American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment is literally a cunt.
Katy Inzer, 46, dropped her kex and proceeded to butter her muffin on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. Apparently she was making inappropriate noises and smelled, and was reported to the cabin crew by another passenger.
Now I know what you Cunters are thinking. Whatever noise and smell Katy’s spot of DIY produced, they will have been as nothing compared to the sweaty grunting and foul stench emanating from any Cabinet meeting attended by Clammy Lammy, Heidi Heigh and Mucky Ange.
I have to say that if I’d been the passenger next to Ms Inzer I’d have sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the spectacle. It would beat watching Home Alone 4 for the twentieth time.
I wonder if flying solo, so to speak, qualifies one for membership of the Mile High Club.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
The smell can’t compare to a plane load of pàkis on their way to their homeland, for a family wedding, before getting drone striked by the US airforce.
I prefer the second story of the bloke getting duct taped to his seat.. Just a shame Mr blonde wasn’t there with a straight razor.
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This lass was strumming her clopper on the plane,
and the bloke went and grassed her up to the flight attendant?
was he Cliff Richards?
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Just her luck she was sat next to Wes Streeting. If the miscreant had been waxing a twelve inch carrot no alarm bells would have been raised and you could have ice skated across the floor in front of them.
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Point of order Admin.
The report states that the lady in question removed her undies before performing.
Perhaps Mr Cunt Engine could provide us with a more accurate pictorial representation from his extensive collection.
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No! Please God, no!
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What sort of ladies underwear was Katy wearing, that they had to be fully removed? Victorian bloomers perhaps, instead of a nice pair of ‘easy access’ fully open crotchless panties. I wonder if Katy is a gusher?
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Good point Lord S.
The report is somewhat lacking in detail, isn’t it?
It doesn’t even tell us what colour she was wearing.
I need more info to muster a ramrod.
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To watch a woman wanking is up there with the best entertainment money can buy.
Rather than run and inform on her
he should of led the other passengers in a round of applause and 3 cheers for Katy.
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These middle aged yank women seem extra horney,Mis.
This bird and the one the other week who got her Labrador to go down on her.
Fuck me,I used to get told off for trying to hold my missus’s hand in public.
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They’re horny as fuck, but they’re also fucking mental.
Having given one of them the time of her life for a week, she then proceeded to stalk me for two years.
I do not advise.
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we know all yanks are a bit puddled,
and the women DO seem a little ‘slack’ when it comes to matters of morality.
I prefer a blushing English rose of course,
but there’s a place for some plastic titties, bottle blonde, yank scrubber dripping in spunk.
horses for courses
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Well I draw the line at horses, MNC.
🐴
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I tried to have a wank once,on a ryanair flight.
Unfortunately there wasn’t enough room to be able to pull my strides down.
Probably for the best,Mickey o’reilly would probably have charged me extra.
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‘this is your captain speaking, can the lady in seat 24A attend the flight deck as a guest’ 💦
fly Quim-air for the best entertainment ✈️
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She was interviewed when the flight landed and said that she fell asleep on the plane and couldn’t remember anything.
Apparently, her actions are under review by the FBI, but as yet no charges are pending.
That’s a green card for all of us.
If you are ever bored on a flight, whip out your kidney prodder and bash the bishop.
You can then fall asleep not remembering what you did without getting arrested.
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She’s a gusher 💦💦💦
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Katy was obviously disappointed that a fat paki wasn’t sat next to her waiting for her to nod off so he could “interfere” with her romantic dreams.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39x037wpw3o
Good morning.
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The bloke who grassed her must have been a rear gunner in a past life.
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The modern, western female.
Masturbating on planes, getting licked out by their labradors, publicly shitting themselves in weight lifting contests, and just generally wrecking civilization by involving themselves in politics, policing and nonsense such as HR. Oh, and helping to bring about the end of the white race through their addiction to abortion and finding the idea of motherhood such a chore.
What wonders their “liberation” has brought us all…
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once on a job I was upstairs and the woman who’s house it was came upstairs sat on the toilet with the door wide open and took a piss.
talking to me!
I was sort of shocked/ excited
But then my dad came upstairs and spoilt it.
” fuckin ell I could see her fanny!!!”
Neither of us informed the authorities 🙂
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Having never flown and don’t know the ins and outs of a prepared flight, wouldn’t it be best to give a thorough inspection of flight members and being breathalysed the main concern.
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Before the flight obviously.
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Also, for those who imagine it would’ve been a turn on and that the snitch must be a homosexual, think on…
I wouldn’t place any faith in a photo that the average woman under the age of 50 has used to present herself to the online world. The one in the link is probably the most flattering she has ever taken, probably to the point that you wouldn’t be able to identify her from it in real life. I know from experience as I spent several years of my life trawling the human sewer that is online dating. Most women are liars when it comes to photos of themselves.
She is probably a mad, ugly skank and any man sat next to her on that flight, if he had half a brain, would be best getting away from: a) the stench, and b) the possible accusations of sexual assault from the slag after she’d relieved herself and then started to feel ashamed or some other personality disordered phenomenon.
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As Russell Brand is now finding out,Saturn.
When the shame dawns on them,they’ll ruin you.
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