and their ‘Whoosh’ are cunts.
The Mrs is usually a self sufficient type. Goes out and does things herself.
However, the other day she had a rare headache and decided to order some paracetamol and a couple of other things on the Tesco Whoosh thing.
Anyroad, the stuff arrives. But it’s some ethnic personage who talks Waka Waka.
He asks the old lady for her passport, otherwise she won’t get the tablets (and the oranges, milk and bread she also ordered). I was not standing for that, and I read their own rules out to this jobsworth pillock…
‘Tesco legally requires customers to be at least 16 years old to buy paracetamol. Under their “Think 25” policy, delivery drivers are required to ask for photo ID for any age-restricted or medicinal item if the recipient appears under 25.’
Well, as in fine physical condition as Mrs Norman is, she is 46 years of age. And – no offence to my beloved – she does not look either 16 or 25. She is a mature beautiful woman, and obviously no kid or Gen Z. The knobhead wasn’t having it ‘De App sez ya got to have eye dee!’ I told her she was wasting her time, so I told him to stick it. It was a matter of principle. ID on your own doorstep? For fucking Paracetamol?! Nobody takes the piss out of my wife. Needless to say, neither of us will be using this dreadful tinpot service again. And, I dare say our written and phoned complaints will disappear into the ether with the ones made by other customers. More disgruntled ex- customers in the link….
Nominated by Norman.
Tesco are big time into promoting Transbumming so all the missus needed to do was say she identified as a 63 year old male child rapist and they’d have given her the keys to the van
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There is a thread on another site (Arrse) I look at called Tesco – Next down the pan? It is worth having a read. Their share price is about half of what it was 20 years ago. Aldi and Lidle have taken chunks out of their business.
I was in Tesco last night about 6.30ish. It was like I imagine being in Moscow or Venezuela or Cuba or somewhere, half the shelves were empty.
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Mrs Odin used to be a manager for Tesco and also the store’s union rep.
When she goes shopping, she gets chatting to her old staff members and they have confirmed that the shelves are sparsely populated due to Tesco not being willing to pay people to fill them.
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Our local tesco has a blaque security guard at the door. Something the nearby Co-Op doesn’t seem to need. An expensive additional cost.
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This old cunt is still getting up off one’s arse and going shopping for myself. Until I’m incapable obviously.
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That way you can get precisely what you want and all kinds of knock down bargain’s the door to door won’t provide. You can also eat whatever you want when feeling peckish at the time, so long as you get rid of the evidence before getting to the till where you have a joke with the lady members of staff.
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Never used it, doubt I ever will
Ethnic on your doorstep, how dare Tesco send a non white British chap, standards have slipped beyond repair.
I suppose in the defence of the ethnic he probably as no idea how to age women haven’t never had anything older than a schoolgirl
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I never have anything delivered as I don’t want these dodgy cunts on my property. Years ago, I had something delivered, it was far worse English than this halfwit. Romanian. I believe, and I had the hosepipe. out in case they remained before the gates closed.
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Tesco needs to sort itself out a bit smartish, because the traditional supermarket big boys have got virtually fuck all different to offer from the likes of Lidl, apart from deliveries.
If they can’t get that right, they’ll be fucked.
Although, I must say, I’ve got little sympathy for most of the usual suspects.
Tesco and Sainsburys aligning themselves with LGBT and trans bollocks and ASDA is simply a refuge for chavs, park keys and pavement apes.
And they’ve worked for years on the principle of the public wants what the public gets.
Massive stores offering fuck all choice with over priced, poor quality meat being their benchmark.
Fuck ‘em.
Let them fuck up and go to the wall.
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Sadly Tesco, The Lady Porter Memorial Store, have got like other big high street chains, most notably Marks & Spencer and Boots and think they are so big and important that they are doing a favour in serving the Proletariat. There are money grubbing bastards who have done so many honest small one man businesses out of the high street because they want to meddle in everything.
I suspect it will be Morrissons who go before Tesco though, and they deserve to, if only because of those bloody awful back to 1958 jingles they use.
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Norman, that link isn’t for Tesco’s Trust Pilot page. Must make the computer accessories shop sorry that they decided to call themselves Whoosh 🤣
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Think I’ve already mentioned. The only thing I get delivered is all my medication from Boots. Which besides all tablets is the Fortisip drinks that a months supply amount to a lot of money.
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Thanks Norman for choosing something we all like talking about, other than politics that gets our goat.
