Seems the seedy old cunt of an actor is suffering from a mystery illness and shortly in danger of becoming a dead actor cunt. Frankly how he survived so long married to ol’ Welchie is the biggest mystery.

Fit enough to fly his arse back from Benidorm to the UK to take advantage of our wonderful NHS though. Perhaps the junior doctor cunts will finish him orf during one of their strikes?

Time to say “Auf Weidersehen Pet” perhaps

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke