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The word ‘vile’

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People who (over)use the word ‘vile’ are cunts….

It seems that every fucker uses it these days…. The TV, the radio, the newspapers and, of course, every cunt on social media known to man…

If it isn’t ‘vile internet trolls’ then it’s ‘the vile paedophile, Jimmy Savile’ or ‘the vile Adam Johnson’ or ‘the vile tweets aimed at Jamie Vardy’ or ‘vile Hillsborough chants’ (fucking lying Scouse vermin!) and so on….

Why can’t hey say something or someone is shitty, nasty,snide or just a total cunt?

Why this obsession with the word vile? It’s…. well…. it’s fucking vile…. Fucking hell, even I’m at it now….

Nominated by: Norman

Dummies books

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Have long been arsed orf by those ghastly workshop manuals written in lowest com denom yank mong shite full orf Californian teen speak idioms you guys. To whit the Dummies series. Admit to owning one, “Rotweilers for Dummies” (I kid you not, and recommends Duck Tape if the bastard punctures yer bollocks) and no, certainly did not buy it, purloined it orf a charity stall.

“Hey Guys! Often times you wanna hook up at the beach or maybe at a drive-in. How you gonna know that those crazy guys or gals are not a bunch of cunts? Eazy Peazy my friend. Now the hard stuff – I know, what a bummer, but you gotta read this book. Seriously now, as soon as you get on in there a whole new world will open up. See you there Cunts!”

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Dummies books – a subject that has oft mystified me.

Posted on it meself a couple of years back on Shitipedia…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Rachel Riley

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That cunt Rachel Riley’s been on ‘Countdown’ for seven years now and not ONCE has she EVER knocked on my door and demanded I go down on her for several weeks.

What an ungrateful cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

Kerry Katona [4]

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Just watched video of Kerry Katona rolling round an airport carpark smashed out of her tiny mind with her jogging bottoms round her ankles. Kerry I cannot even remember what your famous for but you look like one of the slappers who drop their kids off outside the local school before they head of to spend their benefits money of fags and cheap makeup.

Kerry I nominate you as a cunt, mainly a cunt to yourself. Sort your fucking life out, your a mother to 5 kids who have to live with all your public self humiliation. I don’t give a fuck your an alcoholic, take some responsibility for yourself and grow the fuckup. You have made a good living out of being a nobody and yet you throw it away and shame your children and family.

Kerry you are a cunt of the worst kind, what’s your ambition to humiliate your kids until one of them finds you dead in bed having choked on your own vomit.

You are a putrid bitch right now, you owe your children, stay out of the media and out of the bottle. I nominate you as a cunt of the first order.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Woody Allen

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Mr Woody Cunting Allen – a heinous one-man multicunt on a seemingly unstoppable six-decade crusade to aggressively promote the cunt agenda.

He’s like some sort of Cuntinator – he absolutely Will Not Stop making repetitive, pretentious, tiresome, by-the-fucking-numbers, utterly pointless movies, in which he invariably cops off with A-list flange half his age.

Incredibly, various august bodies – of Cunts – have awarded him four Oscars, nine Baftas, and a shedload of Mickey Mouse Euro awards. Every last one of them for Contributions to Cuntage.

It should not escape notice that this feted, celebrated, spoilt, over-indulged, wildly successful multi-millionaire trades on a public persona of angst and insecurity. You absolute hypocunt, Allen.

When not churning out cinematic drivel, Mr Allen is to be found sunk to the plums in his Korean kind-of-stepdaughter in a highly suspect set-up that paddles in the shallow end of incest and noncing.

In summation: “Woody Allen is a Cunt” ought to be projected nightly on the surface of the moon with a giant fucking laser.

Nominated by: Norma D Landings