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Waitrose are another bunch of appeasing cunts. After many years they are now renaming their feminine hygiene section, because the word “feminine” isn’t inclusive on account of the fact that male incontinence products are stocked in the same section.
Fuck me, have a section amongst the mens shaving shite and deodorants for that crap.
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Not entirely accurate to single out Tesco I feel. They are operating in the same atmosphere and under the same legal constraints as all the other retailers, big and small. We have stuff delivered regularly from on line retailers for reasons of availability and price. The people who arrive with whatever are always foreign types, some with almost no English. I can only think the British guys prefer life on benefits. I always have to produce ID for anything alcoholic or pharmaceutical. Now I may be in reasonable nick for a 75 year old, though I noticed recently that I sometimes climb stairs one step at a time now, but I think I’d struggle to convince anyone I am under 18.
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Avoid Tesco and other supermarkets. They employ foreigners, cater to foreigners, are owned by foreigners and people who prefer foreigners, exploit people for their own huge profits, sell cheap, poisonous crap and are generally involved in the ruination of this country.
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All supermarkets will only sell what’s flying from the shelves, except Waitrose who love showing off.
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Tesco offer savings on all sorts of processed shit ie crisps, biscuits, cake and confectionery. Then have the fucking cheek to say they promote healthy eating.
Never have anything delivered that you mean to ingest. The dirty delivery cunts hate you and get their laughs from spreading meningitis. I remember when chaps would have their porno mags delivered by the Royal Mail under cover of plain brown paper. Nowadays they would arrive under a cover of darquie jizz.
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Ha ha, nearly spat my pint out!
Of beer, before anyone asks
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i havent got a passport so not allowed to shop at Tesco.
which suits me fine.
They arent fit to lick Aldis boots.
Besides i like to go in the store myself.
shoplifting.
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I heartily concur with this nomination.
The casual fashion of foreign delivery drivers asking for your name and/or proof of identity on your own doorstep has me on my guard.
Few months back I bought some hair clippers online and the funny looking Arab who fetched them wanted my date of birth..
Me being me I just refused and told him to choose:give me the order I’d paid for or fuck off with it.
“Take your pick”I believe my words were.
He handed the box over and fucked off.
Invariably,having a wife and daughters,there are quite a few items delivered by objectionable persons bringing dresses etc,sometimes the delivery wóg will ask for my name..
“Heinrich Himmler” is my favourite response.
How I laugh as Mrs Terry curses the ground I walk on.
Bloody Good Show.
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Uncle T, just reciprocate and ask to see the delivery drivers ID.
Cheeky cunts.
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Given the dubious recruitment practices in the delivery industry, I suspect this request could generate an awkward response, followed by: “uncle Ahmed using today”.
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Tesco can shove their “Woosh” up their LGBTQ+arse
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Whoosh ! They can’t get to your door quick enough to get rid of rotting fruit and anything from the delicatessen before it also begins to pong. I’ve never used the service, but I imagine everything will cost top whack.
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Here I go again. Where I live all the supermarket staff are of our kind and can understand what’s being said when having a laugh, or being serious.
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Use Tesco for my prescription they are far better than boots who were always ages in getting it ready and half the time never texted too say it was ready … apart from that I usually shop at Aldi now …far better wine selection at decent prices 🍷 bottoms up,chin chin must whoooosh 😩
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Thats pretty rich, being asked for a gander at your passport, by some foreigner who chucked his in the channel before rocking up here.
Whoosh.. that’s the speed of price rises in supermarkets every week.. chiselling scum.
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Ps,has anyone ever seen Andy Burnham and Sue perkins in the same room?
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It’s got to something, when my wife is dictated to on our own doorstep, about her own money, questioning her honesty. And all by a fucking minimum wage pavement ape.
Only if a customer looks possibly under the age of 25 is ID needed. Fucking black fucking thick as pigshit fucking cunt.
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Apparently it’s the same with alcohol Norman. So if the Tesco delivery driver suspects that I am pissed, when he or she turns up on time, 1/2 way through my World Cup footie match, they are in their rights to refuse to give it to me. How’s that for customer satisfaction?
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I have never used Tesco delivery and don’t think I have stepped foot inside a store for about 25 years.
Morrisons is the big store round here and they are pretty good. One time my old dear had a delivery and they didn’t bring any milk, the driver was apologetic and came back around with a couple of 4 pinters once his shift had finished off his own back.
All the drivers are reassuringly white British and the only ones you see that aren’t are the delivery sand n*ggers dropping off peoples Amazon crap.
