Stella Creasy

The Labour Party Autumn Conference 2015 - Day 3

Stella Creasy recently clashed with John Redwood over social mobility, and make the completely bollocks claim that the England football are shite, because they all went to public. You know, places like Eton, Gordonstoun etc. They’re shite because they’re all posh boys. There’s just one problem there, it ain’t fucking true.

I mean could you imagine Wayne Rooney or that clown, Raheem (must give the ball away) Stirling going to a school like Eton? They’d be mistaken for shoe shiners. This comes at a time when Diane Abbot, claimed that UKIP voters were the same who voted BNP. I’ve never voted BNP, neither have any mates, especially the black ones. I vote UKIP, because not one of the main parties has any respect for me, my friends or and British person. All they want is our votes. Something that has been proved with their treacherous behaviour over Brexit. Unfortunately, a lot of people in this country are thick enough to give them that.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The V sign

Sorry, Limpers! Couldn't resist it...

Sorry, Limpers! Couldn’t resist it…

I would like to cunt migrants and rapefugees that try to garner universal support and sympathy by doing a V sign with fingers whenever they see a fucking camera.

They don’t have any idea what it means.
Same as Chinese selfie tourists.
Churchill started it as a victory sign.
Fair enough.
Was an inspiration back then.

These cunts don’t speak English though, so the word victory is pointless to them.

Then Lennon hijacked it to mean peace.
Now every free loader world over will use it liberally, sticking it in front of every lense to show they are peaceful.
And to grab what they can.

Trouble is, the peaceful ones who are obsessed with it are Muslims and far from fucking peaceful and actually want us dead.

How ironic.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

The Kinnock family

Part time politician Neil kinnock has managed to extricate his fat bald ugly mug from the EU’s trough of over indulgence for a few minutes to lecture working class Brits on the folly of leaving bloated gravy train that is the EU.

Well what makes the Welsh windbag think anybody’s gonna listen to him?? Expressly rejected twice by the electorate he has managed to suckle at the teat of the EU for over a decade, in fact his family are all sucking away, his daughter got caught out 2 years ago, she’s on the FUCKIIN payroll and the jobs a good un!, 2 day week for a reported salary of €90,000 , a newspaper exposed her. Apparently she barely put in an appearance at work and was far more interested in shopping and socialising with the Brussels bastards…

Without the EU what would Kinnock and his family be doing?? Nothing!! , so it’s hardly surprising the Kinnocks like the EU where they can all swan around with their snouts firmly buried in the trough!!!!

Nominated by: Quisling

Volcanoes

Volcanoes are proper cunts, slowly simmering away for millennia and then just when you’re comfortable that you can screw a few quid out of them, FUCKING BOOM!

They cook your tourists, ruin your cottage industry and make you look like a right cunt for encouraging people to get up close and personal with a boiling pit full of magma, covered with a thin crust of basaltic rock containing highly pressurised steam and noxious gases.

How fucking dare it. I’m inclined to write to my MP.

Nominated by GGRF

Social media ‘news’

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News outlets that report crap on social media as actual ‘news’ are cunts…

The BBC and Sky being the worst culprits… Some nonentity gobshite gobs off or gets ‘offended’ on Twatter, and it becomes a headline?!…. One recent example is Peter Kay aiming a joke at Judge Bender on Strictly Cunt Dancing… Instant ‘headline news’ about how some cunt is ‘offended’ and there being a ‘homophobia outrage’…

Some ‘look at me!’ snowflake turd whinging on Twitter is not news, nor is it a sign of mass outrage… I am no fan of Kay, but for some cunt to bitch about a simple bit of fun and for that bitching to become headline news shows where this country and its media are at (ie: fucked!)… I get annoyed by certain things, but I don’t expect them to be news stories, fucking ridiculous…

Joke is, the cunt who was so ‘offended’ by Kay’s gag and going on about the ‘horrible 1970s’ and ‘unacceptable homophobia’ was certainly not born in the 70s or even gay… Just an ‘offended for being offended’s sake’ coloured haired student snowflake cocksucker and the BBC and Sky are bigger cunts for publishing such narcissistic social media mong shite as news…

Nominated by: Norman