At fucking last! We have a winner for the longest running Dead Pool I can remember!
Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 who bags his third Dead Pool title by bagging former OSCAR & BAFTA winning cinematographer Douglas Slocombe, known for his work on no less than three Indiana Jones films. Well done, Shaun. That’s another one towards the target of five held by Dioclese (had to get that one in!)
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 31. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!
Oh, and I already bagged Paul Daniels 😉
Here’s the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Another old mate bites the dust. Capt Eric “Winkle” Brown whom I first met in the early ’40s while involved in the Canadian show fought the good fight until the last. Flew more sorties than the rest orf us put together. Chaps called him “Winkle” on account orf being a little cunt but for those orf us in the know it was actually doine to his tiny todger.
Yeah – spotted that in the Telegraph earlier too, Limpers. I always like to read the obituaries because it keeps me in touch with me friends…
Cardinal George pell
Hills for being the softest Aussi cunt in England ( makes me look bad)
Harris just because
Pell professional cunt
Murdoch just because the world would be a better place without that cunt
And Greer professional cunt
Hi Rick. Sorry about the first comment moderation crap but we’ve had some right trolling cunts on here lately. I’ve released all your comments.
Afraid you can’t have Murdoch or Harris. Being utter cunts they’ve been grabbed already! You get two more goes and the other three have been added to the pool.
Welcome to the fun!
“Welcome to the fun!” Hahaha more like welcome to the funhouse, house of fun 🙂 https://youtu.be/GJ2X9SANsME
Thanks Great song haven’t heard it for years
No problem its a fun song great maybe definitely not a classic but its describes this blog well lol
Madness were great… In the mould of The Kinks and Small Faces, they were a good English band writing about English life… Now it’s all yankyfied crap and there are no bands like them any more…
I’ll need to think a while I live in Aus so it takes a while to seperate out someone in England we’ve got to many proper cunts hear I’d pick Steve Irwin but its to late think I’ll have Shane Warne and Clive (no to easy) um Peter Andre glad you’ve got that sad cunt
Heard an old Aussie track I hadn’t heard for years on the radio this morning… ‘Waiting For A Train’ by Flash And the Pan, featuring George Young (brother of Angus and Malcoml)… I think Angus does the guitar part and appears in the video…
Cant see that my last posting has shown up so I am doing it again. Can I have
Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg
Joost van der Westhuizen
I can see it, Debo…
Already added them to the list. Yesterday I believe it was?
You are a star as always
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/32680286 :Martin Crowe dead.Well picked Debo!
I’ll check and reset later. Out and about at the moment…
fun fact hes related to russell crowe quite a decent actor in a sea of shite actors
Hopefully Backburn will top himself just like that 15yr old girl did after he allegedly shagged her.
I read the Smith report (where Blackburni is referred to as ‘A7’) last night, Fred… Obviously a slippery character, and also guilty as fuck… I also recall Blackburn on one of those 60s nostalgia TV shows, where he bragged about how his ‘casting couch’ was a great way to ‘get the girls (note he did not say ‘women’)…’ I am also sure he mentioned teenage conquests too… This was around the late 90s (and before the Savile shitstorm), so nobody was really arsed… But when one looks at it now (basically ‘I’ll get you on TOTP, you give me one’) it shows what a slimy cunt he was…No wonder Tessa left the cunt…
can i have ant & dec as one and add Eddy iZZARD?
Barry Gibb (The Bee Gee)
I’ll let you have June Brown on the basis that Dot Cotton doesn’t exist…
I’l swap Yoko Ono for Frank O’ Farrell., please, Dio.. Just something I heard today…
So now mine are
Yoko Ono what a dumb bint remember the time she embarrassed John infront of Johns Idol Chuck Berry? https://youtu.be/h9kgu71d81U check out chucks face at 1:20 hahaha he looks so pissed she picks up the mic to do it again at 2:18 but the sound guy cuts it off lol lennon would still be alive if he continued dating May Pang which was Yoko’s idea in the 1st place FFS bloody idiot
Father Jack is dead…. Oh feck…
Some of his best bits:
Father Ted (Frank Kelly) RIF Rest in Feck you ol’ irish dirty bastard of a cunt.
If I turn into father Jack when I am old I would be pretty content!
Tony Blair is in Bahrain, on his way to Abu Dhabi. Sooner or later someone’s going to beat the security we pay to fly round the world with him (and guard his residences). Worth a punt on the cunt.
Oh please… He’s right up there, so far up his own fucking arse, don’t care who gets him now. The world’ll be a slightly less toxic place without this deluded cunt-vermin. And please take out that bootbag Cherie as well (kebabbed, on a bloody big skewer)
Martin Crowe has died!Is that Debo`s hat trick ?
bloody shite he keeps bagging these young fuckers too I’m starting to think he’s the grim reaper hahaha. unless he’s been tracking his cancer diagnose from a few years back
Nice one again, Debo…