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Usually we go to the big Morrisons in Whitefield. It was the first and only time the old lady used that Tesco bollocks. She assures me she won’t use them again.
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That’s sounds more like it.
British people just getting on with it.
Alas,it’s safe to assume your local Morrisons together with your non diverse delivery chap,are very likely involved in a Far Right conspiracy to topple the forthcoming Burnham govt nobody wants and certainly never voted for.
All Hail The Great Leader!
In the pet food Isle.
Cunts.
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Whoosh!….and my phone is an illiterate foreign cunt.
Aisle ffs.
God Save The Queen.
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Hadn’t you heard Unk? He failed. She died. Mrs Brain at the age of twelve prayed to him to save her father. He failed there as well.
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You have white British delivery drivers LL? Good lord, in which region of the UK do you reside?
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Lincolnshire, arfur.
Only the supermarket home deliveries I should add, the others are like the rest of the country, Euro gypos and every shade of brown.
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Having no credit cards in my name, only yesterday I was stopped from buying an “extreamely dangerous” Flymo blade by eBay, as I could not prove to them I am over 18. Funny thing was after doing a Google search, I ended up buying six of what I wanted at a giveaway price from the same seller, no questions asked.
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OT. Funny, because of the World Cup, nobody gives a fuck about that Wimbledon shite.🤣
Mind you, just as well the TV cameras have been turned off. That Jannik Sinner looks like Sloth from the Goonies. Bjorn Borg he ain’t.
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I hope Spain thrash Senegal…. I mean Angola… Oops, I mean France tonight.
You tell young ‘ums that the French team used to be white, and they won’t believe you.
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FIFA want Argentina and France to progress so they can milk a final centred around Mbappe and Messi. Argentina will beat England, which is fine by me because England is my least favourite African team, and France will beat Spain. When I say “beat”, the referees and VAR may need to help matters along…
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I think that all of the conspiracy theories about the World Cup are bollocks and the Egyptian team manager should be banned from the competition in the future for starting them.
It makes no difference who is in the final, it will be watched by the same, huge audience regardless.
Most nations are just happy that their teams got to the final stages.
They are delighted if their teams managed just a single point in the first round.
The fucking Muslims are an exception.
Ever the victims.
Did a bunch of Arabs really think that they should win against the current World champions?
England may win against Argentina, but they are trying to play a possession game, so I doubt it.
Argentina will not give them long periods of holding the ball.
But typical of the English, they have a defeatist attitude and have already set themselves up to lose by endorsing all of the conspiracy nonsense in advance.
Argentina chanting against the English because of The Falkland’s?
It’s called motivation.
No player on either side was born during the conflict.
Argentina and their team managers will use everything that they can to motivate the footballers while the English stand around saying, “It’s not fair, they are nasty racists”.
Spain will be playing the number one team in the World later.
There is an ongoing “outrage” going on here because an past Prime Minister has pointed out that there are no French players in the French team.
He is saying what everyone else has been thinking and saying all along.
He wants Spain to win, as we all do, and he is firing up the team to do so.
I will be going out tonight to watch the game on the huge televisions set up outside of the bar.
It will be packed with supporters, men, women and children.
The atmosphere will be amazing.
Win or lose, we will all go home proud and happy.
There will be no trouble.
Being in the semi final for only the second time in the history of the World Cup is a huge achievement.
Being beaten by the number one team is nothing to be upset about.
Vamos España.
¡A por ellos!
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You lucky sod, Art.
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If you can feel joy and pride watching some greasy, prima donna millionaires kicking a ball about, then fair play to you.
The Worldovision Soccer Contest… the height of cheesy, state sponsored borefests overseen by the usual grubby bureaucrats, McDonalds and Coors Light.
I’ll probably take a dump instead, then treat myself to painting the living room wall.
Also, we shouldn’t judge the conspiracy theories until the fat lady sings 🙂
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That’s the issue Grassy.
There are so many people that are completely ignorant about football and try to avoid watching it by whatever means.
However, these same people still endorse conspiracies having not watched a game and then they come out with names like Messi and Mbappé without being able to recognise who the fuck these players are.
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Franco’s paella boys are quite boring, but I sort of enjoy that. It is like having a team of lettuce eating accountants winning the World Cup!
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Having seen a few matches,despite that fat wimmin shouting at her blackboard and the “hydration breaks” for soft cunts and Budweiser..
I think Engerlaand stand a fair chance against the enemy..
That means both the Argies and the referee.
