Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

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THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION WERE OUT AND ABOUT ON THEIR ANNUAL JOLLIES, SHOWING OFF THE PRODUCT OF THEIR ART THERAPY CLASS……

An emergency “Peoples” cunting please for Magic Grandad’s paid bunch of Neanderthals, who, at the blast of the marshal’s whistle is ready to drop everything and get in a taxi for the sake of a cheap photo opportunity. This rat infested heap of unemployable scum descended on Leeds hospital this afternoon to punch the nose of one of Matt Hancock’s staff:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

This shit and piss stained heap of never-were’s were clearly put up to this since it occurred just hours after the original story was included in newspaper and media stories.

It just shows how much freedom we would have in this country if McDonnell, Catweazle and their bunch of knuckle dragging cunts ever get power in this country.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Brooklyn Beckham

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At the grand age of 17,the “hugely talented” photographer, Brooklyn Beckham, has announced the release of his first book,allowing us mere mortals to “see the world through Brooklyns eyes”.

For fucks sake,we’ve had to endure 20odd years of his publicity craving parents,particularly that talentless,tone-deaf singer/designer!!!, pig-faced leech Victoria,and now her fucking spoiled brats are getting ready to delight us for the next 20 years.

I’ve done some cuntish things in my life but nothing to deserve a world inhabited by the spawn of the Beckhams/Olivers/Ramseys. They should all be drowned in the septic tank round the back of my local Indian restaurant.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Shitty advertising

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I’d like to cunt two adverts.

1) The latest Audi advert which looks half decent until you get the godawful breathy whiny warblings of Homeward Bound in the background which kills it! (Apparently sung by Gina Kushka – did NOT put that voice with that face).

2) The Amazon add where two “friends” buy each other a pair of knee braces. If you haven’t seen it yet I’m sure it’ll make you vomit.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

‘Edgy’ programming

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TV commisioning editors are supposedly looking for more edgy programming and apparently welcome submissions.
Although still no reply to my soap opera blueprint…..

“The Reich Stuff”……the trials and tribulations of a family, running a Nazi gift shop in Golders Green High Street….

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Rogue One

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That Rogue One is shite and all….

More anti-white, misandrist, ‘diverse’ bollocks… Yet another scrawny posho militant feminist female lead who talks all ‘Haw! Haw! Haw!’ A gang of rebels that has more colours than jelly babies, and a new droid who is about as endearing as piles… And no amount of Darth Vader will save such shite…

Nominated by: Norman

I’m a big fan of SF but I have to say that Star Wars when it first came out was the most disappointing load of hyped up, completely unbelievable horse shit I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch, second only to Lord of the Rings…

Forced my self to watch some of the later ones in the hope they’ll get better, but they just don’t.

I wouldn’t even waste my time downloading this pile of crap off Pirate Bay!

Nominated by: Dioclese