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Amazon [2]

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Amazon’s “service” has deteriorated to the point where it would be more pleasant to crawl into town over broken glass, wrestle my way through the unwashed hordes, put up with ignorant shop assistants and then be towed home by my bollocks than to order from them.

Their delivery options are “Free” (timescale: sometime before the universe cools), “Standard” (sometime before the 1st anniversary of your order), “Next Day” (within the next month), “Express” (within the same week – if you’re VERY lucky).

Their systems are absolutely fucked. I placed an order on Monday 5th for 4 items and paid for Next Day delivery. 2 of the items arrived on Wednesday 7th (quite where in the fucking universe Wednesday follows Monday I don’t know). The other 2 showed as “Out for delivery”.

They are now (on Thursday 8th) showing as “Due Wed 7th”.

Clever fucking trick if you can do it.

This is not the first time this has happened and I’m sure there are others with worse experiences.

That cunt Bezos – who, incidentally, looks like a Malteser on a fucking stick – needs to spend less time trying to get people into space and more time getting Amazon’s fucking goods to Yorkshire.

Cunt. Off. Amazon.

Nominated by I Hate This Cuntry

Cambridge Analytica

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A cunting for the Cambridge Analytica bullshit.

Firstly, anyone who ‘shares’ personal data with Facebook deserves whatever shite falls on them from above. No sympathy whatsoever. But the fuss being made here seems to be that it benefitted Trump and Leave. Two outcomes that have truly shaken up the elite who know best.

I don’t know or care about the American campaign. Whoever uses the most money most effectively wins. That’s the way it is.

The Remoaners here have found yet another excuse to quash a democratic vote. It doesn’t seem to occur to them that the Remain campaign had the backing of government, civil service, universities, Bank of England etc while Leave was a ragbag of individuals. Oh no. The vote was rigged because some cunts let Facebook give their data to Cambridge Analytica. Their dishonesty is fucking breathtaking.

Here we fucking go again!

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Owen Jones (6)

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I can’t believe I’m actually going to defend the BBC here, but there’s no way around it. I want to nominate Owen Jones. Again. He was on Newsnight recently, accusing Al-Beeb of photoshopping Jeremy Corbyn’s stupid Commie hat, to make it look more Communist. This claim, parroted by his butt-buddies in Momentum, has already been proven to be complete bullshit, but two million people have seen the post on Momentum’s Facefuck page. Obviously, not all of them would have believed that the BBC deliberately photoshopped an photo of Corbyn in a Lenin style hat that he CHOSE to wear, just to make him look more left wing. Sadly though, a lot of them would have been stupid enough to believe that outright lie.

The BBC doesn’t need to do such a thing. Corbyn proves to the entire nation what a extreme far left cunt he is on an hourly basis. He proved his Communist credentials when he not only sided with Russia at PMQ’s last Wednesday, but pretty much said word for word what the Russian government have been saying. And the simple fact is, as I said, Corbyn CHOOSES to wear that ridiculous hat. It’s the headwear equivalent of Kim Jong Un’s haircut.

Incidentally, if you want real proof that Putin sent his cunts to try to murder Skripal and his daughter, look no further than the childish outbursts from the Russian government and their stooges at the state run TV channel. Nobody who is innocent hurls insults and innuendo at their accusers. And I see that Putin has won 75% of the vote in the elections. Yeah, right, three quarters of the Russian people actually voted for Putin, a man who regularly feels the need to prove his masculinity by being photographed topless doing what he thinks is manly shit.

In some ways, it’s amusing to watch Jones hurling such lies at the BBC. It wasn’t too long ago that he was calling for Corbyn to stand down as leader of the Labour Party. Until Corbyn won a challenge to his leadership, then Owen the Onanist climbed right back Corbyn’s arse. So, on top of being an egostical, idiotic, drivel spouting, lying drama queen, with a penchant for storming off when he doesn’t get his way, he’s also a massive hypocrite. Mostly though, Owen Jones, is an annoying, bigoted little twat. Like most of his ilk, he considers freedom of speech that only people like him have a right to, and will happily shout down anyone who disagrees with him. He is, a CUNT.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Mo Farah [3]

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Mo Farah has not enjoyed a cunting in our hallowed parish for nearly two years.

So why the fresh cunting? Well. Mr Farah got uppity with a security guard at a German airport the other week. And then ran off to the tabloids bleating ‘waycism’. So far, so predictable. Poor Mo was so traumatised by his ordeal, he felt he had to film the entire thing on his phone and provide a running commentary.

This incident…I’m sure entirely coincidentally…took place exactly two days after a Parliamentary inquiry into doping in sport ruled that an injection that MF had had in 2014 was in need of further scrutiny….

And how and why is he a ‘national sporting treasure’??!! The cunt was born in Somalia and lives in America!

Who will join me in this cunting?

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

Tinder

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Tinder is a cunt.Tinder has now introduced that sign of modern relationships the mixed race couple in the form of an emoji, as you can imagine they cover all the permutations of couples . Fuck me will the social engineering never stop how long before it is compulsory to be with a black chap or chappess though i suspect it will only be allowed if its white girl with black fella as seems to be portrayed on most tv ads.

Is it any fucking suprise racism is becoming more popular as a lifestyle choice.
Please stop trying to impose your fucking ideas of your twatty light coffee coloured nirvana on me you liberal left wing right on fuck twats.

Granted you see mixed race couples but not in the percentages the smugs would have you believe. CUNTS of the first water are the liberal left, or if you disagree the illiberal left. People would get along better if we didnt have it rubbed in our noses like a naughty carpet shitting puppy. I blame it all on the grand master CUNT the man who registers 12 on the Cuntsmic scale , tony blair CUNT CUNT and double CUNT that he is, i think he is the motherload of cunt whence all cunts and cuntism spring from.

Nominated by Civvydog.