Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Guiness

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Guinness are cunts.

Just seen their advert waxing lyrical about Gareth Thomas coming out as gay.

What that has to do with Guinness it doesn’t say. Someone from The Guinness marketing team care to illuminate on this.

If the idea is that the sight of a gay Welsh rugby player is going to send us all rushing out for a Guinness there could be a flaw in that plan.

If they are just trying to capitalise on the fact rugby is homoerotic and Guiness suspect that many male rugby fans are in the closet it might be a clever bit of marketing.

New Guinness slogan?

Gayness is good for you?

I could use a drink but it won’t be a Guiness in case drinking that shit is now code for I’ll have an anal chaser……

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Laurie Penny [3]

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For an Oxford educated individual Laurie Penny is as thick as an uncut loaf! Usual adage applies: more degrees than a thermometer and not an ounce of common sense!

Usual “…immigrants are a net benefit to the UK economy…”.

Yes Laurie, yes they are, paying taxes into our economy to the sum of millions right now.

Alas, what no cunt then follows up with is the fact that those moneys “now” do not pay for houses, schools and hospitals “now” and the more it exacerbates the worse it’s going to get and impact more and more on the services available to everyone, which – unfortunately – includes those folk who were actually born and bred here (as much as that group is despised in this country these days).

It’s virtue signallers like her and her ilk which genuinely makes me feel unwanted in my own fucking country for fuck’s sake!

Also, when free movement of trade is mentioned, why does no cunt ever ask what the figures are, ratio wise, between the UK and the rest of the EU?

I bet it’s pretty much 1:1 for France, Germany, etc., the western European states. But I bet it’s 10,000:1 for the former eastern block/soviet states.

So Laurie Penny, you explain to me how the disparity of numbers IN vs OUT is even remotely fair!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Nico Rosberg

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Nico Rosberg luckily beats Lewis Hamilton (who is a much better driver than him) because Lewis’ brand new engine blows up and costs Lewis 25 points and Lewis also messed up a few starts and lost points. Yet the German only beat Lewis by 5 points. Realising he had no chance in the future he retires and I think it’s a bit cowardly, something I wouldn’t associate with the Germans.

Anyways Nico is a good driver and has his moments of brilliance but he is lucky to be World Champion.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Quidditch

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I would like to cunt quidditch – not the game in the Harry Potter films but the ‘sport’ played in the real world by cunts.

It has its own official rulebook a world cup and a UK premier league is about to start up. The game is non contact and mixed gender so ideal for student types.

It’s another way for snowflakes to escape the awful world they find themselves living in. What better way to forget Brexit and The Trump than to run around with a broomstick wedged between your arse cheeks.

Wikipedia have a page on it if you can be arsed.

The tidal wave of cuntishness continues.

Nominated by: Mahatma Koat

Immigration

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Bradford, 2016

I would like to cunt immigration. How long can we carry on like this? 660,000 arrived here in the last year! The net figure is 330,000 when you take into account the number emigrating. It would be interesting to know the make up of the people emigrating.

If the majority are the indigenous population then the make up of the population is being changed rapidly beyond recognition.Some would no doubt say’ what does it matter?’ People are people but what are we losing? We are becoming something different and it is being imposed on us.

It was all summed up by Gordon Brown when he called that woman a bigot because she didn’t like the way her neighbourhood was changing before her eyes. She wasn’t, her concerns were legitimate and Gordon Brown was an out of touch cunt.

Nominated by: Richard 1