I’d like to cunt Stephen Hawking.
Not for any other reason except that he has morphed into Davros from the Daleks. Besides which what’s happened to his teeth? He looks like he’s got a rusting fork jutting out of his lip.
Nominated by megacunt
Professor Stephen Hawking: a man famous for talking bollocks about the nature of everything.
Got a theory that can’t be proven one way or the other? Probably came from Hawking
Nominated by Davros
Labours shadow business secretary, Rebecca Long-Bailey ( sounds very working class, that doesn’t it? ) has been on the telly, once again demonstrating why anyone even contemplating voting labour needs their head looking at. Regarding the collapse of construction company Carillion ( what kind of name is that? Sounds like a science fiction film ) she first criticised the government for awarding them contracts and then with the next breath criticised the government for not bailing them out before going on to say the company should be nationalised. When asked how the government was going to make a profit with a failing company she waffled some shit about the profitable parts of the company supporting the loss making parts. Fucking genius or what? Why didn’t any one else think of that?
It takes a seriously arrogant cunt to think they can take a loss making business and with no experience of the trade what so ever make it into a going concern. More double speak, fantasy economics, arrogance and fanatical belief in a long dead, failed and murderous ideology. Cunts!
Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart
I want to nominate the Labour party for a cunting. They’ve always been a party of a hypocritical shit houses, but there reaction to the Toby Young affair have seen them well and truly corner the market. Ok, fair enough, Young was a knob for posting what he did. But there are members of the Labour party, John McDonnell and Clive Lewis being two of the most notable examples, who have openly made sexist comments toward specific women. According to Labour though, that’s different.
Esther McVey has allegedly accused John McDonnell of sexist comments on more than one occasion, even suggesting he used the words, “lynch the bitch”. Lewis was also alleged to shout “get on your knees”, to a woman in a nightclub, AFTER she had already been subjected to sexist abuse from another Labour MP.
So, it’s ok for male Labourites to make sexist comments, but Toby Young, who is NOT a Labourite is viewed by some as a misogynist pig, who must be executed and fed to stray dogs for his tweets. And it’s not the first time Labour have been hypocrites. A couple of years back, photos emerged of a Tory MP wearing a Nazi themed costume at a party during his university days. Labour made a huge deal out of it, as if none of them had ever done anything stupid while they drunken students. And this was in the pre-Corbyn era. Only last week, Keir Starmer tried to brush off criticism of his handling of the Warboys case by saying, “it was nine years ago”. Well that’s ok then. It’s ancient history, so let’s forget about his incompetence being partly responsible for a convicted rapist, who, by all accounts, is still a danger to women, about to be put back on the streets.
When Damian Green was accused of sexual harassment, Labour MP’s and followers were quick to demand his head. They weren’t so quick however, when Labour MP Kelvin Hopkins was accused of sexual harassment. That has been pretty much whitewashed. In early November 2017, he was accused of inappropriate behaviour by a Labour part activist, claims which were reported to Rosie Winterton in 2015. A week after the first claim, Labour MP Kerry McCarthy accused Hopkins of paying her unwanted attention via written notes, dating back to 1994, when they the Chairs of neighbouring constituency Labour parties in Luton. The attention allegedly resumed in 2005, when she became an MP, and didn’t stop until 2016. She even showed the notes to Labour whips, and they were reprinted in the Guardian. She even told that paper’s political editor that she was, “really, really wary of him”.
And it’s the same with Labour’s blatant anti-Semitism. Should anyone dare to criticise Islam, they and the demented halfwits of Momentum are the loudest in screaming “ISLAMOPHOBIA”. Yet when they are accused of doing to Jews what they accuse others of doing to Muslims, it’s not the same thing at all.
Then we have Jared O’Mara, MP for Sheffield Hallam. At least, he was ELECTED as MP for Sheffield Hallam. He was suspended by Labour last year, pending an investigation into allegations of sexism and homophobia, and hasn’t been seen October, four months after he was elected to parliament. He has NEVER stood up and made a speech in the commons, not even his maiden speech.
