Chris Rock

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers...

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers…

So Chris Rock reckons if there was a nomination process for host at last night’s Oscars then he wouldn’t have been there.

Why is that then, Chris? Is it because you’re black? No. It’s because you ain’t fucking funny!

And let’s face it, the only reason you were there is because you are black.

And that’s alright is it, Chris?

Racist cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Clare Moseley

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Care4Calais founder Clare Moseley deserves an extremely severe cunting.

This microbe of dogshit has just said that lorry drivers who complain about migrant attacks at Calais should change their job. WTF !!!!

Who the fuck does this fucking whore slag cunt bitch think she is?? Has she stopped for one minute to think that this country is an island, and as such cannot produce the required amount of food to support itself on its own. It therefore follows that said island needs to import large amounts of food to make up the shortfall and that a huge amount of said foodstuffs arrive here by LORRY !!!

It also follows that lorries need drivers, and for whatever reason they do the job is none of her fucking business. Lorry drivers are NOT the problem you thick cunt, the large amount of fucking shitskins trying to invade our once great country most certainly are. Now fuck off and die you massive fucking CUNT !!!

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

February 29th

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February the 29th is a right cunt if you’re on an annual salary.

Today all you permie cunts get to do a full day’s work for fuck all.

I’m paid by the hour, so I don’t give a shit. Happy Leap Day, cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Oscars (2)

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Don’t know what the fuss is about.

The Oscars are an obvious fix designed to promote the actor or director du jour. Nominations are by industry insiders, most of whom haven’t lived in the real world outside of Hollyweird for decades.

Some of the most boring and shit films that have actually won awards should instantly point out that it is a self-congratulatory luvvie fest that isn’t worth our time.

Ignore it. Hopefully it will disappear up it’s own arsehole and leave the rest of us in peace.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Lin Homer

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Lin Homer is a cunt.

She is slinking away from the top job in HMRC amid crtiicisms from MPs select commitee for her department’s inability to respond to telephone calls from people wanting to pay tax. This is after She was in charge of border control, and failing to deal with asylum seekers expediently. And she got made a Dame?

I would have got sacked if I was so shit at my job!

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart