about when you cut and paste into your spreadsheet
    Donald Trump (GOP establishment will have him)
    Bernie Sanders (Democrat establishment will have him)
    Robert Mugabe (surely someone will kill this cunt)
    Tom Courtenay (I can’t recollect him dying in any films)
    John Kerry (getting too pally with Russia)

    • Tom Courtenay’s character gets shot by the Gestapo in the 1965 war film “Operation Crossbow” (It was on TV late the other night, for about the sixth time this month) Coincidentally the TV Licence reminder arrived the next morning… cunts.

  14. Iain Duncan Smith
    Katie Hopkins
    Kirstie Allslopp
    Keith Vaz-ectomy
    Joanna Lumley

    (IDS for obvious reasons; Hopkins – postoperatively after abortive surgery to implant a half-decent personality; Allslopp for obvious reasons; Vaz – well, I lived in Leicester once, and he was an irritating gobshite even then; finally that plastic-arsed officers’ groundsheet – disgrace to the regiment)

  15. 1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Michel Platini
    3/ Jerome Valcke
    4/ Jack Warner
    5/ Chuck Blazer

    Dioclese, you said in the previous Dead Pool that organisations like FIFA cannot die. Does that mean the NSDAP still exists in Germany?

  19. I’ll have the usual please kind sir.

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  23. Sorry just noticed Mugabe & Bush are taken so can I have Jean, Grand Duke of Luxembourg & Do Muoi (Old Vietnamese Prime Minister)

  24. I’ll have a go with these please

    Dobri Dobrev
    Windsor Davies
    Derek Hatton
    Eddie Large
    Penny Rimbaud

    Thanks

    • Jeb Bush absolute cunt why would anybody vote for him after his brother george. He also looks retarded or possibly autistic. 3 poofs surf guitar legend and bellend brother of george w bush well done mate.

      • I agree, In my opinion Trump is the most refreshing politician/candidate I’ve seen since Enoch Powell. I don’t really understand the hate he gets(actually I do but It would take 20 minutes of my time to explain it). I like him because he’s anti-PC ,anti-liberal and anti-immgration plus he truly loves america(some of the other candidates are actually anti-american and liberal as fuck).

        Sanders is a bellend socialist with communist leanings same with Hilary “Hildabeast” Cunton. Clinton is a traitor to her own country and a corrupt bitch who should of been in prison . These YCSTT videos are bloody great https://youtu.be/JY4Ct-eRoB0 check them out if you like

      • Yeah, Trump is refreshing, but most of his policies are just basic common sense. They just look extreme because we’ve got used to the liberals running things for so long. Cut down immigration, deport illegals, and run America like a business. Doesn’t seem radical to me.
        You Can’t Stump The Trump!
        Marco Rubio is also a cunt.

      • I like the fact that Trump is standing up against the liberals and the Republican establishment but I do question how strong his convictions actually are.I can never tell with him how much is said for effect and how much genuine his oration is.

      • @Shaunofthedead69 “but I do question how strong his convictions actually are.I can never tell with him how much is said for effect and how much genuine his oration is.” Well all politicians are liars but he seems genuine about his promises all I know he’s the last hope for cuckolded america. I agree but he’s still the strongest candidate out of all them , most likeable as well. Put it this way mate he couldn’t be as worse as the last 4 presidents obama, bush,clinton ,bush sr thats for bloody sure

  28. My wish list –

    1) Clive Anderson
    2) Lily Allen
    3) Keith Allen
    4) Ruggero Deodato
    5) Sue Perkins.

    With thanks.

  29. Little Richard
    Chuck Berry
    Debbie Reynolds
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Brigit Bardot ( I know fucking good one eh 😉 )

  30. Billy Connolly
    Walter Trout
    Ray Reardon
    Frank Bough
    Pauline Cafferky …. Hurry up too. Costing us all a fucking fortune, the cunt

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