The Brit Awards [3]

The Brit Awards

Piers Morgan Gets Upset with The Brits

What a bunch of back slapping virtue signalling cunts this lot are
According to the media Sam ( him his her they them cunt ) Smith has complained non binary people are not represented at the erm awards.
So one knee jerk reaction later they are scrapping best male/female “whatever” award and combining it so instead of best male singer and best female singer it will just be best singer.
Suppose it cuts down how long the show is.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

With the B side (see what I did there? – NA) remixed by MiddleEngland:

A musical woke fest of a cunting for the Brits – you’ll know why as this is become a trend…

It seems the Brits have scrapped the nomination categories for “male” and “female” artists. You can guess why – but if not, it’s to create more inclusion.

Seemingly brought on by pre cunted singer Sam Smith who identifies as non binary and refused to take part.

I for one as a cis-male feel excluded and I won’t give this wokefest another thought (not that I ever watched, as such but I do like to know who has won).

It’s a sad new world we now live in…

Wokey Brits News Story.

The Brit Awards


I’d like to nominate tonight’s Brit Awards for a cunting. Whilst I’m delighted that it won’t be hosted by James “Tubby McFatFuck” Corden or Davina “I’d literally kill a baby to stay on TV” McCall, I also don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

Featuring performances from Adele, Coldplay, Little Mix, Justin Bieber, James Bay and Rihanna – sooooo….. I wonder what the numerous commercial breaks will be advertising (apart from plenty of plugs for bloody sport relief – another celebrity love-in)?

It’s live of course, so we live in hope that at least one of the above will fall (or be dragged) off the stage, leave a tit on display or… hopefully… be taken out by a secret TV studio assassin (my dream job). But as I said, I don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

In between their predictably turgid, lip-synced performances, there will of course be the awards themselves – a thousand daggers sent to the stage with each smile of those who didn’t win as they clap dutifully. Meanwhile those who do win will gush through their acceptance speeches with all the genuine emotion of Hal 9000 whilst occassionally attempting some wit that would make David Brent look positively erudite. But as I said, I don’t care as I won’t be watching it.

Well it’s going to be an ego-fest alright – no doubt more than a few will try to make some kind of political statement, but given that our politicians struggle with this task, I don’t hold out much hope for anything sensible from a bunch of overpaid cabaret cunts.

Did I mention that I won’t be watching it?

Nominated by: Nickleby