Since 2002, he’s certainly made a number of online comments that could be seen as homophobic, sexist, derogatory and even racist. He once got into an online forum argument with a Danish user and allegedly ended up calling him a pig shagger. The incident that got him suspended occurred in March last year, before he was elected in June, happened on a night out in March. A woman he was with claims they got into an argument and he allegedly told her, “I wouldn’t touch you with a manky woman’s cunt, you ugly bitch”. A number of the woman’s friends witnessed this, but O’Mara says they are liars.
What really gets me about these pricks, is that they have the nerve to call Tories the Nasty Party, and scum. Really? Was it the Tories who openly celebrated when Thatcher died? Was it the Tories who abused candidates from other parties, especially the Tories, at the last general election? No. It was, allegedly, members of that swivel eyed bunch of Corbyn lovers, Momentum. One member of Momentum is accused of pissing in the doorway of one Tory MP’s constituency office. If a Tory had done that to a Labour MP, there would have been hell to pay. Yet they have the nerve to call the Tories scum. Because the allegations of abuse are aimed at Labour and their followers though, they’ve been uncharacteristically quiet. Fucking hypocrites.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.
I’d like to nominate the latest reality, virtue-signalling, neo-liberal shitfest to be shown – prime time – on ITV1 this week called “Transformation Street”.
Well if you hadn’t already guessed by the title it’s yet another promotion vehicle for transexuals.
Please understand if folk want to transform themselves from a man to a woman or vice versa then please feel free to do it, but prime time promotion of which is a tiny sector of modern society makes this stand out – yet again – as the norm, when it simply isn’t!
Furthermore – given vehicle and time slot – it merely promotes this as being “cool” and the “way to be” to impressionable kids.
I mean it’s bad enough our kids get railroaded with neo-liberal group-think bullshit in school without having it shoved down their throats on TV as well.
Please feel free to do what you like, when you like, to yourself but I don’t want to hear about it ta very much.
Hey ITV why not do another series of Morse or summat else worth watching rather than this cheap TV bollocks that most folk will only watch to cringe at the obligatory sausage off/on operation!
ITV you’re not as big as cunts as the ABBC but by the Christ you’re fucking getting there! You CUNTS!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
I’d like to nominate “Ancestry DNA” for a cunting.
This is an (expensive – hence why price is never mentioned in the ad) “service” which allows you to trace what percentage of the world community makes up your genetic code.
Who cares? The only cunts I can see even being remotely interested in this shite will be the whiter-than-white libtard Tristans and Poppys of this world trying to claim some ethnic background one upmanship against their similarly odious virtue-signalling peers.
“Oh yah but I have one point TWO percent Africunt in me, so that makes me far more ethnic and able to feel their plight more substantially than your point nine percent Jemimah!”
Utter shite!
Any geneticist (who is not on gravy-trains such as these scams) will tell you that we all come from the first hominids to evolve in Africa. Fact.
They evolved from apes. Fact.
They evolved from primates. Fact.
They evolved from various mammals. Fact.
They evolved from various lizards (as did birds), from amphibians, from fish, from sea bound invertebrates all they way back to some amino acids which got lucky 4 billion years ago.
Who gives a flying fuck!?!
So I’m related back to some cunt from Japan 20,000 years ago – so that makes me Japanese right? Wrong!
I am British and that has fuck all to do with my genetic make-up or skin colour and everything to do with nurture and my sense of belonging, and – shit as it is becoming – the love of my nation.
There are cunts born and bred here who – through nurture – cannot stand their country of birth (mainly “peaceful” twats from the former Northwest territories of the Indian subcontinent – you know who I mean, cunts to a one). They are here to take and for the easy ride our system provides for them but they do not think of themselves as British. Which is fine because neither do I!
Folk who have come here from India and the West Indies, etc., who have raised British families are as British as black pudding and fish & chips are far as I’m concerned.
It has fuck all to do with genetic make-up you cunts!
“Ancestry DNA” another scheme to part the feeble-minded, easily lead, libtard crew from their soft-earned cash!
Cunts!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!