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ISAC moaners

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Cunts who whinge about content on ISAC.

How fuckin shite is your life that you get in a tizz when a cunter has their nomination put up and you have no knowledge of it?

Maybe the whinging contingent could form their own wee committee to rubber stamp what nominations are deemed worthy.
Maybe they could become admin and take over nominations.
Maybe they could realise that some cuntings aren’t universal and they could wait on the next one and not go acting like a fuckin puppy craving attention.

Maybe they could fuck off and stop bringing this site down with their shite.

Or maybe, they should just get a fuckin clue the cunts.

Nominated by Birdman

Eating on public transport

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People eating on public transport is a cunt,

I hate the smell of some cunt eating chicken on the tube, or some posh cunt eating some stinky overpriced shit then there are the Pakistanis or Hindus in East London who don’t wear deodorant an do sweat the fucking train out and theres a nasty pong of curry. Have some consideration you cunts otherwise I’ll starting eating boiled eggs and gherkins and start breathing in your space you ignorant cunts.

Fucking ‘ell there are too many cunts.

I need a holiday.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Bob Geldof [4]

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Geldof – how the fuck does some scruffy sack of shit whose family are dropping like flies from various drug “issues” end up telling the rest of the populous to “do more for Africa etc” and attempting to adopt the moral high ground.

Get right to fuck off! I didn’t see you and the other prize bell end Boner handing out UNICEF grain bags. It was the minions who you sneer at and tell to do more, I know, I was one of them.

And the boomtown twats were shit.

Nomiated by: Thorax Cockslammer

Jools Holland’s Annual Hootnanny [2]

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Jools Holland and his filmed on a November afternoon ‘Cuntenanny’ will have an anti-Brexit and an anti-Trump theme this year. It is BBC policy, after all…

Aside from all the usual tuneless crap he has on it every year (Beverley Knight, KT Cuntstall. Muso-Wank Blues Orchestra etc), I guarantee this year’s cuntfest will almost certainly feature Lily The Musical Mong in full massive eppy blubbering spazmotron gobshite mode, and all the BBC royalty celeb cunts Holland licks up to will all say something like ‘Fight Brexit’ ‘Fight Trump’ ‘Stop Hate Crime’ and ‘More diversity on TV’ as their New Year Resolutions.

It’s always a cunt bonanza but cunt spotters this year will be in for a special treat…

Nominated by: Norman

Non-entity celebrity

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We’re now in the era of the non-entity slebrity. TV these days has gone so far down to the bottom of the shitpool, that any old bucket of toss can be seen as the next big thing, mainly because the younger sheeple don’t even care about decent programming anymore. Usually raised on a diet of BeniTwat and The Only Way Is Cunt.

Another thing which made me laugh are these so-called “Social Media Stars”. It’s fucking laughable how these “Facebook Stars” are given attention just because they film their adult-child antics, ie act like a total cunt and get famous for about three days before fading from memory. Way too much of a disposable non-culture these days, and it’s a steaming delivered basket of giraffe shit.

Talent isn’t required in today’s fucked up world. All that’s needed is to act like a knob. It pays to be a cunt in TV slebland these days. What in the crap went wrong?

Nominated by: TwatVarnish