I’d like to cunt those people who think it’s a excellent idea to go to a heavily populated area with their slobbering brats in 2-way or sometimes 3-way pushchairs, ( or even just the one pushchair).

And why they think we should get out of their way immediately,as obviously they are far superior and should have right of way through a crowd, so their precocious snot-laden offspring can be transported to, ideally, a small cafe where any small amount of room can be taken up by said fucking pushchair.

I went to Lincoln market today, and the above was fucking evident. It was absolutely fucking heaving, with literally every square inch being populated, so you’d think that there might be common-sense used, re taking fucking little Johnnie and Michelle and instead being left at home with the grandparents, or whoever……but oh no, let’s take the little fuckers to the market in the biggest pushchair possibly and then look indignant when the crowd fails to scatter out the way.

Cunts. I’d like to take your pushchair and whining brats and throw them in the fucking river.

Nominated by: Mr Sausage

I’d like to give a solid gold cunting to certain selfish fucking cunt HGV drivers on the motorway. Prime example this week whilst trying to get onto the motorway using a seriously short (correction, fucking dangerously short) fucking sliproad, on the way back from a works Christmas do.

The fucking cock who came screaming up my arse like he was in a fucking Yorkie advert, and then giving me a minute-long blast of his horn can cunt off. Stop hugging the other HGV in front’s arse and trying to form a mile long juggernaut train you fucking spastic cunt. It’s illegal to stop on a sliproad as far as I know. Knob. I mirrored and signalled, and had to do a Donald Campbell just to get out the way.

At best, I had to slam my foot on the gas and take off full throttle like fucking Iceman roaring off the carrier-deck of the USS Fucking Hell in his Tomcat just to try and get ahead of the macho twat. Most HGV drivers aren’t too bad, but this one was a prime of life cunt in the premium selection. Fuck that bollocks.

Smell it? I was fucking sitting in it. Twat.

Nominated by: Twatvarnish

Cats need a good cunting on here. Full bowl of food and the fuckers still murder anything smaller than them and they’ll only shit in other people’s gardens, normally those like me with kids.

They are solitary animals too, so no, they don’t love you, you’re just the daft cunt that feeds the selfish murdering little fucker.

My dog should be an honorary member of the RSPB, she fucking hates cats.

Nominated by: Blimpo