American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment is literally a cunt.
Katy Inzer, 46, dropped her kex and proceeded to butter her muffin on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. Apparently she was making inappropriate noises and smelled, and was reported to the cabin crew by another passenger.
Now I know what you Cunters are thinking. Whatever noise and smell Katy’s spot of DIY produced, they will have been as nothing compared to the sweaty grunting and foul stench emanating from any Cabinet meeting attended by Clammy Lammy, Heidi Heigh and Mucky Ange.
I have to say that if I’d been the passenger next to Ms Inzer I’d have sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the spectacle. It would beat watching Home Alone 4 for the twentieth time.
I wonder if flying solo, so to speak, qualifies one for membership of the Mile High Club.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
The smell can’t compare to a plane load of pàkis on their way to their homeland, for a family wedding, before getting drone striked by the US airforce.
I prefer the second story of the bloke getting duct taped to his seat.. Just a shame Mr blonde wasn’t there with a straight razor.
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This lass was strumming her clopper on the plane,
and the bloke went and grassed her up to the flight attendant?
was he Cliff Richards?
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Just her luck she was sat next to Wes Streeting. If the miscreant had been waxing a twelve inch carrot no alarm bells would have been raised and you could have ice skated across the floor in front of them.
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Point of order Admin.
The report states that the lady in question removed her undies before performing.
Perhaps Mr Cunt Engine could provide us with a more accurate pictorial representation from his extensive collection.
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No! Please God, no!
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What sort of ladies underwear was Katy wearing, that they had to be fully removed? Victorian bloomers perhaps, instead of a nice pair of ‘easy access’ fully open crotchless panties. I wonder if Katy is a gusher?
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Good point Lord S.
The report is somewhat lacking in detail, isn’t it?
It doesn’t even tell us what colour she was wearing.
I need more info to muster a ramrod.
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To watch a woman wanking is up there with the best entertainment money can buy.
Rather than run and inform on her
he should of led the other passengers in a round of applause and 3 cheers for Katy.
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These middle aged yank women seem extra horney,Mis.
This bird and the one the other week who got her Labrador to go down on her.
Fuck me,I used to get told off for trying to hold my missus’s hand in public.
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I tried to have a wank once,on a ryanair flight.
Unfortunately there wasn’t enough room to be able to pull my strides down.
Probably for the best,Mickey o’reilly would probably have charged me extra.
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‘this is your captain speaking, can the lady in seat 24A attend the flight deck as a guest’ 💦
fly Quim-air for the best entertainment ✈️
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