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Age UK

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Age UK are cunts….

A mate of mine lost his girl (who he’d been with 11 years)l in a car crash only last year… He’s worked solid since he left school (He’s now 38), but after the crash he went to pieces and lost his job… Those soulless cunts at his local Jobcentre have shown him no understanding… They have teamed up with one of their other Tory collaborator bedfellows (Seetec, I think they’re called) and put him to work in a ‘charity shop’ called Age UK…

These cunts are basically ’employing’ a decent and honest man who needs grief counselling 9 to 5 for fuck all…

It’s not just that though, In my dinner hour (I work at the bottom of Deansgate) I went to Bury to pick something up, so I popped in to see him… He’s a shadow of his former self and seems lifeless.. And the shop? What a fucking shithole! Selling crap that nobody wants, and full of loonies, foreign cunts on the blag, and scrotes who stink of BO and piss…

Now, that’s bad enough, but his ‘boss’ is also a total bitch… I have witnessed her today barking at her ‘staff’ like Sybil Fawlty shouts ‘Basil!’ only worse… She talks to him (and others) like crap and how a bastard schoolteacher (we’ve all had’ em!) does to kids….

I’ve told him to just fuck them off and that his mates will look after him… But I think he just wants to get out of the house… He‘s too good for a dump like that… And Age UK – for exploiting vulnerable people and being up Duncan Smith’s arse – are utter cunts and a plague on their so-called ‘charity’…

Scum…

Nominated by: Norman

Tony Hall [2]

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Tony Hall of the BBC is in the crosshairs for an almighty cunting.

I’ve just watched the mealy-mouthed establishment in-bred git squirming on all the news channels whining about ‘it’s the victims we must be focus sing on right now’. Well, what a fucking brilliant bit of diversionary surprise there as the 1000 page jazz mag of Savile shame hits the shit covered fan. Funny he should share the same surname as the other goggle box rapist Stuart.

Apparently there is still a culture of fear in the BBC, surely not, there’s too much fucking micro management for that to happen.

Let the whole sinking ship veer off in the general direction of the Marie Celeste, starting with the ritual slaughter of the arch-criminal Botney, an odious and nasty piece of work. For someone so fucking educated I’ve always been astonished he ended up entangled in the lard-arsed web of massive fibs that was Kids Company and Batmanrobin.

I wonder if they got a mention in the report.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

Car builders

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I would like to nominate my car and the cunt who built it!

My car appears in a number of online documentaries on “how to fuck up a decent car for my vanity”

Due to excellent editing he neglected to show those slight slips with the grinder as he cut the body down (cunt)
The fact that he forgot to put the body mounts between the chasis and body (cunt)
He saved a few pence swapping structural steel for shelf brackets (cunt)
Used duct tape in place of electrical tape (cunt)
Believes twisting wires on to terminals instead of using connectors is ok, (cunt)

In fact the guy is a total cunt if nothing more, his use of 5A lamp cable instead of the proper stuff just enforces my view that he is a total cunt.

My car is a cunt too for letting him do it to it.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Review shows

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Review shows are a celebricunt magnet!

I have been trying to think of a name that describes this cunting and that is what I have come up with. You know the shows I mean where they get a load of past it, washed up Celebrities who get no work so they end up on these shows. It was alright in the seventies, and all the other nostalgic shit titles they come up with are crap shows. Some unfunny cunt or cunts tries to be funny recalling how ‘wild’ it was back then or how ‘you couldn’t be like that these days’.

That Sinitta cunt is always on them and that ‘Comedian’ Romesh Ranganathan is usually on them as well talking shit. I don’t know who are worse, the cunt ‘Producers’ of these shows who can’t come up with anything original or the Celebricunts who accept offer to talk shit on these shows. One thing is for sure you watch these shows and they get worse as they go on, and you then start to realise these Celebricunts think the show is all about them and how they felt about whatever the stupid topic is.

The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Adele [3]

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Adele! Adele! Adele! I am sick to to death of this fucking cunt…

First I am tortured by her squawking crap on the radio where I work…

If it isn’t ‘Hello’ (yet another ‘a bloke has dumped me because I am a fat whining cunt’ song) then it’s ‘When We Were Young’ (aka ‘Before I was dumped’) or that pile of shite ‘The Rumour Has it’…Will somebody tell this pig ignorant tart that it’s ‘rumour has it…’ There is no fucking ‘The….’

And if she is not caterwauling, the silly cow is on telly going on about how she ‘bursts into tears spontaneously’ because her microphone failed or something…. The stupid chav got lucky hag wants to to try some real work or problems… And if that’s not enough, Adele is now on the front of every newspaper in Britain, blubbering a the Brit Awards and looking like a cross between Mick Miller (The Comedians) and a baboon wearing lipstick….

Adele is a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

I keep hearing about Adele being so fucking great that I relented and downloaded (not bought mind you) her 25 album. I gave it a good listening – mainly to see if I could get to understand a word she was singing because her east end diction is fucking dreadful!

I’ve deleted now. Sadly I’ll never get those 45 odd minutes of my life back again and I really regret that…

And if Adele and Coldplay are the height of British music achievement then this country really has not got any talent any more. We’re fucked!

Nominated by: Dioclese