A cunting please for the shower of shit on show at the Brit Awards this year.
I have no idea what the Brit Awards is about, possibly a competition to find out who can outdo Mr Blobby’s costume for silliness?
I received the link below from a mate who delights in torturing himself by tuning in to BBC News on a regular basis.
With the exception of one of the Nova Twins (no, me neither) – the one on the left with the red barnet – I have never seen so many unappealing twats in one place at the same time.
Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler
And seconded by: Fuglyucker
The fuck fest, chocked full of the biggest cunts in the UK that is the Brit awards needs a double barreled cunting.
We didn’t watch this shit on the telly but the above news page that I clicked on while looking for something else was enough to make me spit my coffee across the room and cause that little vein in my forehead pulse wildly.
So it starts with the fucking revolting fuck pig that is Sam Smith in some sort of pumped up with his farts gimp suit, Harry styles looking like a cross between David Beckham and an Ewock, Lizzo dressed in a tight bin bag, another tart wearing a net curtain, then there are a pair of pregnant slags in outfits with their pregnant bellies hanging out, had trouble keeping my breakfast down with those 2 pics.
Moving on some pink glittering telly tubby and then a whole slew of attention seeking fuckwits in various states of undress posing for photo, s.
Where are Alkieda when you need them, if these are the role models that the young look up to, God help us all….. What is the plural for such a huge collection of cunts…. A flock or a clutch of cunts, see if you guys can work out a better one….
And then on a similar tangent there’s this from Cuntis_Cuntis
Modern Music
After Sam Smith, Madonna, and several other Moon Crickets making a bunch of cunts out theyselves at the TiT Awards, I thought live music was dead.
I was wrong. We’ve just been to see Suzanne Vega. She was fantastic.
Attractive, able to hold a glorious tune, tonnes of tales, and kept the audience engaged without tales of explicit knobbing.
Best gig I’ve seen in years.
More support for elder artists who know their stuff and can easily pack out local venues by being pure talent and class.
What is the brit awards? Please enlighten me.
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Checked the beeb news link, wished I hadn’t. One of the many reasons that aliens avoid direct contact with humans. Imagine a visitor from some distant galaxy being confronted by Sam Smith in a cunt suit or a trankingstine monster with a bad wig and beard. That selection of guests was one of the biggest cringemaking, nauseating display of cuntery I have had the misfortune to set eyes on. More pukable than Iran being on thr uman rights council at the un. Such is life
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