Mad Mütter Merkel is ein big cunt, isn’t she? Again.
We can have a deal but we must “commit to accepting the rules.” Oh. Has this loopy, tunnel-visioned dough-faced frau been in a coma for 26 months? Has she gone blind from overdosing on sauerkraut? Did the frumpy harpee miss our Referendum because she was concentrating on rapey immigrants and shoring up the concrete bollards outside der Khristmås markets too much?
We know the Fourth Reich supports/loves/is the EU. We know it suits the Fatherland to have a captive, enslaved market to whom to flog its Teutonic tat. We know the EU is perfect for easing the, erm, guilt of those difficult early 20th century years. This, though, is more schizen, perhaps even the last gasps of power before the Queen of Europe (© Angela Merkel) is finally usurped.
A future of global, tarrif-free cars await our the British buyers so…
Nein, danke-shun, überKunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
It’s about time Obersturmbanfuhrer Merkel got a good cunting. Now she is saying that NATO can no longer rely on the UK and the US for defence because :
(1) The Tangoman has the cheek to insist that the Krauts and their hangers on pay their fair share.
(2) The Brits have the bare faced front to want to be out of the EU.
Ok Herr Oberst, have it your way. Us and the Yanks saved your brainwashed arses from the Russian bear last time, if you want to go on your own be our guest. See how useful your hardworking, taxpaying immigrants are when Ivan’s tanks roll into Berlin and Dimitri’s missiles are smashing up your cities. Fucking mouthy arrogant bitch. As Basil Fawlty, quite rightly, said…..”Who won the bleedin’ war anyway?”
Nominated by Freddie the Frog.
Merkel Says “Germans Have a Lot to Learn from Asylum Seekers” Oh Yeah, we have so much to learn from them about rape, massacring people on the street with semi trailer trucks, cousin fucking and how to wipe your ass with your left hand. Just kill yourself Merkel you fat dogfaced cunt
Nominated by TitSlapper.
In a recent speech ” mama” merkel launched into the recent spate of terrorism and the attacks on women by the peaceful ones, but according to her the problems don’t stem from her decision to let in a million plus virtually unchecked muslims? Oh no!! , apparently her government have been let down by local authorities and the police , she laid the blame of the 2015 cologne New Years sexual assaults, the Xmas market attack firmly at the door of local authorities , this has happened as “they” failed to intergrate the tsunami of peaceful people?? North Rhine – Westphalia have according to merkel “take the blame”!! , well I’m glad she’s cleared that up!, because I’ve always thought these problems we are hearing about all over Europe had something to do with her inviting millions of Muslims to flood into Europe!!!
What a 24 carat cunt ……
Nominated by Quislings.