So they might be FIFA fucked.
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I am just sick of TV cunts wanking over Mbape. The best French side ever claim some twats. The 82-86 team, featuring Platini, Giresse, Rocheteau, Stopyra, Bossis and them lot would shit Mbape and his bunch of Jungle mercenaries.
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I’ll say one thing for the zombie faced Kraut.
He put a stop to the knee taking for treeswinger criminals.
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FIFA are clearly almost as bent as our government and police force, so my advice to any nations who think the tournament is rigged is this.
Don’t fucking play for them.
Not difficult is it?
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There will be people in England tomorrow evening, desperately trying to find a pub that doesn’t have a television.
They will be driving down streets with the English flag on show, wondering what type of retards would want to hang them up for just a football tournament.
They might walk into a restaurant and immediately turn around and walk out if the owner has the audacity to have a TV showing the game.
If they don’t go out they will tuning into a good documentary.
Perhaps reading a good book.
An early night?
Wall painting?
But come Friday morning these people will have an opinion on any disputed referee or VAR decisions.
They will telling people about the way that Messi made to much of ‘that foul’, which obviously wasn’t a foul anyway.
The soft, useless, overrated and overpaid Argie bastard.
The usual bollocks.
“We was cheated, the game was fixed for the Argies to win”.
What would be the motivation to rig the tournament?
Almost every game, right from the the group stages and certainly for the later knock outs have been sold out.
The final has been sold out for many months.
The TV rights were all secured year’s ago.
Anyway, ’nuff said about football and to get back to the thread…….
Does anyone wonder what Charlotte the “Tropical Sunshine” Sainsbury’s girl would look like while being spit-roasted?
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Little arms Jordan pickford has asked England fans to forget history, and concentrate on football tomorrow.
Like you did when grovelling to fentanyl george, the violent criminal. Or pushing rainbow bollocks..
Cunts like you and wokegate are why I don’t give a flying fuck about the England football team.
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And, we won’t even start on Pickford’s alleged (cough) antics with prossies and slags with his mate Kyle Walker. Which led to the break up of Walker’s marriage.
Allegedly, you understand….😉
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I love an on-line supermarket delivery story, especially those around Christmas ( am I still allowed to call it that? ), when lazy bastards order all their Christmas dinner stuff on line, and the supermarkets substitute the turkey with an octopus.
Marvelous, serves you fucking right!
If I have to have a fist-fight at Sainsbury’s over a shopping trolley, why should you be exempt?
I get having drinks delivered, who wants to hump umpteen cans of fizzy pop, lager & wine boxes, but don’t let some minimum wage twat decide what you’re going to eat, you idiot.
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Those pornos, where a fit MILF opens the door to the supermarket delivery lad.😁
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And, cunts who get McDonald’s delivered are cunts of the highest order. And people who order Greggs are even worse.
And, anyone who does their Christmas shop online instead of going out for it are mega cunts.
‘But… But the turkey is missing. The mince pies were out of stock.’
What do they expect? Knobrashes.🤣
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Where I live, we’ve been fortunate enough to have Christmas delivery like meltdowns on social media over the past few weeks.
Our local branch of Iceland closed a few months ago and they now deliver from a store 10 miles away.
Now, allowing for the hot weather, traffic and the fact they have other customers en route, our local Karen’s are screaming blue murder because their ice cream has melted by the time they get it.
Get off your arses and get your shopping yourselves, you obese fucking layabouts.
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I won’t eat anything that has been delivered by a stinking, untrustworthy foreigner. I don’t understand people who do this. What if they’ve touched or breathed on it, or worse? My neighbours are constantly receiving junk food deliveries from blatantly illegal and murderous looking scum. Sick of these idiots attracting them to the area. Don’t give the cunts money and they’re more likely to FO.
As far as supermarkets go, I prefer to choose my own fruit and veg in the store rather than end up with a load of bruised, mouldy shit. The few occasions when we had deliveries from them (always white men where we live, for now) the supermarkets kept changing the products we ordered for substitutes, supposedly because they didn’t have the ones we wanted in stock. I am sceptical about this. More likely they were trying to get shut of crap nobody was buying and hoped we would just keep it, which we usually did rather than not have anything.
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One I read that there’s a Mrs Norman I lost the thread of the nom and can’t help bit wonder what kind of woman has the fortitude to survive the last 13 years of United results and Norman’s reaction to them………
Hats off to Mrs Norman.
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Mrs. Norman is a stalwart.
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She ought to get an MBE
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