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Elton John [4]

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Can we cunt that fucking old shit stabber Elton John (again) please?

If for no other reason than his latest crap song that’s doing the rounds at the moment namely ‘Blue Wonderful’. It must have taken the old cunt all of 2 minutes to write this shit but it took me considerably less to dislike it.

Hasn’t this cunt made enough money from singing shite not to be able to buy his own private island somewhere and take his bum chum with him? May I suggest the Sea Of Japan where that other massive cunt Dim Mong Ug can use it for target practice for his new toys.

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

Donald Fagen

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Eagles – the LA equivalent of Steely Dan. Anybody who names their band after a strapon dildo is a bloody poof & a bellend. Steely Dan have a few good tracks but I just can’t get over that dildo reference.

Donald Fagen is a weird cunt. Ge’s also a wife beater! “On January 4, 2016 Fagen was arrested in his New York City home after allegedly pushing his wife into a marble window frame and injuring her arm. Fagen was charged with a misdemeanour assault charge, and released the next day without bail. He was additionally issued a restraining order to stay away from his wife, who confirmed her plans to divorce the musician after 23 years of marriage”

Look at the cunts face in photos he doesn’t look like a happy man. If the cunt does himself in don’t be surprised.

Nominated by: Titslapper

James Nesbitt

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James Nesbitt is a cunt…

Not only is he a crap actor (he’s the same in every fucking thing!) the lazy cunt always has his Paddy accent, no matter what the part is… I recall this expensive TV series about the last days of Jesus, and there’s Nesbitt, as Pontius Pilate, and he opens his gob (‘So… Ye tink ye’re der king o’ der jews, so ye do?’)… It’s like Michael Caine or Ray Winstone being a cockney in every film that they do… Can’t these overrated, lazy cunts even attempt to adapt? I’ve seen more range from a peashooter….

And Nesbitt is also the modern celebrity nu-footie fan cunt personified (lifelong Man United fan, my arse!)… And that ‘Irish Jig’ he wore at the Ballon d’Or cuntfest… What a prize knobhead…

Nominated by : Norman

Justin Bieber fans

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Grown adults who are buying Justin Bieber’s latest album; seemingly in their fucking droves.

The kind of retards who buy one album a year, and in their infinite wisdom decide upon the mewling of this dead-eyed, entitled, uppity little cunt.

These people can vote: utterly chilling (and probably explains a lot).

If you are older than 12, and not a girl, what the fuck are you doing buying this god-awful shite? Fucking grow up. Then kill yourself. Please. Cunt.

Nominated by: Artisan Beard

Cara Delevingne

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Cara Delevingne is another nondescript rich little cunt who had everything handed to her on a golden plate (like Mark Ronson, Taylor Swift etc)… No talent whatsoever, just rich parents who grease palms…

Cara Delevingne also looks like a man… Give her a tache and she’d look like one of Lynyrd Skynyrd….

Nominated by: Norman