Bet she’s thinking “What a cunt!”
“Bob saved fifteen quid on his car insurance and now he feels epic”! If Bob’s life so empty that something so trivial can get him wet then he needs to fucking top himself.
Fat turds dancing, bald poof in heels twerking, who the fuck thought these shitbags would make you want to use their twatty products? What a load of cunt.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
I’d happily go to prison for a month if I could punch this average, no, less-than-average comedian in his average bearded mug for no other reason than I did it for all the people in tv land (as I’m sure his negative bearded shite has infected other shores) who have to switch over when he appears on tv spouting his trivial, mind-numbing drivel disguised as comedy entertainment.
Noninated by: Donkey Kongs Balls
We had to pop one of the moggies to the vet/ bank robber this week (cunt umbrella now up as I seem to recall a contributor cunting felines a day it so ago, guilty m’lud, ours shit on a bit of no man’s land behind our yard, not that it’s a decent excuse). It’s ’50/50′ they say, rubbing in the guilt even before you’ve surrendered the Visa card forever.
That’s fine, says me, when you tell me the results we’ll make up our mind whether to cash in the Panamanian unit trusts, cunts.
We’ve always had chavvy rescue moggies and you win some, you lose some but that’s part of the game.
Next question- ‘do you have Petplan?. No fucking chance Shylock, they turn down more than they pay.
This fucking insurance against death is becoming a gargantuan scam now, funeral plans being top of my list.
I have to attend a family wedding this year, not my direct relative but the stupid little cunt is hitching to a fucking undertaker. I wan’t to find out if I can get clerical discounts or a twofer on a simultaneous marriage and death, in the same day.
Hopefully the moggy will be fine, if not then it’s plan B and get a new one from a charity. Either way is fine – I’m not after sympathy chaps, just cunt these bastards who make a shed load of filthy cash from guilt and grief. Cunts!
Nominated by: Arse Biscuit
The latest has just been overturned, so hopefully their names will be soon Furnished to one and all…
(feel free to delete if you think that might land you in the shit)
Nominated by: Fred West
Knowing that most mongs will read a headline and form an opinion without checking any facts is grist to the mill for the politicunt. Watching all these cunts clubbing together to try and keep us in their superannuated post parliament scam is fucking soul destroying.
Shit at politics in your own country? Well come on down to the EU parliament, where you can be shit without the threat of deselection.
What cunts.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye